random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Asian tech support]

CUCK SLIPPERS?!?!?!?!

 

[Feathers McGraw]

I'm still trying to find out more about this poop video.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"Don't believe your senses, only the crazy 57 year old childless cat lady who jills herself to some dog-abusing turkroach".

Somewhere in Heaven, Edward R. Murrow is screaming and beating his halo on the ground in a righteous fury.

Now I'm just picturing this nerdy skinny fucker screaming "OOOHhOOOHH SCIENCSSSSSSSSSSS!" in a whiney nasally voice while pushing up his thick rimmed glasses that are taped in the middle, and then he cries and puts the sock back under the bed.

I hope your happy putting that idea in my head.

Credit to @Fcret on the India Menace thread:

Spoiler: EXTREMELY HINDU CONTENT

I thought that was a shitpost? You're telling me that's a real fucking serious website not some racist parody?

Imagine publicly posting bizarre sexual fantasies about the prepubescent daughter you abandoned after threatening to murder her before she was even born.

I know it's nearly Halloween but there's no need for asking anyone to imagine such horror.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Personally, I think we should deport all Injuns and Mormons to Africa.

Mormons don't dance. They soak. We covered this.

Olive oil is pretty good...

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“Honey I got you those edible EBT panties you like!”

Have the day you deserve.

How the FUCK do you have 17 thousand messages in 2 years

Happy Halloween, meatbags!

 

[Meiwaku]

We need a Final Solution for right-wing moids and scrotes with anime avatar on social media.
Female Hitler, if you were real and read this. Please, help us, work on it, you're our only hope.

When OvarIt shut down I heard some people talking about lolcow farm so I tried that but got banned for complaining about Indian men and how I think they should be ground up and used as biofuel for my car.

The nigger's ability to transmute misdemeanors into felonies must violate the second law of thermodynamics somehow.

ALMOST nobody got charged because the hurricane fucked so much shit up that nobody bothered to bring cases, it was so heartwarming to see niggers realize how easy it was to slaughter them.

Empathy is when you use the feels emoji reaction on Kiwi Farms.

As long as my stickers are safe it's ok. Although I did have to read a regular news site at work today like a faggot because the forums were down.

you've been here for 9 freaking years.
how do you NOT have an entire harddrive filled with Nigger videos connected to your brain, ready at any moment to post in any situation?
you'd better have just woken up from a coma.

Boy. I do have the perfect Nigger video that would've made you dominate that argument.
But this is the EBT SHUTDOWN thread. we don't do handouts here. not even nigger handouts

this website has some of the most autistic people who are able to decipher where ethan ralph is at by the wall he’s filming but can’t figure out how to survive in the real world

Her niggertry is so powerful that smoke alarms lose all charge in her presence

The ana virtues are discipline, control, endurance of hardship, indifference towards death, beauty, superiority, purity, and perfection. It’s like a romantic mini-fascism that the ana imposes only on herself, by fucking starving.

washing dishes is mindless enough that illegal immigrants can do it while high on cocaine. What's his problem?

 

[Gog & Magog]

It's really fucking weird when software has a sodomite flag as their logo. It's like looking at pictures/videos of nazi germany and seeing swastikas everywhere.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Funny how Alan Turing was castrated because he was gay and that was a crime but now it's mandatory if you're british.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

What this sentence does even mean? I'm not even sarcastic

 

[Sneaky lurker]

Rape is bad. I agree.
But on a white supremacist dyke who would probably rape me if she had all the essence of a man poured into her vessel? Oh naaaaah.

 

[Harm]

Geno is a wop who can't cook, and he looks like a jew but he's broke


THE FUCK kind of riddle is this nigga

 

[Rapesputin]

Not entirely related but tell me Nick [Fuentes] doesn't look extraordinarily rapeable here.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Kind of sad how the guy actually managed to get a pilot on Nicalodeon and then fell of hard and now is drawing a a furry porn comic about his self insert whose in a poli relationship with a fox girl and a totaly not black fetish stereotype bear girl.

I have just been bukakke'd by 2004 and I don't like it.

Harry Potter and the Bi-curious-girl-who-will-later-in-life-only-date-men-because-a-female-stalker-tried-to-commit-suicide-in-her-bathroom-after-a-breakup?

It's okay man, we all have words we mispronounce for years.

Imagine being so insufferable that even Satan doesn't want you.

To say that he's violent assigns a sort of competency or consistency to his character, which he simply does not have. He visibly suffers from asperger's if not a more serious form of autism as well as advanced faggotry that forces him to cling on to every and any bandwagon within reach.

He's also fat.

Ah fuck. That was a little bit funny. Fuck you.

Baphomet's Buck-Broken Bottom Bitch Butt-Boy is such a deeply pathetic, stupid faggot.

Maybe dont troon out and your husband won't cheat on you.

stop trying to make sasha grey happen, sasha grey. its not going to happen.

ESL or zoomer?

D+ see me after class, too coherent to be a schizopost but too dumb to be a worthwhile thread contribution.

"Look, I know we're happily married, but if I don't suck the cock of thirty strangers right now, I'll die never knowing what it's like being a fatherless whore"

If I am enjoying watching your big floppy tits bouncing around as you get pounded from behind by some coked-out over-tattooed string bean of a white guy, it is not because I am quietly wondering what your feelings are concerning mortgage interest rates, but because your big floppy tits are big and floppy and bouncing around a lot.

So if Charlie Kirk is our Horst Wessel is "Stay on these Roads" by A-Ha our anthem now?

She might be a fuckable 40 year old, but she's a fraud.

SUPLEPMENT FIBER OR YOU WILL GET ASS CANCER

I just want to stop by and say that I hate Israel, wish for most of the Middle East to be nuked, want all foreigners and niggers expelled, desire the exclusion of Jews from politics and business, and propose the elimination of the 19th Amendment. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

He is a noble retard.

It took me 3 attempts at reading this to parse what the fuck you were saying, and even then I think I'd got it half way understood.

Gay men talking about getting a dog always makes me nervous.

Please actually pay attention so I don't have to keep defending this fat fuck because you misunderstood what he was saying. It makes me feel icky.

 

[Ken Barlow]

(look at my Konami anecdote in the OP--I knew about Konami's good years, but my friend didn't)

 

[Hitman One]

Even in death these people are insufferable.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

NULL ALLOWS RAPE THREATS AGAINST ME AND WHEN I REPORT THE POSTS HE BANS ME DO NOT SUPPORT

 

[Aunt Carol]

*shuffles deck* "Okay, I tap four manna to ask you what the hell your problem is. Once you enter the battlefield, my 1/1 counters make it so that you take two damage each time you try to gaslight me."

Back in the day Stormfront of all places actually used to have a lot of really good information and quality discussion about population genomics, biological anthropology, archeogenetics, ethnogenesis, cultural anthropology, historical race concepts, etc that I could appreciate as a history/anthropology/life science sperg even though I'm not a white supremacist.

 

[Rembrandt]

Skibidi Farms monkey molesters are happy to identify themselves as ‘zoosadists‘

if that feature is the most prevalent then it is safe to assume that it is the only feature that they worked on extensively.

 

[Hitman One]

I showed my gf

She'll disappear if you take meds.

There's no such thing as "meds" you circumcised kike blower

 

[catpetter]

"wtf is cloudfarekwi"

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN NIGGERS I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH A SUCCUBI THAT LOOKS LIKE FEM NULL SO BAD