random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

Fact check: false, hateful anti-ursine propaganda. Bears and humans are natural allies and no bear has ever harmed a human in recorded history. Timothy Treadwell faked his death for insurance fraud and is currently alive and well living in Guadalajara, Mexico.

also it's safe to leave your pic-a-nic baskets unattended

It's just an euphemism to make her made up job sound more important. She can't go around calling herself a certified dick sucking coach or at least Staples won't put that on a business card.

Add the equivalent of an air marshal for busses and trains, and empower them to make swift and lethal judgement calls.

Fatrick is now a professional...

*guts still living piglet, casts the entrails into a furnace, watches for patterns in the flames*

...firearms instructor!

That dude must have a two foot cock in order to get past all that disgusting fat and achieve penetration.

There’s only one eco friendly solution: slave galleys.

Jack's genetic makeup is not even of any specific race. It's a mix of pure failure and Crisco

 

[Statix_Shark]

The alt-right are in my walls

 

[Jhonson the Two]

Bro your hand is so fat that all kinds of users from different subcommunities that never touch this thread like me all gathered to come and see how fat your hand is. Nigga next time try a salad

 

[Dr. Butt]

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Nigga calm down im not ready to act like a faggot yet

 

[Dr. Butt]

Take a stand with Rape.
No Rapes = No Rights
Give Rape a chance.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Wow it's like the saddest, horniest ouroboros.

 

[supremeautismo]

Awww yeah it's fat nigga autumn

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

This is just "In minecraft" for porn.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Wtf is this chink on? Why there's a giant wolf in the village? Why there's colorful jesuits aiding the jew? What is the noseless thing?

 

[neger psykolog]

I wish she'd turn the camera on so we could see her crying.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Like, they collect and train different marginalized people and fight them. I choose you Muslima! You used EBT card on Diabetic Black Woman! She evolved into Pregnant Diabetic Black Woman! Transman, use Tit-chop!

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

NLB (Non-Linear Being) Is Raped in all planes of existence at the same time. The past, present, and future are an amalgamation of infinite rape.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

If a family member bequeathed me 3 (three) rodents in their will, I'd boycott the funeral tbh.

 

[indomitable snowman]

It's still Current Year. Current Year hasn't ended yet.

The teenage son called him a "zest kitten." No man can recover from that.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"NO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! MY COPING MECHANISM IS EXPOSING RANDOM PEOPLE TO MY SEXUAL DEVIATIONS! YOU FASCIST SCUM!"

 

[Clotso Coof]

When she eventually dies of fat, I hope they bury her with a crate of mello yello and a selection of Jimmy Dean breakfast bowls.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Jackie’s having a tough day. Expect her!

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"Expect me."
~Jackie Stinghk

 

[Dr. Butt]

The teenage son called him a "zest kitten." No man can recover from that.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

“I didn’t insult your mother, I called you a son of a bitch!”

- Chantal / Foodie Beauty