DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

I thought he said, "it's not begging, it's advertisement."

He 100% has said "It's not begging, it's business" with like a lunatic grin.

But it appears he has also said "it's not begging, its advertisement".

Can't find the it's business clip.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

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[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

I tuned in at the exact moment he was being an ungrateful asshole with no self-awareness. What are the odds?


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So he's saying he'll deliver us more crashouts and won't change ? Nice

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Incomming the army of people asking how Phil is a lolcow and saying he's not that bad

 

[Telemeter]

I won't go int

So he's saying he'll deliver us more crashouts and won't change ? Nice



Incomming the army of people asking how Phil is a lolcow and saying he's not that bad

Get ready for to sperg the fuck out at some random tourist that has never posted in this sub forum before.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

I wonder how DSP feels knowing Asmongold probably made more in that stream than he has in the last couple years...

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

WHoa, buddy, let's go, retard alert, and so forth and so on.

 

[neger psykolog]

Get ready for to sperg the fuck out at some random tourist that has never posted in this sub forum before.

Dear feeder loves the DSP board and "detractors". If you make jokes about his previous weight he gives out achievement ratings.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Shut up and tell me DSP's shoe size.

 

[Iron Hamster]

If Phil wants people to react to him not being a stupid, ungrateful asshole, he should record himself sleeping.

He'd figure out a way to even fuck that up.

It's hard to imagine how pitifully low his best lifts must have been for him to pretend he doesn't remember them. Everyone keeps track of what their maxes are, let alone a narcissist who flexes every two seconds.

The number is exactly the same as it is today: 0

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Shut up and tell me DSP's shoe size.

My records show he's a size 42

 

[CarlKingofDucks]

I only wish I had the lack of face to do the begging this guy does.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Phil should be happy. His shameless begging finally got mass attention.

 

[spacko]

He is still collecting food for thanksgiving. Probably. Or as others stated, Linda hans't send anything (because she is probably dead) and therefor the event is now "toxic" for Phil

Edit: btw the roach king commented on the pigroach. Sir Moist 2.0?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kYYDBEZfvj0

i've been featurecucked

 

[Quindoll]

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Incomming the army of people asking how Phil is a lolcow and saying he's not that bad

I wouldn't worry about it. There will be some takes that are not worth the post because of redudancy but that's about it. The people going with the "Just a guy that plays video games" should just get directed to the boys from the Casino. They went though their "DSP arc" and should be put up as a quick and entertaining example on why DSP is a lolcow.

Suffah Phil

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Annnnd ending the day without hitting his dumb goal. Fuck you faggot eat that L. Isn't it funny that he's getting the attention he thought he would get with the Wings Interview? And its not even on his channel.

You just know won't even bother having a segment on MATI. He'll avoid DSP Begtent as hard as he avoids mentioning PodAwful (H2BH). Fuck you Jersh.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Annnnd ending the day without hitting his dumb goal. Fuck you faggot eat that L. Isn't it funny that he's getting the attention he thought he would get with the Wings Interview? And its not even on his channel.

I can hear the trumpets already.

 

[UnFuNnYmEmE]

The person that featured this misspelled "Asmongold". We should all point and laugh.

 

[Digger10]

That's because Phil is not an "e-beggar", there is nothing "e-" about Phil, he's an actual beggar, no qualifier.

He's exactly the same guy you see begging in a bus station that always has 5 sob stories ready to fire so you give him money for his "fare", then he's there the next day with exactly the same story, and he's totally shameles about it.

Phil is exactly that, an actual Beggar, capital B.

He just happened by chance to stumble in front of a webcam 20 years ago before he had to beg for change in a parking lot after he got fired from his last job. It's also why he will never, ever, not for any reason, change, he's already living a beggar's best life.

Hey, maybe Phil really is an innovator. He spearheaded a modern evolution of panhandling.

 

[muffdiver]

Absolutely love seeing Phil get devoured by the reacting roach. Asmon reacts to Phil every 3 months or so & every time Phil will say "ummm gulp, why ever could he be looking at little ol' me? I'm not doing nothing wrong? Is he watching MY CONTENT (insane question to even ask) or detractor content? WELL GUISE, that's why he doesn't like me! It's deceivingly edited, it's all lies!" Phil will be going through the stages of cope for a while

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Kat could also get on SSI if she's actually autistic, which she should because she'd get more money living alone.

Jenna did say Kat has aspergers and I've always believed it eventhough she does suck dicks for money to buy crack. She has no real reason to lie it's not going to score her any extra crack.

I've always believed phil's been diagnosed with some degree of mental retardation as well and he's simply never ever told anyone about it (not even true Soulmate John Rambo) because he has to be the jock who laughs at retards not the retard himself. Yes he's delusional enough to still believe the world's never caught on that not all his dogs are barking.