random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

The number of abortion climic nurses that take part in occultism/satanism is genuinely scary

 

[stupid frog]

"What does a nut look like?"

@PurpleEater

• #36,665

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Kiwifarms is full of serial killers, çhild molesters and other exploiters and we simply aren't allowed to talk about what's going on.

 

[GunCar Gary]

EVEN THOUGH I AM NO BETTER THAN A BEAST DO I NOT HAVE A RIGHT TO LIVE

Once I caught him alone in a classroom and expressed my feelings. At first he laughed then told me to get lost

 

[Gentlebastard]

Speaking of churches where the hell is Westboro Baptist when we need them?

I agree, a troon blowing a pooner's back out may be heterosexual sex, but it sure ain't straight.

We're already dead, stalker. This thread is the bullet we've decided to propel through our skulls.

Sorry my heart was already taken by a vampire with hemophilia.

That scene sticks with me because it came out of nowhere and made me sit back in my chair, stop masturbating, and swear off porn for a few weeks as I genuinely reevaluated my life. Honest to goodness changed my mindset from "Porn is cool and crusty old shits who hate fun are the only ones who hate it" to "maybe the crusty old shits have a point".

"WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE A TRANS DAUGHTER OR A"
"Dead son. Oh sorry, son. Go ahead and finish your question."
"...or a... or a dead son?"
"Dead son, one hundred percent. Do you want to borrow my shotgun?"

Do pimps honor the Tard Card(TM)?

I just love how people who constantly talk about how they want to walk everywhere balk at the idea of walking FOUR blocks.

It's always funny when people bring up the "trans daughter or dead son" dilemma, because you'll just end up with both.

 

[Drip Torch]

why did you not let me finish my debate u fat cheese eating fuck

 

[HildegardOrgonAkkumulator]

Who the fuck have I been sending $20 Visa gift cards to all these months?

 

[SOLDIER OF WALES]

I thought people were given moderator powers specifically because they can't do that, like awarding a paraplegic a wheelchair. I was just about to request even more forum regulars receive moderator positions.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

All the gay characters [die] from AIDS.

 

[Aunt Carol]

That's not where beaver nipples are.

I spend small fractions of my one life mocking and complaining about troons on this very website. You may think it's sad, but I assure you, several of my posts are quite humorous.

i dont give a fuck about the readme bro

Some of the memes you posted seem to be trannies infighting with other trannies.

I can respect when even other trannies are like "Can you fucking chill out with the boner talk?"

 

[Zeftax]

All information found on this board is factually incorrect. This website is ran by a homeless man. No fiduciary on earth even knows what this place is.

it is genuinely a fucking mystery to me how you people use this site.

 

[GunCar Gary]

Translation from Hebrew was disabled because it often amplified inflammatory or policy-violating content

 

[Dr. Butt]

If you want to ward people away from me, you are legally required to reference statements I have ACTUALLY made.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Many commenters confirm it's an open secret that he's unfortunately something even worse than African... he's French.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

It's both very stupid and kinda inspiring that this whole franchise thats been around for 12 years with some of the stupidest writing and story decisions ever with a very dedicated fanbase mostly full of crazy tumblrites all came from a weeb who had a tissue paper, a few ketchup packets, and a literal dream.

Would it be safe to call this guy “a dumb person’s idea of what a smart person is”?

I swear some of the people that own this sorta stuff just get drag n dropped into reality like background sims and then removed from the world when the trend is over, they're out there buying the stuff but they don't actually exist as people

Kind of like Dot Indians and blacks, there’s the one-off native girl who hates her own people. I knew a Maricopa girl whose hate for her own tribe’s degeneracy was only matched by her genocidal hatred for Apache. Nobody hates the redskin man quite like another redskin man will hate him.

They are currently on the way to being granted full federal status. They're not some fly-by-night pop-up fake Indian outfit, they're the OG fake Indian outfit, they've been at this since before your great-grandparents were even borm. They've been working hard to convince everyone of their T&H status for over 150 years. It's a lesson in perseverance. Never give up, and even you can get your fake Indian tribe recognized with enough time and effort.

No mentally sound person would willingly draw such an eyesore . That alone makes her a cow in my eyes

And the funniest thing is they probably didn't even get paid much for those scenes, yet that's what people will always associate with them. Sasha Grey could become president and any time someone who saw one her vids heard her speaking they'd just pull that image of her face in a toilet up in their minds and tune out any retarded thing she said.

GarandThumb Baldness Update:

Norwood VI, trip to Turkey for hair plug surgery imminent.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

If no one is gonna fuckin' say it, I will. Kiwi Farms has a fuckin' fentanyl crisis.

On Mon, Dec 26, 2016 at 5:51 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
happy chanukah

 

[Wright]

Messages:

all edm is jewish edm

 

[Dr. Butt]

The middle-aged white man did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

 

[Dr. Butt]

If you go out and have gay sex, I think it's fair to say you are, on some level, gay.

 

[neger psykolog]

I had my "I recognize that gay blowjob" moment.