📚 Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Ruined by the Rain]

the hell is that thing? ive seen it in ads when I decide to study the /lgbt/ board of 4chan. Supposedly its some kind of discord.

lgbt board is called tttt because its all trannies

 

[Rotter]

Some of them have a preference for this look.
I wonder if it has a name.


No. Don't write at length.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

I wonder if it has a name.

It's the thing BPDs do where they smear their face with something attention grabbing

 

[Catboi]

It's the thing BPDs do where they smear their face with something attention grabbing

I'm so tired of all of them. The alt scene is infested with these larpers that will inevietably stop and leave once it ACTUALLY gets them social consequences.

It used to be understood that you did it for YOURSELF because you WILL experience job discrimination/harrassment/physical assault/isolation and it will be easier to just not look alternative. Now every BPD whore and tranny is coming into these comunties and aping our aesthetics because they think it makes them cool and edgy. Before it'd only be a few but now if you're in any alt community that's not a literal natsoc one they're a plague.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Duo of doods discuss their desire to listen to Sum 41.

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Translation: I threatened suicide so often that eventually my friends learned to ignore me, and then they stopped hanging out with me altogether after they got tired of trying to feed the bottomless pit of my BPD.


What do you know, she does have a modicum of self-awareness.

Some of them have a preference for this look.
I wonder if it has a name.

My personal nickname for it is Drag King Captain Jack Sparrow.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

I'm so tired of all of them. The alt scene is infested with these larpers that will inevietably stop and leave once it ACTUALLY gets them social consequences.

How do I say this but the alt scene as always been BPD breeding ground and always will be. Being alt and complaining about BPD/attention whores is like going to a dog park and complaining about dogs

 

[Catboi]

How do I say this but the alt scene as always been BPD breeding ground and always will be. Being alt and complaining about BPD/attention whores is like going to a dog park and complaining about dogs

I'm talking about my own experiences, I never met many of them due to the types of alternative I was around.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

 

[Anasa Tristis]

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I swear, I spend a quarter of my time on here looking up what they're talking about and then realizing that I live in another world altogether. A "Jacob's Ladder" piercing? JFC. Move over, Prince Albert. I guess.

According to one piercing site having one is exciting and pleasurable for your partner... sure, I bet there's huge demand for being fucked by an arena drag chain harrow in your most delicate and sensitive parts.

And this pooner feels robbed that she can't get one, had thought about piercing her dildo (shudder) and asks the hivemind if there are alternatives.

 

[Chemex]

According to one piercing site having one is exciting and pleasurable for your partner...

I mean, judging from the look of it, is there even any normal and sane man who would want that? I googled it and God, this seems like the kind masochist would do. From that perspective, I guess it kinda makes sense that your partner will get like it?

No, seriously, what the hell is wrong with this woman?

 

[Aunt Carol]

No, seriously, what the hell is wrong with this woman?

Gender essentialists were right all along. She craves the Bedazzler.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

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The level of shallow inanity these people call lives is shameful.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Saw this in the latest snore-o-rama Hulurama

 

[Audit]

I swear, I spend a quarter of my time on here looking up what they're talking about and then realizing that I live in another world altogether. A "Jacob's Ladder" piercing? JFC. Move over, Prince Albert. I guess.

I'm still furiously trying to figure out how driving holes in the thin skin of the penis doesn't just result in tearing and exposed flesh. There's probably a whole new thread worth of piercing horrors going wrong.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Metal Gear Solid VI: The Phantom Cock

 

[Aunt Carol]

Metal Gear Solid VI: The Phantom Cock
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You're joking, but in 2017 Brazzers did create a cinematic work titled Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen.

I don't think this lady would find it educational, though.

 

[cybertoaster]

I take all most of the art was made by that one girl/pooner who got banned from reddit? Anyway, here's one I found, don't know if its been posted yet.

Spoiler: Probably NSFW

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

Metal Gear Solid VI: The Phantom Cock
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Is this the pooner equivalent to calling diarrhea getting your period? She probably has some weird infection and convinced herself it's the ghost of her should-be penis.

 

[Aunt Carol]

She probably has some weird infection and convinced herself it's the ghost of her should-be penis.

It's vulvodynia by definition, but that's a descriptor more than a clear treatment pathway.

 

[scathefire]

I'm still furiously trying to figure out how driving holes in the thin skin of the penis doesn't just result in tearing and exposed flesh. There's probably a whole new thread worth of piercing horrors going wrong.

That’s actually the whole reason the “horrifying” react is a piercing. Chris Chan once got a taint piercing as a “substitute” for a clitoris which was then rejected by his body due to improper care, which then eventually led to him slicing a hole in that area with a knife because he believed he was growing a True and Honest vagina due to hypnotizing binaural beat videos on youtube. No, I’m not joking.