random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

I have a full time job and sex.

 

[Meat Target]

You were probably too emotionally fragile/invisible growing up to experience normal girl on girl bullying, or you are a troon.

 

[CEO of Gay]

poly, plural schizo toddler girlboyfailure

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Bless your heart and have fun in Hell.

Asphalt as a demonic medium isn't well researched.

Demons are metaphysical A Logs.

I'm unsure if the conclusions we've come to regarding parking lots can be as fittingly applied to the fiber-optic cables.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un should nuke south korea and end Kpop once and for all.

fat is beautiful, beauty standards are patriarchal and oppressive, looking like an ugly retard is an act of rebellion against the status quo

I read that interaction like 5 times, because I thought "I must be having a stroke, he can't be this illiterate, can he?"

Turns out he's almost as dumb as he is fat. And holy cow, is he pretty fucking fat!

"Go directly to prison, stalker. Do not pass go, child. Do not collect $200, child."

 

[NoReturn]

You post on a forum that tracks and documents cows and youre surprised Indians are on it?

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Dragging his fat carcass out of the bathroom was as close as I ever wish to get to the trenches of World War I.

 

[NoReturn]

Are you quoting Massive Attack at me? -.-

 

[Aunt Carol]

Passability does not add up. Seven non-passable boys in panties does not equal Bailey Jay.

For sale: baby glove making apparatus, never used

Edit: I misgendered the pooner.

 

[Path Wanderer]

 

[a-Lager]

I think to settle this all women in this thread must post videos of themselves using the bathroom. There is no other way, unfortunately.

 

[Aunt Carol]

That kind of sloppy writing is also a kind of cultural imperialism tbh.

Calling Jeffrey Dahmer queer, even if you were actively buttfucking at the time, would have probably been grounds to get serial killer'd.

Half of this general yaoi discourse wouldn't exist if people admitted they just wanted to see white boys fuck white boys.

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

Couldn't cut it as a belching nasty entitled prick so he made the genius decision to transition to... a belching nasty entitled prick.

They have an entire framework dedicated to buttplug implementation, and damn right it's available as a Rust library.

otis you are literally trying to force radicalize me "dont you like hitler" "we love slungus because hes a mega racist"

A true spergathlete. A proper spergolympics contender.

Nobody's a lolcow just because fat.

That's like getting banned from clown college because you're the Joker type of clown.

She is the roundest least angular person I have ever seen. There's nothing acute about this woman, she is entirely obtuse.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

"Speak bigly, baffle them with bullshit, make them trip over their own shoelaces, then brain them on the sidewalk"

 

[Aunt Carol]

And yet their unending capacity to be retarded gooner perverts is distinctly human

To this day, Jake is still steamed at Steven Spielberg for making "Schindler's List" and "raising awareness of Nazis".

 

[Cnidarian]

Do I want to know why CTR had a shortskirted catgirl whipping a black guy image on hand?

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

i am just asking for like. ONE person to sniff directly up my butthole?? #but that is too much to ask since im worthless.

"Let xey/xem eat cake!"

 

[30+GameOvers]

"I used to fuck niggers on camera for money. I'm also an authority on shock collars for dogs." -- Sasha Greyberg

 

[Gog & Magog]

Momma Mia, my dick is hurting is also hurting from disease and nonstop jacking, ya know?

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

>fat activist
fativist, if you will.