I am turning into a lolcow - please help me

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I always loved to laugh at lolcows, but I am slowly turning into one and that scares me

reasons:
1- I don't have a job: I have recently graduated and couldn't find an internship
2- I live with my parents
3- I have no friends and aspergers
4- I masturbate to sonic/furry porn: my furry porn collection is 7000 pics and vids strong
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I don't want to turn into a lolcow, I need help
 
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Jesus you're one sick fuck. You should post all of your Krystal vids so we can watch them and see just how debased you've really become. Also if you have any Krystal pics, post those too.
 
There is a defining trait of a lolcow and that is posting personal and revealing information on the internet, thus opening themselves up to ridicule.
I for example would be an astonishing lolcow, except for the fact that I don't share my more embarrassing details online for everyone to see.

So you're not turning into a lolcow, you're making yourself into a lolcow
 
Work said:
I always loved to laugh at lolcows, but I am slowly turning into one and that scares me

reasons:
1- I don't have a job: I have recently graduated and couldn't find an internship
2- I live with my parents
3- I have no friends and aspergers
4- I masturbate to sonic/furry porn: my furry porn collection is 7000 pics and vids strong
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I don't want to turn into a lolcow, I need help
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Why do you have a folder of Arthur porn
 
Everything you jack off to his gay and makes you a raging homosexual.

But this, this is beyond disgusting and a symptom of supreme autism. Get help.

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Dear God OP. Arthur porn? I'm afraid you have the mega faggotry. There is a very little that can be done to cure this.
 
Work said:
reasons:
1- I don't have a job: I have recently graduated and couldn't find an internship
2- I live with my parents
3- I have no friends and aspergers
4- I masturbate to sonic/furry porn: my furry porn collection is 7000 pics and vids strong
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I'm not convinced. Reasons 1 through 3 are just par for the course for us Kiwi Farmers, and reason 4 is the exact sort of degeneracy that gets you a glorious green banner here. Do you have any other reasons that you think you're a lolcow?
 
Work said:
I always loved to laugh at lolcows, but I am slowly turning into one and that scares me

reasons:
1- I don't have a job: I have recently graduated and couldn't find an internship
2- I live with my parents
3- I have no friends and aspergers
4- I masturbate to sonic/furry porn: my furry porn collection is 7000 pics and vids strong
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I don't want to turn into a lolcow, I need help
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Who the fuck are you again?
All jokes aside, we need to know more about you. Show us your porn collection first since most of it is cut off.
 
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Don't worry, op. We all have a little bit of lolcow inside us. Now let see what's under that spoile-
>sees arthur porn

op, you needs some jesus.
 
Burmese Rice Farmer said:
That explains literally nothing
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You are right, I decided to delete my Arthur folder. The show became sjw with the gay marriage episode anyway
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Epic Fedora Man said:
Everything you jack off to his gay and makes you a raging homosexual.

But this, this is beyond disgusting and a symptom of supreme autism. Get help.
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I wish I could get help, but even if I could afford a therapist, the drugs would be put on my insurance (which is paid by my father) and I don't want him to find out
Knight of the Rope said:
I'm not convinced. Reasons 1 through 3 are just par for the course for us Kiwi Farmers, and reason 4 is the exact sort of degeneracy that gets you a glorious green banner here. Do you have any other reasons that you think you're a lolcow?
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I had a lot of extremely embarassing moments in highschool and I was bullied a lot for it. I always hope that I don't see anyone from highschool in real life, the few times that happened they specifically reminded me of the cringy things I did.
 
Work said:
I had a lot of extremely embarassing moments in highschool and I was bullied a lot for it. I always hope that I don't see anyone from highschool in real life, the few times that happened they specifically reminded me of the cringy things I did.
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Like what moments specifically?

You're among friends here, I promise we won't tell anyone.
 
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