random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

Might be the only one but whenever someone here posts a REAL dick or vagina it’s like eye bleach.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

Every country song in existence is about a man losing his masculinity after his pickup truck left him for another homosexual.

 

[Dr. Butt]

This is nothing major, but have you ever gone for a late night stroll, and then you look up,
and up there, there is a gay flag in a window.

You've not heard about the frequent rape cards? At 10 you get a free sandwich.

 

[Meiwaku]

can you guys please stop talking about icecream

"I got raped by a turtle and alligator at the same time" hands typed these words.

My wife doesn't want me on here.

How do I tell her it doesn't fucking matter and that nothing said on the internet has no real impact outside of the internet?

He lives rent free in your head if you are a troll.

But if you are a fan he lives rent free in your heart.

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Stop gatekeeping our Rick thread, you joyless faggot.

We're laughing at a fat guy, not applying to MIT.

Charlie Kirk will be relegated to whoa buddy status.

If you worked a real job, you'd have thick fingers too.

You guys wanna know why Steven failed a BA in music?

Only chord he could memorize was A minor.

i will NOT watch threads

i will NOT watch users

i will NOT ignore users

i will NOT browse featured posts

i will NOT filter threads by their prefix

i WILL view my stickers page and bask in their glory

Stop being brown, it upsets me

The memes are powerful, but make no mistake, the roach will not die from this. He has more plot armor than a homeless alcoholic

The Jews and their Indian servants really exiled me to the wasteland by destroying all of my videos.

I've given this Jewish government so much.

I've paid taxes for over 15 years.

I've paid rates for over half a decade.

I was going to have my job taken away if I didn't take the clot shot.

They owe me millions of dollars but they refuse to give it to me. I need a way of getting money from them for the rest of my life but the system is designed to stop white men from getting a single red cent.

There is something about her that really comes off like a barnyard animal. But like a kind of pitiful one, like a donkey.

Is there a way to say that nicely? I don't mean that in a cruel way. I mean that she reminds me of a large, overfed barnyard animal in a nice way

Indeed, bro might be sympathetic nsheeeet but he's still beef at the end of the day, the WORDS WORDS WORDS isn't funny; what we need is quality content (like cuneiform).

I considered Toji one of the regular kf dudes but now it's sad to hear that they were nothing but a woman this entire time

JOSH MOON MUST BE REMOVED IF THE SITE IS TO BE SAVED

 

[Brap God]

Having hatred for women does make it tough to have a functioning relationship with them.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Jae Bae: “Help they’re raping me”
Exasperated cop: “That’s the last thing we’d do.”

 

[indomitable snowman]

Have you ever touched a firearm or a woman?

apparently kiwis have the biggest egg to body ratio; it'd be like a human female giving birth to a 6 year old child.

The Pope's main priority is Catholicism?!?! What kind of crazy fucked up world are we living in

They key is not to deny your autism but to aim it at things you care about, like accruing largely worthless but conversationally interesting knowledge, so it serves you well.

it's crazy how we need 45 minutes to say "he's a fucking turkroach muslim and lacks both an immortal soul and empathy as a concept". racists have it so easy. it's like a lifehack.

There is a 90% chance pokimane was paid to become a saudi prince human toilet so you shouldnt stick your dick in her with those odds.

 

[Ed Special]

I think I'd pay good money to hear the Hamlet soliloquy set to banjos and huckleberries, y'all

 

[Dr. Butt]

"AAAH MENTAL HEALTH!"

 

[often puzzled]

Whatever happened on Tuesday, the kids didn't leave with her because she's back to making gross boring tiktoks where she is being choked by her hairy Neanderthal in the filthy camper after walking a retarded Mexican on leash down a bumfuck Arkansas highway.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

i could fuck a whore for less than i can sell a quart of weed

i could enslave the entire female race

 

[Dr. Butt]

They tryshake cage of remain core party out to there other sites

 

[Tread Miller]

I considered Toji one of the regular kf dudes but now it's sad to hear that they were nothing but a woman this entire time

I can't believe of all places you are in toji sex thread here to leash my sperging

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

then he moved to the Netherlands for that they/thussy and it's been downhill ever since.

Deporting all the blacks back to Africa or to Canada (Because fuck Canada) would be a great start to fixing this country.

That's like getting banned from clown college because you're the Joker type of clown.

Enjoy prison, fake snake wearing, terrorist child.

Serious question: with people who have the so called thing "humiliation fetish" - how does one fix it? A good beating?

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

When you imagine a white supremacist, do you imagine an autistic man upset about his micropenis and with a list of gross fetishes? Probably.

Makes me long for the more innocent days when the biggest, baddest trolling out there was making Chris have sex with his PS2

My brothersister in Christ, it's time to give up the ghost.

It's like the most retarded reversed version of The Portrait of Dorian Grey imaginable

? I don't think my insurance covers whiplash from a 600elbee gorlypop.

she's back to making gross boring tiktoks where she is being choked by her hairy Neanderthal in the filthy camper after walking a retarded Mexican on leash down a bumfuck Arkansas highway.

The entire arrest saga is like My 600 Pound Life meets COPS and I can’t look away from the grease fire.

Every day the world gives me new reasons never to look outside.

Great, I am going to have to think of a good lie to tell my neighbors as to why I spent 30 minutes screaming 'TAZE HER TAZE THE FAT BITCH TAZE HER'

Stay in the gym fellas.
Keep lifting and keep walking. If you stumble and end up eating too much fast food and pizza, don’t despair and denigrate yourself too hard.
Just get those weights back in your hand, get back on that treadmill or out on the sidewalk.
Eat the chicken, rice and veggies.
We can do it. God wants the best for us.

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

Tags include feces, abortion, gore, and Pokémon.

with the chamber caked in quesadilla grease, Blåhaj lint, and dried-up cum.

 

[Digital Thunder]

Nothing says "girl" and "lesbian" like having the biceps of Hulk Hogan and the dick of a reasonably-sized T-Rex.

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

I feel like trying to stab someone with an opened umbrella is gonna be really awkward. A well timed gust of wind would sweep you off like Mary Poppins.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Making a spreadsheet of every lawn gnomed and purple doored house in the county so I can swoop in with cash offers in 10 months once they all file for divorce.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

mimes

truly the height of sophistication

Surprise asshole, the internet is full of retards.