❄️ Snowflake StraySheep / Kayla Marie Waller / morinokunikara / blankshadesgame / vividkiss / VTuber Amour Amandine - Thread #2: The Return of the Transtrender Sperglord Who Tried To Delete Her Thread and Listened to an Adult Have Sex With a Minor. Now With A Baby in the Mix!

[Terffals]

I bet you that the biggest word in the center of it would be "I can't".

The second biggest would be “but”
As she always has an excuse ready as to why she won’t listen to any of the actually useful advice she gets from anons on the regular.

Anon: You really need to stop seeking external validation from likes and comments on tumblr.
Kayla: ok yeah I know that BUT it just seems like. everyone else gets thousands??? of notes on their posts and i am just asking for like. ONE person to sniff directly up my butthole?? #but that is too much to ask since im worthless.

Anon: you have an infant daughter, spend time with her
Kayla: uh you don’t know how much time I spent with my daughter BUT also like it’s so?? Important?? as a new parent that I not give up any of my hobbies so like when am I supposed to. Like. Even imagine my FO? I guess you think I should just die since I’m such a bad parent

Anon: write your own fic if you can’t find any you like
Kayla: BUT it’s just not fair why can’t anyone just write a reader fic that caters to my hyper specific needs and changes pronouns every third sentence? Also they must be psychic and know in advance when I might be upset by them mentioning the reader has straight hair since I have curly hair #lol #i give up #why can’t I ever get anything I want #im jilling myself

 

[Trombonista]

Is it just me or has Beth's hairline improved?

 

[Kuwomi]

Some birthday blues.

Evergreen quote:

Meteor hits Earth, Kayla Marie Waller most affected.

Btw, is the OP rewrite for the thread still a WIP? I don't mind helping out by skulking through this thread & the last one for screenshots (I just suck shit at the actual formatting part ). Maybe that'd be a nice birthday present for her.

 

[The Little Prince]

Btw, is the OP rewrite for the thread still a WIP?

Spoiler: irrelevant to kayla

I tried to start on it a couple of years(?) ago but didn't get very far on account of the first thread being riddled with dead files/links + few archives, and that was also the same time as DropKiwiFarms so accessing the site in the first place to info gather was difficult. I never picked the effort back up again, but I'm not a very good writer either... she does desperately need an actual OP. It's just been us same ol' folks checking in on her all these years throughout the whole thread.

 

[Vandy2]

If one smoker standing multiple yards away is enough to set them off how in the world did they survive New Orleans where you can get alcohol in a to go cup at a drive through? People openly smoke in the Quarter and theres noise at all hours?

 

[Edgeworth]

HAPPY 30TH BEDROT BIRTHDAY, KAYLA MARIE WALLER

The big 3-0. Jobless, sex-deprived, unable to use your imagination, and nothing to show for it other than a couple threads on Kiwifarms about how much you've devolved.

May the next thirty years bring about an equal amount of stagnation because oh boy, is it starting to smell.

 

[Greedy Fly]

It's so funny how she's never prepared for 100% predictable annual events (or at least, it's funny until you realize she's never going to manage to give her kid a real birthday or a Christmas because she refuses to set money aside throughout the year in preparation).

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

It's so funny how she's never prepared for 100% predictable annual events (or at least, it's funny until you realize she's never going to manage to give her kid a real birthday or a Christmas because she refuses to set money aside throughout the year in preparation).

The possibility of that actually makes me kinda sad. “Sorry honey, I couldn’t get you any presents or a cake because I blew our spare money on DoorDash/useless junk ungrateful losers on tumblr didn’t donate enough. I’m going to go bedrot now, don’t bother me.”

 

[beautiful person]

Kayla is at a temporary URL for Halloween. She had to juggle babby and group and decided to have a meltdown over the lack of asspats for doing this, threatening to drop out of her IOP. She gets anons bullying/futilly trying to reason with her, most of it is lame but some of her responses are amusing. Remembers that evil Drumph man is threatening her gibbs, so she starts suicide-baiting. Doomposts instead of focusing on group, which she has open on another monitor.

Spoiler: Screenshots

 

[The Little Prince]

>And me getting a job wouldn't help bc the money i earn would just go to childcare.

You wanted the baby! You wanted this baby! Your wife went through pregnancy twice for this! You MADE the situation you're in!

Local woman is surprised when she finds out everyone was right in telling her she cannot do this!

 

[Edgeworth]

Good to know that she still conflates IOP with actual inpatient therapy or being hospitalised when... it's obviously not.

Can't afford to call a crisis line because she spent her birthday money on a commission and going out to eat. Wishing she dies in her sleep because she's too much of a coward to walk into traffic (or spend ten minutes at a bus stop with a smoker, apparently), willing to throw her "husband" and child away because she's not getting enough gifts for doing the bare minimum.

 

[Greedy Fly]

She's approaching IOP therapy the same way she approaches fanart, writing, etc.: she only does it because she wants praise from internet randos, not because the wants the result (be it improved mental health or creating art).

>And me getting a job wouldn't help bc the money i earn would just go to childcare.

Does she mean there's stuff the babby needs right now, and isn't getting, but could get if she returned to work? This doesn't sound like they already have everything important covered and Kayla's job would give them some flex spending, it sounds like they're currently short on baby things but she wont get off her ass to support her child.

 

[Terffals]

There are some good Kayla quotes in that batch! I particularly like when the anon tells her, “please try to pay attention to group instead of doomposting and arguing with anons.”

And her response is “I can do both”.

But my favorite has to be, “I was asking simply to be congratulated”.

This bitch will never learn. She’s so nakedly obvious that all she wants is praise, she doesn’t care how meaningless or empty it is, that’s literally all that matters to her. and the kicker is, no matter how much of this empty praise she gets, she will forever be unsatisfied.

 

[beautiful person]

$30 is too much for Kayla and vet tech Beth to swing without help from other people, but Kayla can still get a projector and beads for her room:

 

[Edgeworth]

Asspats from the usual suspect.



Astarion bots apparently portray him better to her than ANY writer.




Whining about not getting asks or attention or everything she wants on her bday or because she worked "super hard" in IOP.

Spoiler: whine whine whine

Anons engaged with her in response. Kayla refuses to acknowledge that she's manipulative.

Spoiler: Suicidal and "????????"

She's also wanting to take a break from Tumblr (y'know, the site that she "barely ever spends any time on") but apparently she also wants people to send her fanart in the meantime so she can engage with her ships (meaning: Astarion, who she's back on the wagon with).

People were... a little confused about why she can't do it herself. Kayla proceeds to treat everyone else like they're wrong and stupid instead of acknowledging that she's so entitled, lazy and short-sighted that she can't just, I dunno, save a bunch of pictures to look at while she takes her break or something.

Spoiler: It takes like 15 minutes

Not that any of it matters anyway because she still struggles to imagine stuff on her own and getting off tumblr just starves her of her one source to get attention from anyone not named "Beth" or "someone else she leeches off irl".

Also

Does she mean there's stuff the babby needs right now, and isn't getting, but could get if she returned to work? This doesn't sound like they already have everything important covered and Kayla's job would give them some flex spending, it sounds like they're currently short on baby things but she wont get off her ass to support her child.

She's peddling the "I'm too disabled to work" card for Tumblr as an excuse but yes, she's ebegging because they can't afford everything they probably need. You are most likely correct.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

“Beth is going to be working more so I need to self ship more than everrr”
Or maybe you should take care of your fucking baby? And you say you can’t get yourself to sleep? Take some fucking melatonin, or drink some sleepytime tea. It’s honestly rich how she’s calling Trump an elderly toddler throwing a tantrum when she’s basically an adult baby. Pot screeching that the kettle’s black. If I wanted to be really spiteful, I could say that I might not want my tax dollars contributing to her bed rotting.
And it is suuuuch a shame that she had to use her money for a bill instead of I don’t know, not buying that projector or beads yet? Even if we assume that she went for the cheapest options I could find on Amazon (around $18 and $9 respectively), that could’ve paid that last $30. Or you could quit IOP because it clearly isn’t doing anything for you. Christ, I keep forgetting how braindead and pathetic she really is.

 

[Edgeworth]

And it is suuuuch a shame that she had to use her money for a bill instead of I don’t know, not buying that projector or beads yet? Even if we assume that she went for the cheapest options I could find on Amazon (around $18 and $9 respectively), that could’ve paid that last $30.

It's worse than that, she was gifted those things. She didn't have to pay for them, so she wished for useless junk (inb4 "god forbid i ask for stuff i WANT for my bday" or whatever she says) then still ebegged for money to pay the phone bill and now for groceries and other necessities for raising a child.

 

[Vandy2]

Didn't the neighbors and in-laws offer to watch the baby on occasion? Why wouldn't you ask them to do that during the measely 12 hours a week for IOP?

 

[The people of Australia]

Didn't the neighbors and in-laws offer to watch the baby on occasion? Why wouldn't you ask them to do that during the measely 12 hours a week for IOP?

My guess is that the offer was retracted for whatever reason, because why wouldn't Kayla dump her baby on someone if the opportunity was there?

 

[Trombonista]

LOL Kayla actually saw someone on tumblr selfshipping with the General Lee? Troll or not, I gotta give that person props for being unconventional.