🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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What the shit what the shit WHAT THE SHIT

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"Takeover scheduled"

this idiot already agreed to buy the place? Without any money or income other than doordash? And he's just hoping for some sucker to come in and actually pay for it for him??

In the middle of a lawsuit where he's refusing to pay $80 for evidence that the court is requiring him to provide? Where he's been sanctioned repeatedly and has said that he's so poor that he can't afford to pay any sanctions? He's trying to buy a fucking restaraunt in vegas in the middle of that?!
 
"Takeover scheduled"

this idiot already agreed to buy the place? Without any money or income other than doordash? And he's just hoping for some sucker to come in and actually pay for it for him??

In the middle of a lawsuit where he's refusing to pay $80 for evidence that the court is requiring him to provide? Where he's been sanctioned repeatedly and has said that he's so poor that he can't afford to pay any sanctions? He's trying to buy a fucking restaraunt in vegas in the middle of that?!
Russhole: "I'll pay you as soon as you loan me some more money."

Alabaster Jones: "Take his porcelain."
 
"Takeover scheduled"

this idiot already agreed to buy the place? Without any money or income other than doordash? And he's just hoping for some sucker to come in and actually pay for it for him??

In the middle of a lawsuit where he's refusing to pay $80 for evidence that the court is requiring him to provide? Where he's been sanctioned repeatedly and has said that he's so poor that he can't afford to pay any sanctions? He's trying to buy a fucking restaraunt in vegas in the middle of that?!

Yeah...what's your point? Russ is a stud and a genius. What, you doubt him?
 
It's probably backed by the same "billionaire benefactor" he's always had, who recognizes his true genius and the obvious ROI of brothel-related businesses, but stays anonymous for fear of cyberbowling.

And for some reason can only contribute money AFTER Russ has secured massive investments from someone else first.
 
Corporate Vegas means $40 drinks and being charged for everything. Corporate Vegas has taken all the fun out of Sin City. This is why Vegas is dying.
And now it has turned into a vicious cycle: Middle class visitors go somewhere else/spend less -> prices go up to squeeze remaining visitors -> more people go somewhere else, repeat until the whole Strip + surrounding areas are somehow a ghost town but punitively expensive at the same time.

Speaking from personal experience the Strip was busier in the early 2010s than it was a few years ago (also, how can a place be packed when it charges over $60 a person for dinner??).

Jugs and Mugs
Java Jiggle
Splash 'o Milk
Steamy Creamy
Two Lumps
Hot Brewbs
Cream n' Cream n' Sugar
Extra Foam

I am 100% sure that the was some kind of scam be was reeled into. I'm sure he happily handed over personal details. In a few weeks this will generate a slew of new extortion type emails which he will then blame on us.
I agree this is a scam but there doesn't have to be somebody pressuring or tricking Russ into it: He's got a track record of trying to seize businesses over the owner's objections to get money/whores/fame quickly, this time he is just doing it via LinkedIn rather than the government.

If this is an organic evolution of his Love Quest it seems like a welcome relief from AI generated lolsuits. Even if it doesn't end with him being on the wrong end of the Mafia or a pimp.
 
Dead waitress/hooker storage. Where else is he gonna put all the ones that try to weasel out of their obligation to Russ for hiring them for a dollar above minimum wage by sucking him his penis?
I can't wait for the Pulp Fiction parody. "DID YOU SEE A SIGN ON THIS COFFEE STAND THAT SAID DEAD HOOKER STORAGE?!"
 
I can't wait for the Pulp Fiction parody. "DID YOU SEE A SIGN ON THIS COFFEE STAND THAT SAID DEAD HOOKER STORAGE?!"
"Daa-haaay-aaaamn Rusty, this some serious gourmet bikini bean shit."

"You know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the fucking coffee. Did you notice the sign in front of my bean shop that said dead hooker storage? Because storin' dead hookers ain't what I'm in the business of doing!"

"Rusty, don't. d-"

"DON'T FCSCSCSDGSLGUCKING RUSTY ME JULES"

I swear the plot writes itself.
 
It's a shame Vegas isn't what it used to be. Things were more fun when the mob managed it. You know back in the day there'd have been a mafioso who'd gladly give a retard like Greer some startup capital, and Greer would think he'd be able to get one over on the mob via the legal system.
Now almost all blackjack spread in Vegas is completely worthless and unplayable. Not even card counting can get over the shitty payouts offered, with bullshit gimmick games with mandatory side bets with something 20%+ house edge on them.

Pretty much anything other than 3/2 for a blackjack is absolutely worthless.
 
"Daa-haaay-aaaamn Rusty, this some serious gourmet bikini bean shit."

"You know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the fucking coffee. Did you notice the sign in front of my bean shop that said dead hooker storage? Because storin' dead hookers ain't what I'm in the business of doing!"

"Rusty, don't. d-"

"DON'T FCSCSCSDGSLGUCKING RUSTY ME JULES"

I swear the plot writes itself.

It would, the biggest problem is that Rusty is never going to be married, so we'd have to come up with something like a health inspector coming soon or something.
 
The next few filings are going to be pretty funny.

"Your honor, the plaintiff has time and money for buying coffee shops, but not prosecuting this case. Can you please sanction him?"

"Yuh honuh, if Hardin was a TRUE NEUTRAL THIRD PARTY, he'd know that the coffee shop thing was PRIVATE and his refusal to LISTEN TO PLAINTIFF IS RUINING PLAINTIFF'S LIFE."
 
The next few filings are going to be pretty funny.

"Your honor, the plaintiff has time and money for buying coffee shops, but not prosecuting this case. Can you please sanction him?"

"Yuh honuh, if Hardin was a TRUE NEUTRAL THIRD PARTY, he'd know that the coffee shop thing was PRIVATE and his refusal to LISTEN TO PLAINTIFF IS RUINING PLAINTIFF'S LIFE."
This is so much easier in North Korea.
 
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