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Stan said:
The EpiscopAl Church has a troon wing
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Never once understood these churches. May as well have a church full of murderers or cheaters as well who never repent. Just literally don't put stuff up your butt or try to dress like a woman and you're pretty good to go. The holy spirit should make you disgusted in yourself, I don't know if they don't have it or what?
 
FOUND YOU! said:
If you go out and have gay sex, I think it's fair to say you are, on some level, gay.
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I'll disagree on this point a bit - any number of gay men have married women and fathered children because that's what society expected of them, and gay-for-pay porn actors have been a thing for ages. I'd argue it's not just the physical act, but why they're doing it. If a gay man lives in a homophobic society where he would face ostracism or worse if outed, I wouldn't consider bringing himself to have intercourse with a woman once or twice a sign of bisexuality unless he actively enjoyed the act at some level. Similarly, if a straight guy does gay-for-pay stuff because he needs the money, I'd still consider him straight if he only ever dates and fucks women off the clock. (Not to mention "gay-for-pay stuff" is a spectrum ranging from simply letting another guy blow you to taking a dick, so performance isn't even necessarily an issue if you're just passively receiving an act.)
 
Nanashi no kiwi said:
I'll disagree on this point a bit - any number of gay men have married women and fathered children because that's what society expected of them, and gay-for-pay porn actors have been a thing for ages. I'd argue it's not just the physical act, but why they're doing it. If a gay man lives in a homophobic society where he would face ostracism or worse if outed, I wouldn't consider bringing himself to have intercourse with a woman once or twice a sign of bisexuality unless he actively enjoyed the act at some level. Similarly, if a straight guy does gay-for-pay stuff because he needs the money, I'd still consider him straight if he only ever dates and fucks women off the clock. (Not to mention "gay-for-pay stuff" is a spectrum ranging from simply letting another guy blow you to taking a dick, so performance isn't even necessarily an issue if you're just passively receiving an act.)
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Does being a crackwhore fall into the "gay-for-pay" category? What about prison gay, or the Navy?
 
Magic Pickle said:
A straight couple is bothered by the fact that people recognize their relationship is straight. Historically, gay couples have hoped against hope that many would never catch on to the more romantic elements of their companionship, so it's definitely weird to see a man and a woman upset that people can see them as they are.
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This one is even more retarded if you read her past posts - she's been "out as a trans boy" for about three years, but still hasn't medically transitioned in any way yet. Also, her boyfriend was "straight until he started dating [her]". She finds that her dysphoria dissipates enough for her to be comfortable naked around her boyfriend when he acts masculine, but definitely doesn't want to be "woman or anything near that". (Also, she's apparently Italian.)

I feel scared about transitioning but i don't wanna keep living the way i do.​


I apologize in advance for my grammar mistakes, english isn't my first language and I'm typing this half asleep, but I need to talk to someone. So... lately I've been feeling conflicted about myself. I started to question my identity when I was 13 (I'm 19 now) and I've been out as a trans boy for about 3 years. I've been wanting to transition for a lot and I've got a lot of dysphoria regarding my chest and my voice. My parents are supportive, so I could start to make my first step into medical transition, but I feel scared. I don't know if this helps with context, but I've been dating this cisgender boy for about 4 months. He's really supportive, he doesn't try to make me become feminine and he even had "the talk" with his parents so that they could address me properly with the right pronouns. He also gifted me my first binder for my birthday, which has yet to arrive to our country. When I started dating him I noticed that I was unconsciously viewing myself as more feminine compared to him, and I'm afraid that this is what blocking me from getting hormones and surgery. I don't wanna break up with him because I really like him and he never did anything wrong regarding my transition. He swears that he'll still like me even when I'll be more masculine (for context: he was straight before dating me). I honestly don't know what to do, I feel like I'm subconsciously faking it because I enjoy when my boyfriend is masculine and because I trust him enough to be naked in front of him without feeling uncomfortable. I know that every trans person is different and not everyone has the same amount pf dysphoria for the same things, but I keep having these thoughts and I don't know what to do because I'm sure that I don't wanna be a woman or anything near that. Is this normal? I need some comfort from other trans people...
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Magic Pickle said:
A pooner is sent into a stress spiral when the truth of her surgeries are revealed to her best friend's boyfriend - you know, on account of the best friend agreeing to play caregiver as she recovers from her rotdog installation, which is a pretty major surgery for those who do not peruse the SRS thread. Now instead of being euphoric about the impending arrival of her bouncing baby boy, OP is hyperanalyzing all the other 'tells' that she frets about, such as her munchkin hands, her mysteriously bald arm and the remnants of her titchop. Hopefully she can turn things around and make her bestie seem like the weirdo!
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"My male best friend has a penis surgery, I have to help him out." Please. It's not occured to this pooner that if her best friend's boyfriend for a second thought that the pooner was a real boy, he would probably have vetoed the girlfriend playing nursemaid to the urethral procedure. This is happening because both of them think of her as a woman, despite how many bits she cuts off and sews back on.
 
r/4tran4 has a “ropefuel” tag and that means this thread will always have a fresh supply of Ls.

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Tranny’s friends make fun of his baritone.

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Trannies seethe because gooning is their only nepenthe but also a constant reminder of what disgusting men they are.

a kiwifarms user said:
(I'm not reading through this absurdly long reply, sorry, but wanted to highlight these two points).
I understand why you mentioned sex, as that is physical. But homosexuality is a mental thing too. A person who considers themselves straight can go out and have a bunch of gay sex and swear up and down they aren't gay and we could debate if they are.
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Oh cool, so you deliberately skipped over my “absurdly long reply” because I utterly humiliated you and you have nothing to say. And now you’re bitching about how homosexuality is mental like transgenderism, but, like before, you’re wrong.

Yes, whether a person “identifies” as gay or bisexual or whatever else is a mental abstraction. That’s the main argument Christians make whenever a self-identified homosexual says, “I’m gay” - that they are identifying with a behaviour. Plenty of academics have used the term “MSM” because men who have bareback gay sex don’t like the word gay as it hurts their feefees. Okay, cool. Whatever. That still means fuck all.

Why? Because the reality of the situation is that sex is real, sex is binary, and if two people have sexual intercourse then it is either gay or straight sex. Simple as. Some faggots might cry and whine and insist they’re “bisexual” or “MSM”, but the empirical reality is that they’re having gay sex. This material aspect makes homosexuality real.

There is no aspect of transgenderism that is real or empirical. A tranny can say he’s a woman and there is nothing he can say to prove it. A man can say he’s “totally straight” but if someone else produces a video of him fucking a man in the ass, then he is demonstrably wrong. This is where you cry, say my reply was too long, and skip over everything I said. Consider that maybe people write long replies to you because they had to carefully explain how much of a fucking retard you are.

a kiwifarms user said:
Autism was one exception.
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Yeah, except you were wrong about that, too, genius. You said that autistics were somewhere in the middle between extremely masculinized and extremely feminized brains. Except the prevailing theory on autism for years is that it’s a condition characterized by an extremely masculine brain. I don’t necessarily believe in this theory, but my point is that you didn’t do any fucking research and should stop running your mouth.

a kiwifarms user said:
Ironically I opened the farms again as a refuge for insane tumblr trans stuff and now I see some retardation from the other side.
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>has a dumb fucking opinion
>gets bitched out
>doesn’t engage with the criticism because you’re too lazy (by your own admission)
>continues to mouth off about things you don’t understand
>doesn’t even post a thread tax
How about this? Save your post as a draft and come back when you have meaningful content to share. Or, better yet, don’t fucking post. I can assure you that no one is desperate for your boring, half-considered opinions. Opinions which, I should add, are off-topic and actually belong in another Stinkditch thread.

a kiwifarms user said:
You are aware of the amount of people who self-apply that label right? Noone is using terf as a slur you retard, it's a neutral term for a group that its own members use.
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Yeah, and black people call each other niggers, so what’s your point? That a word can’t be a slur if the people it’s applied to reclaim it? Why does that only work with TERF and not the myriad of comparable terms like bitch, slut, whore, or queer? Oh yeah, because you’re a faggot.

I don’t think TERF is a slur but you’re a retard if you don’t think it’s used in a slur-like manner. The term is applied haphazardly by trannies to any and all women regardless of their political allegiance or identification with feminist politics. The word “TERF” is often used while justifying violence and during violent acts. Numerous women have been punched, doxed, and financially screwed for being “TERFs”, regardless of how they identify. You know who is invested in the argument that “TERF” isn’t a slur? Trannies who want to get away with saying it so they can shut women up.
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Anyway bro, I take back what I said about you not being stupid or bad. You’re one of the most banal midwits I’ve had to engage with lately, so please do everyone a favour, STFU, and spare us your milquetoast and contrived opinions. Also consider jumping off a bridge (like the trannies you simp for).
 
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Aquarius said:
>has a dumb fucking opinion
>gets bitched out
>doesn’t engage with the criticism because you’re too lazy (by your own admission)
>continues to mouth off about things you don’t understand
>doesn’t even post a thread tax
How about this? Save your post as a draft and come back when you have meaningful content to share. Or, better yet, don’t fucking post. I can assure you that no one is desperate for your boring, half-considered opinions. Opinions which, I should add, are off-topic and actually belong in another Stinkditch thread.
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I don’t believe he’s actually a Tumblr refugee, especially for the reason he claims. If he was tired enough of their insanity there, he would not be constantly derailing this thread to defend their logic or behavior. (Especially in this thread in particular).

While your (and others) takedowns are great, he’s deliberately being retarded. I think he’s just a bored tranny that should’ve been thread banned ages ago. He only ever comes to this thread to stir shit for a dozen pages. Better to trash can rate or mod report in the future. He’s been warned well enough.

Tumblr troon thread tax. Classic Tumblr style propaganda that mostly moans about how Terfs are stupid, ignorant bitches lying about how ineffective vaginoplasty actually is, before lying about how vaginoplasty totally creates a true and honest vagina from a penis after the body “accepts” it. Like magic! Boy, does Tumblr love the concept of manifesting

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getting mega frustrating terf comments on my post and it's maddening bc they're flat out just wrong + stupid. they utterly refuse to do ANY research and spread complete misinformation about vaginoplasty as a way of trying to fearmonger and judge you out of getting one. so im gonna make a post about it.

THEY'RE LYING! VAGINOPLASTY IS NOT AN ""OPEN WOUND"". it is a real sexual organ. dilation is completely normal and was invented for cis women first anyways- a ton of them have to do it, it's no different just because it's happening to a neovagina. vaginoplasty is a very well-researched surgery that has been done over and over and improved like crazy over many many years. there are even multiple ways to do it now, using several different types of tissue for the creation of the vaginal canal if you want one. anyone seeking vaginoplasty, your vagina will be just that! a vagina! a very real, beautiful, working body part! the body is an amazing thing in that it will accept this new body part and figure out how to take care of it like any other. isn't that so cool? isn't it amazing how adaptable the body is, that it can just learn how to work with new parts like that? i promise you, your vagina will be real, it will work like any other vagina, and it is a very beautiful thing. the fearmongering around bottom surgeries has to stop.
 
a kiwifarms user said:
Noone is using terf as a slur you retard,
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nigger please. I'm not even a feminist or in their community but I see troons use it as a slur constantly. They try to make it the nazi for any woman who doesn't worship troons.
At this point I don't believe you're retarded, I think you're, and I loathe to use this term, gaslighting. Shit by your logic when lefties use the term nazi they don't mean it as a slur. Because actual members of the national socialist party called themselves nazis and some super far right people do too!
Nanashi no kiwi said:
If a gay man lives in a homophobic society where he would face ostracism or worse if outed, I wouldn't consider bringing himself to have intercourse with a woman once or twice a sign of bisexuality unless he actively enjoyed the act at some level.
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Thats an interesting point. I was with the other opinion on it but this makes sense. Yeah I would definitely not say someone is straight or bisexual in that case. We've heard plenty of stories of gay dudes or even lesbians who slept with the opposite sex to attempt to "cure" their homosexuality. Then once they accepted it they never did it again so yeah it makes sense.

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Buddy of mine sent me this on instagram, I love the "being feminine is scary at night" caption. No. Being a woman is scary at night. You're a fucking woman calling yourself a gay femboy. It's always comical when these "trans men" identify as femboy and the comments are people expecting they've got a dick. Always comments about asking how big it is.
 
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When the gay man is treated like a gay man.

I was talking to this guy, he seemed normal, very tall and cute. He was okay with me being a trans woman, so all good, I ask him to exchange numbers and then he drops the bomb:
🚩"Are you a Top, Bottom or Vers trans girl?"🚩
Fuck me.
I asked him "Wtf, do you ask cis women that? Those are gay slang, I'm a woman". And he goes "oh sorry, maybe it's rude to ask" and 2 seconds later blocks me.
Seriously, fuck these guys and fuck those terms. I didn't transition to still be treated like a gay man.

Surprisingly many in the comments are saying it's becoming more common for "normies" to use gay slang these days.

Traveldabler 1 point 2 hours ago
😭😭😭😭 It’s funny because it’s not even that hard to wait a lil and just ask “are you dominant or submissive in bed?” Like no, they’re just straight up using gay lingo, and then saying you’re getting “ offended” as if it’s your fault he’s treating you like a gay man, I call this out every chance I get, like no sir, you do not get to ever so subtly treat a trans woman like a gay man and not be called out for using gay lingo so fluidly in the first place!

PreviousDig2238 5 points 14 hours ago*
When you say “trans” in a dating app guys automatically think about penis and sex. It’s just associated terms for them and also an opportunity to fulfill their dirty fetish as we were walking penises waiting for an opportunity to be used. It’s disgusting. I don’t say I’m trans in dating app at all. Maybe only after some time in a different app.

[–]ThrowawaysSMH 6 points 16 hours ago
I’m not a bottom but I still ask because I don’t want to be a ‘greedy lover’ type. And if they say they top then that’s the end of the conversation for us. Nothing bad about asking, IMO. Just want clear and concise communication.
Is this one of those “I hate being asked what my pronouns are because I look like a woman” type things where it’s something that bothers you but doesn’t bother others? I was told never to assume… 🤔

[–]flowyi 4 points 12 hours ago
are you a man? bc it’s wrong to ask someone this on a dating app in the first couple texts. what happened to decency 😭

[–]ThrowawaysSMH 2 points 10 hours ago
Oh totally I fully agree. I’m not excusing that guy at all. Not all of us are as bad as that but then, anyone can say anything on the internet. I’m an optimist so I try to look for the good in people, despite seeing some of the worst things on the internet. 🥹

[–]flowyi 3 points 10 hours ago
i agree with that. i try to do the same but it’s hard when it’s every other guy 😭

[–]ThrowawaysSMH 2 points 10 hours ago
It’s rough out there but I hope you find your other half. 🥹💜

[–]flowyi 1 point 8 hours ago
thank you, you too!


GlitteringWerewolf55 6 points 16 hours ago
Well, he told me he's straight, been with 2 cis women and divorced.... and strangely knows gay terms? Hmmmm I really don't believe it, too good to be true

[–]ashaler 4 points 15 hours ago
To be fair, I've noticed most ppl use those terms in non gay contexts too, I've seen straight cis women call themselves tops

[–]ThrowawaysSMH 2 points 16 hours ago
While I can see where you’re coming from, I’ve seen lots of trans girls on social media, mad, because they hate having to “teach someone how to be with a trans woman” so some of us (not saying that’s what happened with you) researched a bit so that we don’t make an ass out of ourselves(again😅).

[–]imopentotrying 0 points 8 hours ago
100%, him knowing those terms does not define him. It’s not strange in 2025 to know what top or bottom means and while he should have been more respectful in the way he broached the question, it can be relevant depending on whom you are asking and why. He said he is straight so maybe he was making sure he wasn’t talking to someone that only tops, as it would be something he is not into and thus would not want to waste his or her time. Is her argument that he’d be “gay” if he was with a straight transwoman who tops him?


LuckyZygote 20 points 20 hours ago
Happens all the time for me too, porn has ruined some mens view of trans women. I only date men too, so I'm obviously a glutton for punishment. Sometimes I wish I was into women for at least some dispointment diversity lol
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[–]SUFTOP 1 point 8 hours ago
shemale bukkake?

[–]LuckyZygote 0 points 8 hours ago
Im just not attracted to women, believe me I've tried. Dating would be a lot easier imo, I get approached by sapphic cis women and trans women a lot more than by men. I just cant do it tho. I could prob date a trans man tho, ive just never met one irl that I know of. I just like men 🤷🏽‍♀️

[–]GlitteringWerewolf55 2 points 20 hours ago
I made it very clear on my dating profile that I'm exclusively interested in masculine monogamous straight men, why tf this loser comes at me asking gay slang??? Why do you know them in the first place?
It's all so exhausting.

[–]Frequent_Shoulder221 5 points 16 hours ago
Well he could be masculine monogamous straight man and still be looking for a feminine verse or top. Go on taimi or Feeld and you see regular trans women (not escorts) using those terms a maybe half the profiles. Youre not going to change the entire straight trans dating landscape by complaining about one of your mismatched connections every couple of days. Every miss will take you closer to the one that’s right for you. Youre taking it way too personally. He’s not a loser simply for looking for someone he’s compatible with.

[–]Wet-N-Wavy96 0 points 20 hours ago*
Cuz they’re gay themselves, that’s how they know 😂😂😂

[–]GlitteringWerewolf55 4 points 20 hours ago
Of course they are. 🚩🚩🚩

[–]Wet-N-Wavy96 -1 points 20 hours ago
I say it all the time, most men love other men, while they like women…


The only reason they think these men are straight is because they're lied too on top of hating their own effeminate behaviors.

 
Syikeblade said:
I asked him "Wtf, do you ask cis women that? Those are gay slang, I'm a woman". And he goes "oh sorry, maybe it's rude to ask" and 2 seconds later blocks me.
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I love when they purposely misuse the prefix "cis", which is something they invented.

Literally planting the rake to step on it afterwards.
Syikeblade said:
I made it very clear on my dating profile that I'm exclusively interested in masculine monogamous straight men, why tf this loser comes at me asking gay slang???
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I would pay actual money to see this guy's dating career so far, given what he is after.
 
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Big Shot said:
I've yet to see a pooner which has something even close to a male thought process.
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co-opt elements from the other gender still almost always have the thought processes of their birth gender.
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The number one demographic of people who assault my girlfriend on the job far and beyond any other group are pooners.
As soon as she walks into a poon situation, her hand automatically goes over her taser or mace because she knows it's likely she's getting punched in the face. Especially with black ones, because they feel the need to act way more macho and will even go as far as to assault a police officer in a domestic situation to prove that point.
When the smoke clears and the gravity of the situation hits them, and they realize that they've just committed a felony that can carry up to 25 years in prison in the state of Missouri, they go from big tough man to crying little girl in the back of the car.
 
@Syikeblade it won't let me quote you so I have to do it manually. You said:
"Surprisingly many in the comments are saying it's becoming more common for "normies" to use gay slang these days."
I have noticed this phenomenon for a long time and it pisses me off. The one that irritates me the most is the mainstream acceptance of the word "partner" which was never a term for the person that you were with unless you were in a law firm together or you were faggots.
Now even married couples say their partner instead of husband or wife. You aren't in a buddy cop movie, stop referring to your wife as your fucking partner.
 
Sinner's Sandwich said:
The same freak who invent the full body orgasm tranny fairy tale.
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Thankfully I don't know what that is nor do I want to know.
Sieg1888 said:
Never once understood these churches. May as well have a church full of murderers or cheaters as well who never repent. Just literally don't put stuff up your butt or try to dress like a woman and you're pretty good to go. The holy spirit should make you disgusted in yourself, I don't know if they don't have it or what?
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Speaking of churches where the hell is Westboro Baptist when we need them? They've been radio silent for a while.
Nanashi no kiwi said:
I'll disagree on this point a bit - any number of gay men have married women and fathered children because that's what society expected of them, and gay-for-pay porn actors have been a thing for ages. I'd argue it's not just the physical act, but why they're doing it. If a gay man lives in a homophobic society where he would face ostracism or worse if outed, I wouldn't consider bringing himself to have intercourse with a woman once or twice a sign of bisexuality unless he actively enjoyed the act at some level. Similarly, if a straight guy does gay-for-pay stuff because he needs the money, I'd still consider him straight if he only ever dates and fucks women off the clock. (Not to mention "gay-for-pay stuff" is a spectrum ranging from simply letting another guy blow you to taking a dick, so performance isn't even necessarily an issue if you're just passively receiving an act.)
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Homosexuality is homosexuality, regardless of whether or not you enjoy it. Apparently my mom participated in heterosexual sex with my father she didn't enjoy for a few years before she finally divorced him, at least that's the impression that she always gave me.
I think the only people that should get a pass for homosexual activity are victims of rape because they didn't have a choice. When you take money to have sex with a man, you are a homosexual. At the very least you are participating in homosexuality.
"Gay for pay" and other such terms are just coping for someone's ability to nonchalantly participate in gay sex.
Which makes them gay as fuck :story:
 
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