random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[neger psykolog]

Discrimination has been the primary driving force behind my photoshop artistic pursuits.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Don’t worry, dude. I know tons of schizophrenic dudes with bitches on their dick. Sure, most of them are in the psych-ward, and so are the bitches they’re fucking, but, you know… Cheer up.

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

"Session: Beginner's Guide to Anal Stretching"
"Kids session: No"

Holy shit, this man must be a rape machine, the final boss of sexual assault.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

Nothing says “empathy” quite like forcing your cock where it isn’t wanted.

 

[neger psykolog]

It's nice to see what proper tard wrangling can do for lolcows, even if it takes an entire tv network

 

[Gentlebastard]

"The driver just randomly started destroying me Shapiro style with facts and logic, guise. It totally happened."

I can't tell what's funnier, the uncomfortable white girl in uggs or the fat mexican guy cracking up in the background

Everything about it is perfect cringe.

So, is he implying all trans women who keep their dick and balls aren't women? How transphobic of him.

"Wow yiksarooni there chuddy, I may be a literal pedophile but at least I'm not rude!"

 

[CaddestSlown]

He is even worse than a negro. He is (may Hitler forgive me for saying this) a niggajeet.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

All you get is your shinebox, and the privilege of kissing the asses of your betters.

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

The term, WAFFLES is now a nazi dogwhistle.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Superhero comics shouldn’t be written by people whose minds work like the villain’s.

Never bet against a retard choosing the most retarded option available to them.

 

[Gregis]

Costs me nothing but my dignity to crash out, but it costs you everything not to.

 

[Harm]

LIKE SERIOUSLY, NULL BANS PEOPLE IN A SECOND IF YOU SO MUCH AS MENTION HIM BEING RAPED, BUT WHEN I GET THREATENED WITH FUCKING RAPE??? CRICKETS. NOTHING. IGNORED.

 

[Zeftax]

There really are sections of this site that I have no clue what the fuck is going on.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I'm a virgin, you illiterate faggot. There was no rape.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Everyone bitches she’s not beautiful, but I dont think that’s the point. She’s approachable. Fuckable as someone here put it

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I'm 2y feminizing HRT + 1 month orchi and I've told a couple people about it and nothing has happened yet.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Null became evil after he lost all that weight . We need to split off the good part of him as a fat pink blob (his old form) and then destroy the skinny Null and reincarnate him as a small Indian boy.

God this guy is such a fucking faggot lmao

Better log off sour strawberries. The cyber police have their top cop on the case and he's a loose cannon.

why are your walls hairy

 

[Thé au lait]

These are highly rated. and if someone finds it you can just say it's your sex toy

So basically she kicked the cum jar and people are mad there's cum everywhere while also ignoring the existence of the cum jar.

Did i hear something wrong or did this nigger call herself the “CEO of grooming”?

 

[CallmeCicada]

You can run out of staples, but the stapler remover is infinite and forever.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I owned a house once where the deed required that the only negros on the property would be servants.
Sadly, the deed also had a page stapled to the front saying "Some of the stuff here may no longer be legal, please ignore those portions."