The Sacrifices by Alexander Kattke - The Official @BrunoMattei Grieving Thread

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This is the most pretentious and meekly subversive top 100 I've ever seen coming from someone whose age doesn't end in -teen. I was vaguely sympathetic towards this retard until I bore witness to a 40 year old man list A Serbian Film among his favorite movies.
I get the feeling he saw rape/torture/cheapness/obscurity as virtues in their own right that made movies automatically better, rather than usually challenging aspects whose handling would largely define whether a movie that included them was worth a damn or was just disposable slop made for a half buck profit
You'd be better off watching whatever the top 100 streamed movies in your local senior care facilities are. I don't suggest tormenting yourself with this edgeslop. The vast majority of it is pimply and BO-ridden torture porn. The rest you can find on IMDb's top 250 + clicking around on the first page of Google for "Italian horror movies". And no, I didn't see your follow-up post prior to writing this :feels:
Frankly I think googling "top 100 [INSERT GENRE HERE] movies" and going through a couple lists to see what repeatedly comes up as being hyped consistently and for long periods of time is a decent starting point for niggas who want to do some cinematic exploring and when something specifically tickles your fancy in that moment or mood one can further refine the search to shit like "best italian zombie movies of the 1980s" and get a pile thats mostly trash, sometimes enjoyably trash, and every so often a legit good movie in its own right

The most important fucking thing however is to be fucking chill about it and not take it too seriously or pretend you are some refined gourmet of cinema, and ESPECIALLY not to get pissy at others for not sharing your take on these flicks.
 
I can tell from the writing that this was this person’s passion work, and I think that’s very sad.
 
TL;DR version of his memoir

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Hmm.. He usually seemed alright, knew him from Spoony and AVGN threads mostly. He'd be abrasive once in awhile, but I usually just rolled my eyes. Someone said he was into gummies, I try to warn people about that shit but they don't listen. RIP.
The gummies were probably why we didn't see him on the evening news
 
If he was born a girl, he'd be one of those weird teenagers that treat Mayhem like a boy band after watching Lords of Chaos.
Oh great now I remember this movie exists and there also exists a fucking meg griffin demographic jilling themselves off to wrinkly old black metal edgelords

(full disclosure I also jill myself off to wrinkly old black metal edgelords but solely due to unironically loving their music and not because I like to imagine a naked varg letting me comb his long luscious locks in a cold meadow while he gently squeezes my balls till they bleed)
 
It was for the best that he offed himself. Rest in piss aspiring rape factory owner and fail male.

If he'd been born 10-15 years later he would've trooned out and had his own thread in Stinkditch.
 
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This coming from the guy that sleeps on that abomination of a mattress surrounded by cockroaches, an astonishing amount of piss bottles, moldy cans of peaches (I think) and hamburger buns.
 
If he was truly edgy and wanted to shock the world he would have redecorated his walls with his brains on a stream or something

Which now leads me to believe the suicide portion of this is fake and gay and he's sitting in his room with a smug Redditor expression
 
Oh great now I remember this movie exists and there also exists a fucking meg griffin demographic jilling themselves off to wrinkly old black metal edgelords

(full disclosure I also jill myself off to wrinkly old black metal edgelords but solely due to liking their music and not because I like to imagine a naked varg letting me comb his long luscious locks in a cold meadow while he gently squeezes my balls till they bleed)
They also post weird yaoi in the comments of Varg's Tiktoks. I would say poor guy, but we're talking about a church burner whose wife was his prison groupie. His daughter damning him to be exposed to yaoi of himself is just karma.
 
I didn't have many interactions with @BrunoMattei, but the few times we did, they were quite telling in retrospect:

Cut off your dick and shove it up your ass.

Yeah, maybe you should kill yourself.

I'm not joking either.

If you and Boogie1488 were strapped to two identical electric chairs and I can only flip one switch I would flip the switch to electrocute your ass because you are seriously that fucking annoying with your roleplay bullshit.

You really should kill yourself.

No one gives a fuck. Please kill yourself.

I guess he took KYS to heart.
 
apparently hated the game

I didn't get around to reading the final ~200 pages of the DbD thread but from what I DID read, nah, the way that guy talked, he loved the game and I think what he hated was BHVR. He wouldn't have spent so much time poring over patch notes and obsessing over the meta if he didn't love DbD.
 
They also post weird yaoi in the comments of Varg's Tiktoks. I would say poor guy, but we're talking about a church burner whose wife was his prison groupie. His daughter damning him to be exposed to yaoi of himself is just karma.
Honestly I have some halfway respect for Varg at least trying to live out the huwyte nationalist life in some hovel in the woods away from the society he hated with his clinically autistic wife and children even if I was 99% sure last I checked he was crawling back to said society every chance he got for its creature comforts and to continue inflicting his bitter spergwalls on social media. Even if he has probably relapsed since then its more than most who claim to believe in this schtick ever do.....and to be honest I really fucking like his old music which probably makes me more biased than I should be. That he now suffers for his vandalism of historic buildings by being tormented by fujoshis for the rest of his life is a harsh but fair punishment.
 
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