random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gog & Magog]

Nowadays keeping pets is seen as very expensive because you actually need to take them to the vet instead of just letting them get sick and then shooting them and telling kids they ran away.

 

[Enig]

I cannot believe the amount of people on earth who have livestreamed themselves masturbating to My Hero Academia fanfiction read out loud by Obama TTS is more than 0.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Izzat and Face are very similar, but the biggest difference is how they react to such dishonor.

Chinese city is polluted -> Massive shame from west -> Massive cleanup effort followed by propaganda campaign -> City is slightly cleaner and people have better air

Indian city is polluted -> Massive shame from west -> AI generated Homer Simpson pornography insulting white people -> City is still polluted shithole.

Indian honor culture is much less constructive.

He's trying to Manifest Destiny, but with whores.

I once bought diced tomatoes because I wanted the taco style diced tomatoes, when I opened the can I was like "Oh, I am an absolute dumb shit".

One of the reasons I hate lawsuits and orders of protection is because I WANT TO KNOW MORE, and it's like "Legally, No".

They are so delusional, they think they can just change reality by lying and drawing ugly pictures they apparently jorked it to.

This is so much easier in North Korea.

Finding out about Izzat and the Africans concept of time are when you transform from being a regular average everyday racist, into an advanced, professional "youre laotian, aint ya Mr. Kahn?" Type of Racist.

Look at how you brag about wanting to shit up my country. We are completely justified in committing war atrocities against you. Whatever it takes is valid.

 

[Big Nasty]

IDK what this means but I am going to accept it as a compliment somehow. I am fat.

 

[Speedrunner]

The moment you rope me into your butt sex escapades I can take the gloves off and cover it on my channel.

 

[Spectate]

NATS quote tweets this and calls Near a "femboy of Satan."

life was easier when people called me beaner

 

[Zeftax]

he appeared to be climaxing after listening to MHA fanfiction read by Obama TTS at 6AM.

You got rejected by a fat girl.
Kill yourself, nigga. It's over for you.

This thread is for Kshatriyas or higher, and I'm afraid you're acting very Sudra. I'm sure you understand.

I don't normally stick plumbing fixtures up my ass.

Uhhhh, informative

Information will start being deployed momentarily.

 

[Speedrunner]

I didn't know Hasan's dog had a KF account.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Now I don't think Napoleon had a stinky dick, because that dude was strict about everything thing, that dudes balls probably smelled like a freshly polished basketball court. He was probably OCD about it, everytime he got off the horse he had to shove a bar of soap in his taint, with some herbs, cuz he's French.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

You can seriously go there any time, any day and it's just misery.

There are no cars in Atlantis. Neptune is encouraging all his cyclist children to come home to the car free deep.

There is a God and he thinks this is funny

Can a tumor grow a tumor?

"THAT BIG COCK GOING IN AND OUT OF MY PUSSY I MEAN ASS"

"YOU'RE NOT JUST MESSING UP MY HOLES YOU'RE MESSING UP MY MIND"

Oh nigga I thought this was some discord drama when a Private Pro-Russian X account I follow vaguely brought it up. You mean to tell me this Jew manlet is too busy getting assfucked and eating cum pizzas to make cool YouTube Videos on Russian tactical gear? This nigga gonna get AIDS and kicked out the army. And based on this he might be actively trying to get kicked out? (I don't remember the details but apparently the Army forced a bunch of helicopter guys into like 15 year contracts last year and they basically own their souls now)

That reminds me; what is the difference between Micah and Charlie? They lokk so much alike that I can't tell them apart, like Garand Thumb ask for a mad scientist to clone Friday the Thirteenth redneck Jason, then paid extra to fix the clones faces so they look normal in a white trash sort of way

This thread has graduated from vagina detectives to gay porn detectives. I’m so proud.

Allow me to educate you about autism.

Not great stuff. I really hate how Oxide won't shut the fuck up while he's getting rammed. Unless it's his first time (lol) or he's on a lot of drugs, all that "ungghh ughhhhh" vocal shit is completely fake and annoying; the top's dick ain't that big that he needs to moan incessantly. "Unnnghhh puppy want more dick!" SHUT UP. For fuck sake, he's still doing it even when the dick is out of his ass!

4/10 would not sodomize on camera while dressed like a cartoon dog. Anyways, good job doxing yourself as a cum dumpster, retard.

Can one of our resident homos watch the video of him getting ass fucked to try and give us a cock size estimate

 

[Laburnum]

"I cant defend this anymore, im out"

 

[a kiwifarms user]

You're double clicking your fag button

I’m ok with fat people

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I am liked on my job and was on good terms with people at the mosque in Providence.

 

[Rotollo 2]

What is your chip against Indians? What did they do to you?

 

[Speedrunner]

Turkey Beef is a notorious gooner. Tread had just encrypted 350GB worth of hentai collection from his Tumblr alt. No, I'm not lying, he's an unabashed gooner with very colorful and diverse degeneracy, and deeply stuck in the 90s. It's just not real.

 

[Dr. Butt]

As a far-right internet racist, I should be happy that liking musicals is the only gay trait I have.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Go outside and touch grass in the afterlife, I guess.

Fascists for women's liberation!

I have nothing to say except I want to bludgeon you to death with a baseball bat. You don't know what a good burger is.

My extreme belief is that the gender wars and 90% of all pointless social conflict would end if we just killed people that don't have jobs.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Bro. What demand are you fulfilling? Your AI stable-diffusion porn/video garbage is not special at all.

Aren't you the guy that ate poop on Livestream and molested his grandmother?

Maybe dont troon out and your husband won't cheat on you.

let's be accurately hateful

Jesus Christ. A vomit fetish? piss fetish? This is more than just being a faggot.
I prescribe humain and ethical Canadian style healthcare in the form of euthanasia. I cannot deal with trannies anymore.

He's getting fucked in the ass on video in furry gear and programmer socks. Of course he's a troon.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

But no, apparently Drumpf is so terrible that not even Büutëefüucken, Suomi, is safe from his evil testicles.

 

[DickMain]

Not great stuff. I really hate how Oxide won't shut the fuck up while he's getting rammed. The top's dick ain't that big that he needs to moan incessantly.