random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz2]

He's shitting his pants daily, how gentlemanly can he be?

You can give your kid all the education and experiences in the world, but that doesn't mean he'll choose to do anything worthwhile with it. Just ask my parents.

this thread has taught me that rape on men is extremely fucking hilarious for some reason

 

[unfer]

RIP. He may have been a raging homosexual, but it seems he was a good father for his daughter

only on "tranny doxing and cyberterrorism plotting murder site" kiwi farms, would a user bemoan the death of a homosexual nigger

 

[frozen_runner]

("""pounds""" aren't a real currency, fatties)

in the dark future we only have british tv

Sometimes I forget that 70% of kiwifarms users are dependent on gibs and the tugboat

sir sir I goon to very extreme anime, I dont know what a woman is supose to look like okay.

Bro, some of us lost our hands in tragic masturbation accidents.

Suffer EBT niggers suffer!

Edit: do they address that the Star Trek tombstone is a penis?

Free the cloaca.

Blacks are ogres.

Was Chris-chan an oracle?

No Moid November is in full swing I see.

Women have tits and are retarded...why would I care about their political beliefs?

If you want to be famous you troon out your child, but if you want to have power you marry a troon.

Let the shitskins starve, I need my goyslop.

The loo is the only place in india without poo?

 

[Account]

Microgenres are the microgenders of sound.

 

[Super Malario]

Man the internet used to be fun.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Right right right. The nurse seeing you for an infested testicle thought you were a woman. Cool story, Bro.

Do they just sniff out and resent other autists? Do I just give off chud vibes? Who knows.

he condemns their souls to a worse fate as was done by his predecessors: sending them straight to Canada

It's just too bad the whaling industry largely died off so many years before the obesity 'epidemic', you'd have a lot of very experienced men standing ready with transferable skills who know how to flense and render.

"Brother, these are levels of negrosity the human mind has yet to comprehend."

Men tend to not care, or they find ugliness to be cool, like a horror movie
Women may have a different taste of what IS pretty, but they'll never permit their life to be un pretty
Look at the absolute holocaust going on with the ugly villagers on any woman's Animal Crossing town

This seems far more like satire than anything

That’s because it is, it literally says

“The current thing”

He is the kind of nigga who showed up to elementary school with a butterfly knife, tried to do a fancy open, dropped it, and thought he was a hero in Double Dragon.

His fans are so anti-American that they won't subscribe to his Nebula because they're an American company

I suspect she likes the challenge of maintaining basic nutrition armed with nothing but beans and industrial quantities of marmite.

 

[CallmeCicada]

The difference is nobody in this chat with the exception of maybe Brutality could or would kick my ass. 60% of you couldn't, 20% of you wouldn't find me worth your time, and the last 10% who would try, would probably lose.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Yeah, it's not like I fuck her hands like dudes fuck feet.

@y a t s

 

[Clotso Coof]

Don't adopt a crack potato when you're going to insist on being a greened out lazy piece of shit.

 

[StinkySnack]

“MORE SOCIALISM GOOD! IT WILL MAKE ARTIST HAVE TIME/ RESOURCES TO DRAW YOU MORE COCK TOO”

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[Dr. Butt]

It was still a functional penis though.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I don't have a Roald Dahl shrine in my living room or an Enid Blyton tramp stamp.

 

[PetiteFeet]

the thousand-tard stare

 

[neger psykolog]

Shut up and tell me DSP's shoe size.

 

[Lord Sillynipples]

Candace Owens won't put on Colonial lingerie and scream "HARDER, MISTER JEFFERSON" while I fuck her until sunrise in a powdered wig. I know it's just because she's a racist who hates White people.

 

[Elderly beef taco]

>penis stuck in stomach, can't get it out

 

[Speedrunner]

They say that pets do look like their owners, but looking like a dog breed which is so inbred that they can't breathe properly is... interesting.

 

[Gregis]

Idgaf. You guys are retarded and retarded people dont need to live. Retards get RAPED. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. YES.

 

[neger psykolog]

I am going to masturbate publicly to honor the original custodians of this land.

 

[Aunt Carol]

6 feet tall and I have a dick.

how would you - theoretically - stick your weewee inside of a bedsheet?

My good nigger, there is an entire thread of over 1000 pages on this exact topic.

I kind of imagine it having a mist-like, amorphous ghostly pussy that just shapes around your cock. I imagine the bedsheet ghost as kind of being like a terrestrial jellyfish whose organs are tucked away behind an exterior that can absolutely be felt, has some resistance, but is still passed through, at least if it hasn't "hardened" itself. Also they eat children that don't obey their parents.