📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[neverendingmidi]

[–]Bigenderqueen 1 point 12 hours ago
Okay but you understand that the average gay guy isn’t into vagina, right?

[–]SuccessfulEarth3680 5 points 12 hours ago
What’s between someone’s legs is none of your business or mine. Your opinion has no validity to what I said.

I'd say it's pretty damn important to actually having sex.

Honestly the whole "sexuality means you're attracted to gender" thing is one of the more irritating things to me. No a heterosexual man is not required to like dick because "Transwomen are Women", so they must be attracted to them being a woman, or any other variation thereof. It's not just the lying about reality it's the sex pest way of demanding access to another person's body combined with lying about reality that makes it nasty on a deeper level to me.

 

[Screamer_2]

I'd say it's pretty damn important to actually having sex.

Honestly the whole "sexuality means you're attracted to gender" thing is one of the more irritating things to me. No a heterosexual man is not required to like dick because "Transwomen are Women", so they must be attracted to them being a woman, or any other variation thereof. It's not just the lying about reality it's the sex pest way of demanding access to another person's body combined with lying about reality that makes it nasty on a deeper level to me.

It's a bizarrely narcissistic character trait.

Even as a child, long before puberty, you felt stirrings toward the opposite sex. Puberty amplified everything: attraction, love, sex, relationships, heartbreak. It's a constant drive, woven into the fabric of your existence. You're in a crowded room, and suddenly a woman walks in... your breath catches, your heart races. It's foundational to being human.

Yet these people insist their feelings must override your basic biology and chemistry. It's all about them. You're the villain for simply being yourself. You must embrace them.

The contradiction is glaring, the hypocrisy blatant. But here's the key: they're enslaved to a retarded ideology. Everyone else is supposed to be a blank slate, "gender is a social construct", except them. They are the authentic ones. You are not. They claim to escape the "grounded reality" you inhabit, dismissing it as mere construct. Yet somehow their construct is the new reality.

It's all profoundly dumb.

 

[Dr. Butt]

They already know what's up, they're just asking other people to lie to them

even the guys on r/meth don't do that fucking lol

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Troon gets misgendered and thinks of listening to Sum 41.

 

[IglyUglyOh]

I'd say it's pretty damn important to actually having sex.

I think the ‘cotton ceiling’ talk is something that could work on under confident women. For example if a woman is young and had really controlling parents who manipulated her a lot growing up, she might be more likely to go along with a guy who still has a dick but claims to be a lesbian

Like a woman who has a really overbearing mom might put up with it, at least for a while

However men esp young men typically have pretty wild sex drive and know what they’re into

When I was younger, a guy borrowed his roommate’s car to come see me. Men will do a lot of things to be with someone they’re interested in.

They know who & what they like

So I feel bad for women who are trying to be ‘gay men’

Gay men are pretty vicious about looks sometimes and they want dick not vagina

And if a trans guy with a dick presenting as female didn’t tell a man that first they could end up getting beat up by some guys

That’s a dangerous game to play if it’s with a guy who has an anger or impulse control problem

The lying is the thing that has to stop, because lying to themselves and others will never make them happy

At best they might get a non confrontational, afraid type person humoring them, or pity from a stable person

It’s basically asking to be looked down on

Facing reality is just better for everyone’s mental health

 

[Summertime]

Found this old flash animation by pure chance. Absolute self-own. Maybe simply being a tranny was the most devastating L of all.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Found this old flash animation by pure chance. Absolute self-own. Maybe simply being a tranny was the most devastating L of all.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=a_NIZ0BJWW0
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As an oldfag, watching this makes my heart ache for the internet we used to have that will never be again.

I was almost enjoying the animation (topic aside) until he started bringing up his tits. And then this:


You hate us cuz you ain't us, get over it SIR.

 

[Lili5000]

I'd say it's pretty damn important to actually having sex.

Honestly the whole "sexuality means you're attracted to gender" thing is one of the more irritating things to me. No a heterosexual man is not required to like dick because "Transwomen are Women", so they must be attracted to them being a woman, or any other variation thereof. It's not just the lying about reality it's the sex pest way of demanding access to another person's body combined with lying about reality that makes it nasty on a deeper level to me.

I can understand the frustration of suddenly discovering your sexual partner has a genitalia different from what you expected. You're there, taking that hot guy you saw on the beach to bed, and suddenly it turns out he doesn't have a penis... You still go along with it, but it's not what you expected, and there's a lot you can't do. Are there no more sexy men with penises?!
And well, I'm not saying that the attraction to a specific gender doesn't exist, but in addition to that and the attraction to secondary sexual characteristics and traditionally masculine or feminine traits, also exist the genital attraction.

 

[31 Black]

Found this old flash animation by pure chance. Absolute self-own. Maybe simply being a tranny was the most devastating L of all.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=a_NIZ0BJWW0
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I remember when this first came out. It was made by the same person who made Redder and When Pigs Fly on Newgrounds. While I didn't like the latter, the former was one of my favorite Flash games at the time. I also thought it was pretty cool that a girl had made them.

And then I played the above (it was actually a "game" but more like an interactive story) and I was...disappointed. It turned out a geeky girl hadn't actually made these, just another guy in reality.

He seems to have scrubbed his Newgrounds account of everything but the above games, and the link at the bottom of Redder's description goes to some BBQ place in Texas. Good news is the Wayback Machine captured multiple iterations of his site throughout the years. Got to see his chubby form in March 2013:

Thanks for a trip down memory lane, friend. I didn't realize how much I needed that today.

Now that I think about that, even back then when I was more socially liberal, trannies always put me off...

 

[Potato Burrito]

I remember when this first came out. It was made by the same person who made Redder and When Pigs Fly on Newgrounds. While I didn't like the latter, the former was one of my favorite Flash games at the time. I also thought it was pretty cool that a girl had made them.

And then I played the above (it was actually a "game" but more like an interactive story) and I was...disappointed. It turned out a geeky girl hadn't actually made these, just another guy in reality.

He seems to have scrubbed his Newgrounds account of everything but the above games, and the link at the bottom of Redder's description goes to some BBQ place in Texas. Good news is the Wayback Machine captured multiple iterations of his site throughout the years. Got to see his chubby form in March 2013:
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Thanks for a trip down memory lane, friend. I didn't realize how much I needed that today.

Now that I think about that, even back then when I was more socially liberal, trannies always put me off...

Ahhh from that crumb we get his name: Anna Anthropy


LOL

LMAO even

12 years of estrogen and this is the best he can do

I do enjoy seeing the "Where Are They Now?" of proto-troons.

 

[Sean Andalou]

When Pigs Fly on Newgrounds

Damn I'm old.

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Quick hit.


Reddit -- Archive

I just... I have so much shame, and doubt. About transitioning, about being a "man", about my fetishes, the kind of woman I want to be, who I am as a person, and my future. It all seems a lot, and now that I've realized these things I can't exactly put them back into the box. What do I do? It just feels like shame haunts everything, and I haven't made any steps forward in my transition from fear.

 

[31 Black]

Ahhh from that crumb we get his name: Anna Anthropy

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LMAO even
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12 years of estrogen and this is the best he can do

I do enjoy seeing the "Where Are They Now?" of proto-troons.

Barf! He's even fatter and uglier than I imagined.

A friend sent me these as well:
Itchio Page (You can see his fetish lifestyle in action!)
Itchio Profile
Bluesky Account (He seems very active, naturally)
His ex also claims he was a piece of shit. (24 Jul 2024)

Damn I'm old.

You and me both, friend!

[edited to remove something unrelated because my mind has been poisoned by all the tranny shit]

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I can understand the frustration of suddenly discovering your sexual partner has a genitalia different from what you expected. You're there, taking that hot guy you saw on the beach to bed, and suddenly it turns out he doesn't have a penis... You still go along with it, but it's not what you expected, and there's a lot you can't do. Are there no more sexy men with penises?!
And well, I'm not saying that the attraction to a specific gender doesn't exist, but in addition to that and the attraction to secondary sexual characteristics and traditionally masculine or feminine traits, also exist the genital attraction.

The only way a fag is fucking a pooner is if he's into twinks and thinks she's one and she either blows him or pulls down her pants only far enough to expose the booty hole because Gay men don't like the vag it's what makes them gay. Just like if you fuck something with a dick even if they're wearing a sequence gown and calls themselves Sally, you're still a fag you might be a half fag that swings both ways but you're still part fag.

 

[Vampirella]

I'm not saying that the attraction to a specific gender doesn't exist,

You are right! It's not an attraction to gender. It's an attraction to SEX!!!! And I don't know anyone that's not brain rotted from porn that doesn't treat attraction like a pick and choose. No one will say I want boob, and a dick, and big hips, and a thick neck. The human body isn't like that. It's not like a video game where you pick what you like best. Not everyone likes a pickle surprise.

And because I feel like ranting I will bring up another thing that you types seem to forget. Do you know something that is important to a successful loving relationship? Honesty! Honesty is a very important thing. You see in a partnership you should be honest with the one you love. They are your partner, your best friend, you may end up building a life together, and something that helps build a happy life is honesty, because you need your partner to have your back.

Now, lets say hypothetically I'm dating someone, lets say that some how I found the one pooner that passed and looked like a grown adult man and not a girly looking twink at best that's 5 foot 2. So we're dating and we start really liking each other. We're getting to know each other, we find that we have things in common, we have similar life goals, ect. So the day finally comes, we're going to have sex. We set up a romantic night, have a nice dinner, go up to the bed room and... BAM!! SURPRISE TACO!!

I know what you're thinking because you made that stupid post that I'm now quoting. "You still go along with it" NO NO I won't, because this isn't about that fact that I found the surprise taco, that's not the problem. The problem is that this person lied. They lied about a very important thing, this isn't something silly like not being a natural blond or wearing colored contacts, this is about lying about what you are. And if someone is willing to hide that and lie, then what else will they lie about, is anything they said true. Something like that would make me question everything.

And before you start ranting about how transwomen get killed by men that find out. One a lot of those are sex workers and two you can't predict how someone would react to having that sprung on them. I don't like liars. You can dress how you want. But I wouldn't trust someone that surprised me with that. And I would call them a rapist if they tried to talk me in to it.

 

[Aquarius]

Troon is upset their DMV photos are not gender affirming.

This guy is pretty funny.

CowgirlJedi / Victoria Rose​

Current surname and birth name currently unknown.

• As per your post, he’s a man, he lives in Colorado, his legal name is “Victoria Rose [Surname]”, he was born in 1990, he’s 5’8ft, 142lbs, with brown hair and hazel eyes.
• According to his Reddit profile he is 35 (which conforms to the 1990 birth year), a Cancer Sun, and is originally from Texas.
• The Cancer Sun is relevant because he obscured his birthday on his ID but Cancers are all born between June 21 and July 22.
• He identifies with a lot of dumb pop culture nonsense like Pokémon, Star Wars, Taylor Swift, Disney, etc.
• He identifies as Christian but is trans and into astrology. Okay.
• Uses old-man terms like “SJW” unironically to explain his “Progressive Democrat” views.

Spoiler: Screenshot

• Scanning through his profile, he has a bad habit of never shutting the fuck up. He suicide baits in sports subreddits and then posts to his tranny subreddits about how people felt bad and played along.
• Much like PhilosophyTube whining about how “England doesn’t love [him] back”, this dude whines about how he has to “flee” Texas. Then he whines about how Texans dislike him and that means God will punish them in sports-ball.
• He blames his parents for wanting to kill himself, posted the screenshots of him arguing with them online, and let it slip his mom is a nurse. Sad the mom is acting like the medical science is on his side when it’s very much not.

Spoiler: His mom being based

Spoiler: Him being a whiny maggot

Yeah, he’s real compassionate to women and children.


Wow, what a great family member. He stands up for this “Matthew” and then posts about the guy’s trauma online for Reddit Gold. Very empathetic.

TLDR: He got raped as a kid by a guy named Glen and says he was raped because he was so innately girly. Thinks he’s a woman because he’s gay, devoutly Christian, and a child abused said so. Mom says that’s stupid, so he blames her for wanting to kill himself at 35.

• He whines about blaming God for his inability to get pregnant.
• He lets it slip that he’s a Certified Nurses Assistant (CNA) - so, copying Mommy and he failed? Anyway, he claims that being trans makes him a better person CNA. Take that, Mom!
• He posted a photo of himself with his True and Honest sister - hopefully with her permission? Anyway, the difference between her actual woman’s body and his lanklet wendigo phenotype is hilarious.

Spoiler: Photo

Here’s a couple of my observations and highlights:

• American women are, on average, 5’3-5’4ft. He’s 5’8ft. He’s about 4-5 inches taller than the average woman where he lives.
• His ID didn’t just make him look like a man, it actually misgendered him!

Spoiler: BRO

Which is a pretty understandable reaction to seeing a guy like this.

• I tried two different AI programs, and both refused to guess at the sex (or the race!) of the guy in the photo. Even when I said it was me and I just wanted to see how I appeared to others… nope. Stark refusal to comply. Both ChatGPT and Google’s AI described this guy as “a person”.
• The other issue is focal length. It’s clear that his new ID has a greater focal length than the (forward facing?) camera on his phone.

This results in the driver’s license photo having such a big, broad head. His phone’s shorter focal length means that his nose becomes more prominent but the rest of the face looks pulled back. Neither are especially flattering on him, but it’s true that the license emphasizes just how big his head and jaw are compared to a woman. The selfies still look like a man, just a dude with a weak-ass jaw.

• This demonstrates how this is a disorder localized in themselves, and not some woman-in-a-man’s-body. This man has received everything he wanted - a falsified ID with a fake name and the wrong sex - and he’s still not happy. Why? He says it:

The Denver DMV made me look like a whole dude. I can’t post this really anywhere else or I’ll get a whole bunch of “well duh cuz you are one” transphobic comments, but I’m really having a hard time with this.

I can’t post this really anywhere else or I’ll get a whole bunch of “well duh cuz you are one” transphobic comments[.]

He is a dude. He knows he is a dude. And all the affirmation and placating in the world cannot change that. No matter how hard society coddles him, he will always be a whole ass dude. And as long as he’s a whole ass dude, there will always be something to remind him of that reality.

This time it was a driver’s license, and soon it will be something else. Maybe it will be hearing a woman piss in the stall over and realizing his stream sounds different. Maybe it will be the way parents pull their kids closer when he goes by. But there will always be something, and so he will never be happy. His issue is reality.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

The entire experience of driver’s licenses here is a Saw-caliber trap of humiliation and debasement. They also teach those people how to take the scientifically worse picture possible. Like the farmer you replied to, I also had one gloriously normal-to-good photo at the dmv and still have the expired card.

Spoiler: DMV experience

I think I'm decent looking but my first license photo looks like the Missing Link got caught mid sneeze.
"Open your eyes and stop squinting"
I wasn't even fucking squinting.

These aren't recent or anything but I think they're some of the biggest self owns possible

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"Validate me or we'll kill you" and then when another mass shooting happens it's suddenly "Nuh uh, that didn't count!"

It's always a good sign when you have to remind your fellow members of the revolution not to kill themselves.

 

[Reepicheep]

 

[Captain Cornbread Corneli]

This one nigga troon pissed me off with his malnourished Pitt puppy. Faggot was talking to his tumbling bag of lard handmaiden "sustah" about his pussy getting him the niggas that he wants. Never felt the urge to plant strange fruits so strongly like this morning.

Anyways, here's a faggot on Twitter whining about the would be the women's swimming team's failed usurper successfully killing himself like Men tend to do. I want to say it counts because all of these trannies are pretty much the same nigga.

https://x.com/AriDrennen/status/1982909418938478739?t=pcTTKwz0W09LRAjNWkIUFA&s=19

Turns out it's all bullshit.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

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I love the idea that this dude showed up, saw the troon, then decided to just take them where they wanted to go and report them as being a troon on a woman-only app, all while roasting the shit out of them the whole time.

Instead of... y'know, not picking them up.

"The driver just randomly started destroying me Shapiro style with facts and logic, guise. It totally happened."

 

[A.P. Hill]

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Lyft is a meme company and they had to partner with every single credit card and offer a big points bonus because no one wanted to use their bootleg Uber otherwise. Their driver and passenger standards are nonexistent-for you to get banned, you have to be doing some serious criminal stuff. Even they didn't want this troon. I wonder if he selected this option so he could get a little handsy with the female driver? Of course he did. Instead he got a man and was forced to see himself in the mirror. Something tells me he's using Lyft because he got banned from Uber for being rapey.

Is there an option for being matched with white drivers late at night? I might use Lyft if that's rolled out.