random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[ThrobbingWalloper]

severed penis experts have subsequently debunked its links to the film.

 

[Abella]

You fuckign what? You tripped over your retarded feet and accidently raped your sister? That's the line you are going with here?

 

[Mound Dweller]

Oreo cookie ass bitch ass house nigga ass motherfucker.

 

[Spectate]

I am not a rapist, I didn't groom anybody. I was just a retard who didn't know any better*

 

[Aunt Carol]

The first thing I looked up in Grokipedia was the word "nigger."

I just don't buy that someone who drew sexy ape guro is going to simply purge their accounts and Be Better.

The entire experience of driver’s licenses here is a Saw-caliber trap of humiliation and debasement.

He willingly gave up his sex drive and has now been driven off the internet without even his precious horse dildos to comfort him.

You don't work a job, you post piss videos on twitter.

No. Don't write at length.

 

[Super Malario]

"What are you gonna do, dox me?"
-quote from man doxed.

 

[The Last Stand]

Oreo cookie ass bitch ass house nigga ass motherfucker

 

[CansOfCant]

I wish I had the talent and time to autistically write out thesis statements on insignificant things. The closest thing I've done with that was comparing Audrey Hepburn to a batch of chocolate chip cookies.

 

[Snusmumriken]

So he can't even blame his genes for how he turned out. Bleak.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

My body is a tubby, wrinkled temple”

 

[CaddestSlown]

This nigger wants to fuck a cookie.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Ethical Mexican prostitutes??

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

oh no quick uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ACTUALLY I BLOW COCKS

 

[Two Dollars]

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bring it on, kiwifucks. i'm gonna die anyway.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

If we give you a Toyota Camry, will you stop?

This research funded by Tesla.

Message to all coon-asses: just because it has a prehensile tail doesn't mean it's ok to eat.

In ancient Rome, people would hang for a mistake like this. I say this knowing nothing about ancient Rome. In fact, I made it up.

 

[Dr. Butt]

oh fuck i got a shitty ass knife skin
guess i gotta blow my brains out

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

I called her a nigger.

this is a great quote for the file

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

@Vinluv Handesbukia

My Pumpkins do not suck,,I am skinny,I am white,and I do not eat de poopoo, but because you lack an arrow and look and talk like exactly what you said,you are fat brown and eat de poopoo and cannot tell slight of hand and practical effects from reality. React to this post with any negative reaction if you agree.

 

[Jewthulhu]

*furiously masturbates to drawing of a firefighter* "i am not sexually attracted to firefighters. this is actually a fake drawing of a fictitious character."

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Being alt and complaining about BPD/attention whores is like going to a dog park and complaining about dogs