random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Two Dollars]

There's been relief here and there, but I think we all want a nice milf now to heal us

 

[Gentlebastard]

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/direct-messages/replies/2571286/

Hate to burst your bubble, but this is just old pasta. It's been around for years.

Now, back to our regularly scheduled program:

My shitpost nickname actually caught on?

Neat.

I just found it is possible to be laughing and completely horrified the same time.

My retardation aside, I stand by what I said.

I can't believe horse boy made a cameo in the Nigger food thread while I was away.

"Hahaha, child rape am I right? Mass sickness and death! Lol!"
"Nigger"
"Whoa holy shit dude, not cool. We can't talk anymore."

More APM than professional StarCraft players, probably. It's unrealistic to publish that many seetheposts with suboptimal equipment IMO.

 

[demicolon]

You did awesome. You did something no one else has been able to do and that's get a photo of the woman who is into guys who rape their elderly mother

 

[Hitman One]

Nudist hippies spent decades without bathing to build up their smegma reserves so they can talk to CWC and Zeta Reticulans while doing acid and pot.

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

I think saying "put Rekieta to shame" is a bit of an oxymoron.

Is it possible to have tard strength down there?

Men can have big titties too, don't mean shit lol

Is there is an archive of her leaked nudes?

She has a smashing vagina.

"You can't just create your own religion Josh!"
"Why not, Jesus did"

go get more hours in the steelmill yourself if you have the time to fuck with retarded people on the internet

Anyways, I totally understand getting divorced and uprooting your life for this sandwich, it's quite good.

“Inside every transphobe is a raging misogynist”

Yeah, it’s the Buffalo Bill troon wearing their skin.

He staggers and stumbles his way through his pathetic excuse for a life, sucking every cock he falls mouth-first onto.

This could have all been avoided if he had left her more cheese.

"I don't care if I die. I DON'T CARE!!" -650lb woman

Yeah, we know.

"You just make decisions without asking me!"

she sobbed to her Muslim fake husband

in Syria

how do these people survive without accidentally drinking bleach or something?

I love how everyone who stumbles in from page one takes one look at the trash in this thread and immediately took for fact that they would name their kid Zaboomafoo.

She hates doing any of the things that matter to the people around him including cleaning, socializing, or sitting upright.

Chantal munchie arc because she misunderstood what that word means lol

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

I guarantee you that if we just went back to openly mocking speds and shaming the parents for having sped children by saying they deserved it for disobeying God or something then both autism numbers and daily occurrences of autistic bullshit will go down.

 

[Oh!]

Pretending to be a critical thinker by quibbling about things that were solved 8 heifers ago is pathetic.

 

[Clotso Coof]

This is like telling your neighbor you need see her tits so you can stop shitting on her lawn.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

As someone who grew up writing and obsessing over non-con InuYasha fanfics

 

[For The Dead Not The Not]

"Did you hear that DunkoBunko was in a call with SlingoMingo? BoingoBingus recorded the whole thing and sent it to ChippleDipple."

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

if you threaten to rape a woman you are either physically or spiritually indian.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

He thinks niggers are only useful as dildos.

 

[Gog & Magog]

"YMS, I know that you are autistic like me, so please remember that even though it feels really necessary to keep arguing, it's really not worth it because to the neurotypicals you are currently presenting as an obvious dogfucker."

 

[30+GameOvers]

Every pig has his horse but not every pear has her right worm.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

Don’t let the Ecua-door hit you in the ass, chica

 

[Law]

No, it's because all of the posters here are Jewish and want whites raped and murdered.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

I’ve known a lot of fat people in my time but this dude might be the god king of lard.

Wake me up when White Lives Matter is raiding a B*** Pro Shop for Carharts

Tomatoes by day, OnlyFans by night

his brother and sister who allegedly were neglected are normal succesful people while he is currently the slave of a garden gnome

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

RAPE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO RAPE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD RAPE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE RAPE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. RAPE. RAPE.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

And to whom would these dicks belong to?

Gets there, immediately gets diapered and shits himself

the backing of the fucking fbi your cause tends to outlast the opposition

We need to stop suffering the furry to live.

Mr. Grizz's true plan was to turn every female idol into a pooner, looks like.

 

[PhoBingas]

I can’t believe he’s going to sail so far just to be thrown off a building!