random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[CallmeCicada]

Null was born in 1992, so his foreskin probably wound up in Tom Hanks' facial cream when he was doing Forrest Gump. So the next time you see that movie's cover you can say hi to Null's foreskin.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Occam's razor: they derail threads with retarded spergouts because they are retarded spergs.

Does it look like a penis? Yes, it kind of does.
Does it look like a human penis? Nope.

The lion does not concern itself with the opinions of netiquette.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

LOL definitely catering to furries. Bless the brave one who will watch the iDubbbz/YMS sextape that's gonna be financial plan Z.

Having gay sex on camera for a meme would be too much like old idubbbz so he won't do that either

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I can see what you mean with the word "boys", but from what I've seen it's usually adult men (well, adult males at least) with giant breasts.

Well then I couldn't talk about the psychosexual spiritual implications of hypnotic Kaa snake penis fetishism.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Why are you a solzhenitsyn? Get raped.

Aggression is never justified.
However, defensive violence is A-OK

 

[Gog & Magog]

Agreed. If a drunk and blind person managed to get that close he would have got a handful of demon kike titty and not hoverhand it all respectful like.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Back in my day we didn't have early morning glory milk farms! We had the coom rooms and those were men only places and the minotaurs wore white gloves and bellboy outfits and you had to wear a full body rubber gimp suit and a gas mask to get in! And you didn't get the leave until you gave 2 gallons of seman and your seman was used to make fancy cosmetics for wealthy society dames to put on their faces at night!

This actually happened at Auschwitz. After the semen was extracted, the poor wittle jewerinos were sent to the bear and eagle.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

This thread is niggerhell

Troonda, the faggot witch of the Northeast appeared I guess, that or some kind of sapphic Boomer draughr awakened from her retirement tomb all hopped up on yogurt

I hope this doesn't sound judgmental, but I believe Captain Chickenfucker here fucks chickens

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

You are right, I decided to delete my Arthur folder. The show became sjw with the gay marriage episode anyway

Dude, most of your porn is GAY.

 

[neger psykolog]

And finally, a piece I call "The Accidental Renaissance", where all the colours harmonize around the subject, a whale, eating a fish sandwich:

 

[Not A Cat Person]

If it makes you feel any better, he was anally raped.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

SO YES, HISTORY WILL RECORD THIS MOMENT, THE DAY I, AN ORDINARY FORUM USER, WAS SILENCED FOR SPEAKING. SILENCED FOR EXISTING. SILENCED FOR DARING TO THINK OUT LOUD.

KIWIFARMS IS BECOMING TOTALITARIAN.

 

[The Stranger]

FREE SPEECH HERE ONLY LASTS UNTIL A CERTAIN FAT PERSON WAKES UP

 

[Official_Kohls_Racist]

Mr. Green Hitler. Please have some patience.

 

[Gentlebastard]

It never ceases to amaze how this guy can grift his way into anything with no credentials whatsoever

I like Jack's bitter delusion as it makes the narrative funnier.

God gave him 1 gift before he was one-shot by sissy porn.

Edit: Upon inspection, this actually looks like a wig. God gave him exactly zero gifts.

Listen, I'm not a big fan of life itself but if I died because I ate too much good food, I would call life a success.

They genuinely look like they are made of dog shit and pure Red 40. Those cookies are the furthest a "cookie" can get from God.

That "cookbook" was honestly pretty amazing. Its like a monument to one man's laziness and the lengths he'll go to half ass something.

if i got a dollar for every time I saw a cyclist breaking a traffic law I could buy a cabin in the middle of the ozarks and fuck off there forever

 

[CaddestSlown]

oh okay I was worried it was a person, turns out it was just somebody from the medical industry

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Person is mentally ill => finds weird outlet to feel important and "seen"
Fall out with their "leftist" friends over different topics => realize it was all fake and they self-harmed
Try to find a way to cope => Threaten suicide as a last resort to win back attention
People are sick of manipulative high maintenance friends => they are alone and do not get mental help


Its a cycle as old as humanity

 

[News Enjoyer]

The whitepill and its consequences have been a disaster for the populist right

 

[Meiwaku]

Possession of child porn is one of the biggest pussy deflectors.

I understand you're playing devil's advocate, but the racism unfortunately is not enough to make up for the pedophilia.

this moid LITERALLY CHOSE A PISS TOWEL OVER ME

post the feet and we'll make that the basis of the vote

Censorship is for NIGGERS; shitposting is DIVINE INTELLECT. Enjoy freedom stalker child.

NO.

was promised: > EBT chimpouts
received: > tranny feet and hair

FREE SPEECH HERE ONLY LASTS UNTIL A CERTAIN FAT PERSON WAKES UP

Null was born in 1992, so his foreskin probably wound up in Tom Hanks' facial cream when he was doing Forrest Gump. So the next time you see that movie's cover, you can say hi to Null's foreskin.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Bees sting my anus

Are there any vids where they fart with the traffic cone up their ass

Not even sexually interested in that it would just be really funny to hear