random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Drip Torch]

I saw Null locked her thread. I guess that's more fun than getting groomed by Trombonista into taking a bath.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

'Rape Factory' is such a stupid concept, especially how Bruno did it. You could maybe make a legit horror story out of it. If, like, the focus is on the boring, everyday workers and managers at the factory instead of edgy murder rape. The horror isn't from splatterpunk gorn, it's from how normalized it is. The workers aren't evil super sadists, they're boring, average people working a job they don't really like to pay bills and keep surviving in a harsh world. The CEO isn't some giggling Marque de Sade, he's never even been to the Rape Factory and spends most of his time on charity bullshit. The Rape Factory isn't some dirty underground snuff film set. It's a clean, sterile building that operates legally. There's a government inspector who comes around every few months to make sure that the rape is at acceptable levels. The 'product' are brain-dead clones wired up with cybernetics and sold to be tortured remotely by gross Discord gooners.

a Rape Factory isn't that just a male prison?

 

[supremeautismo]

channel awesome and its consequences have been a DISASTER for the autistic race

 

[Dr. Butt]

I hate you. Congratulations. We all hate you.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

"You don't understand. It's actually very professional to talk about and goon to rape in a professional environment. Especially with female co-workers, the HR department, and all levels of upper and lower management. They love rape. Before hiring rapists, all companies are dreary, gray, bland, and soul crushing machines for le ultra-rich. When they hired rapists, they were the life of the party! Just ask Hollywood on how much they think rape is awesome! No wonder so many actresses and actors are so happy. Think of what you'll be taking away when you get rid of rape. The staff are being so transphobic to me by not allowing me to talk about rape. "

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I like to be surprised with good things

This is what happens when you're autistic and your special interest is autism.

A surprise dead body will kill the mood of any foam party.

"then they came into the cell, poured bleach over me, put a noose around my neck and said 'this is AMTRAK country, faggot'"

Anytime all the self-proclaimed critics calls a movie the best thing that's ever been released, you know that it's just a Salon.com article adapted into film.

Near miss: Is that a tranny that almost passes?

truth is not even on the menu

 

[Shartavius]

Workers at the Rape Factory would go drinking after work bitching about their boss and how he doesn't know how hard it's to rape for an entire eight hour shift. And they'd gossip about Jerry fucking up a rape and getting transferred to gay rape shift.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I wish the Bible had inspired him to do other things like not be a colossal faggot.

 

[neger psykolog]

I wish the LLMs weren't so woke so they could calculate how long it takes for them to die. Now I'm only getting anorexia lectures.

 

[Statix_Shark]

No, Potter child, I will not be joining a kumbaya revival of your career. You have already chosen girldick. Enjoy irrelevancy.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Large parts of our societal infrastructure are held hostage by dead eyed chronic masturbators wearing schoolgirl outfits

 

[Big Nasty]

As much as I like it here, at the end of the day this place is a proverbial public bathroom on whose grimy walls I like to scrawl obscene graffiti and casually chatting about the latest sportsball game to the trucker taking a carcinogenic shit in the next stall while waiting for a new uncut sausage through the rusty glory hole

 

[Dr. Butt]

I was walking the dog the other day, and I walked past a teenage girl talking on the phone how one of her friends "got diagnosed with BPD by Chat GPT".

 

[DickMain]

Named as defendants are Trump, the Federal Reserve, the National Security Agency, the International Monetary Fund, the World Bank, the Bank of International Settlements, the state of Israel, Elon Musk’s X Corp., T-Mobile, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency and Warner Bros. Studios.

The claims in Chansley’s suit include:

That “all radio stations and most of their DJ’s are a part of the intelligence community”

That a scene in the 2008 Christopher Nolan-directed Batman film “The Dark Knight” and many plot details in 2009’s “Avatar” were cribbed from his writing and are proof that the NSA was spying on him

That the NSA catfished him on Facebook by contacting him while pretending to be actress Michele Rodriguez, whom Chansley identifies as “my celebrity crush”

Sorry to quote so much, but this thread is a comedy goldmine.

 

[Dr. Butt]

My whole takeaway from this: when it comes to our userbase, "crazy" is a relative term.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Say whatever else you like about Jews, they are very good at making sandwiches.

Tetris demands excellence from its players.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

by all means speak up, inbred subhuman retards. Or keep your filthy mouth shut and I win.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Let the rape begin, im feeling islamic.

Id cut the televised rapes but hey the Kiwi Party is a big tent kinda party

 

[PetiteFeet]

Being a woman is basically being an upside-down ketchup bottle.

 

[The Great Citracett]

And fore skin. Dont trust anyone without a fore skin.