random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Mound Dweller]

Can you just leave me alone, let me have a sock (not this one, it'll get banned), and go on your way? Please? I don't have many outlets.

I guess that's more fun than getting groomed by Trombonista into taking a bath.

 

[Rotollo 2]

even people on the farms will end up sharing their piss bottle collection.

Another win for the Dog Walker

 

[CEO of Gay]

"It is my great ambition to be the owner and CEO of a rape factory"

 

[AnOminous]

Sorry, not paying tax no matter who you send to collect it, but imagine preferring Emma Watson to J.K. Rowling as a sex partner. What a LOSER you'd have to be.

Your choice is between a complete retard you'd have nothing to talk about afterwards (that would be Emma) and an intelligent raconteur who routinely felts troons, and is incredibly attractive to an adult male. Enjoy being a fag, I guess.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Rudolf's Friend every time he posts about Kidd Bandit in the Community happenings or MATI thread.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Glad to see he brushed his teeth this time after eating ass, though.

Most people recognise this is just a bit of fun and a place to tell other users to kill themselves if they disagree over which game they played with their friends after school was the best.

(what with the death threats and all)

I, the turbobased chudcel, play Tetris, my elderly grandmother played Tetris, hyper competitive “study hard differential equation 12 hour day” Asians play Tetris, ‘cordtroon groomer faggots play Tetris, brainrot gen alphers play Tetris, adidas wearing slavs addicted to krokodil play Tetris, wagie rat-race salarymen play Tetris… Everyone can play Tetris. It is a game for everyone yet uncompromising in its vision, simple though it be.

Edit: Sorry for calling you a nigger now you have updated your post.

I remember him being an asshole. RIP

 

[Rotollo 2]

You want to fuck Rekieta's sloppy seconds, you're not even close to normal.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Imagine having to go to your 9 to 5 at the rape factory to support the wife and kids.

Trump's tariffs have made it so that it's just cheaper to build a rape factory domestically rather than import your rape from shithole countries

Is it cheating to rape if rape is how you support your family?

What exactly is a rape factory?

Am… Am I the only relatively normal person here?!

 

[AMHOLIO]

His great ambition is to become the owner and CEO of a rape factory

Came to second this and quotes relates to it that are applicable

 

[Gregis]

That peanut raid had repercussions that were devastating to the squirrel community.

What is that thread for random quotes called? I have a submission.

 

[3MMA]

wow, you never know who is struggling has a huge piss bottle collection

 

[Random Internet Person]

This site really is retarded fags laughing at other retarded fags

 

[Rotollo 2]

What exactly is a rape factory?

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

how much would one make at the rape factory?

I probably argued about literature with this fucking retard

 

[invisibult plus+]

"I'm dumb enough to mess with soyjak party but I am not picking beef with kiwifarms"

 

[Entomologist]

Ethan is doing victory laps on your ass, Kino Casino is eating surf and turf on your dime, and you're out here giving free advertising for fucking Denny's.

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

cool you own coneheads on laserdisc

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

My private headcanon is that Brokeback Mountain was about buckbreaking but the director cucked out and had to make it a metaphor.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

they really just want to imagine Leonardo Da Vinci having gay sex with one of his students.

 

[Toothp!ck]

SHE'S BLACKED
SHE BURNS COAL

uh yes i'm here for the anonymous dick sucking sesh we spoke about online?

Let this be a warning to you, roasties.