random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Local Fed]

All Becomes Gunt is now an idea. You cannot kill an idea.

Hate to be the one to break this to you, but most trannies are just white dudes.

 

[The Lаughing Man]

Transition protip: Shave your fucking face.

After today's news i might be seriously considering getting "47" as a womb tattoo.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

bro i cant even understand this post

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

In my benevolent dictatorship I'm rolling out free laser hair removal for American nether regions. Everyone's butthole will be smooth as a marble countertop

He's FAT and can't be PENETRATED

Personally, I'd simply draw the rape anyway and just say it isn't rape.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'd get a ouija board to summon the ghost of Gary Plauche.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

You are such a fucking retard that no word exists in any language written or spoken to sufficiently describe your lack of intellect.

You joke but because of the Jews and their mRNA I may be dying from HIV.

 

[Zaireeka]

And the white hands that are unclean from the remnants of you fucking your autistic down syndrome-laden sister wrote this.

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

That guy looks like Ed Gein just as much as John Wayne looked like Genghis Khan.

"I AM A GREAT AND POWERFUL DRUID, called to know the ancient herbs and ways of natural healing, connected to years and years of tradition that Whitey (don't ask questions) tried to destroy. Lunch is Beefaroni."

"God is dead. And we have fucked him"
©Friedrich Nietzsche

If I thought I were a wizard, and also I liked to pick the skin off of my feet, it'd only make sense to have a cool container to put the dead skin in. This should be Crazy Person 101!

Well played. Well not really. I mean, it's well played if you're just fooling retards.

 

[Thé au lait]

Starting with my strongest one:

If this guy isn't a pedophile I'll eat my own shit.

Runners up:

Francis Joseph Benditt IV was born on May 24th, 2006, to Francis Joseph Benditt III and Kathryn Lavaique. Coincidentally, May 24th is World Schizophrenia Day, which is surely a good sign of things to come.

they would look at Spic Fuentes and want him to bacha their bazis

I never would've guessed you'd describe yourself as "unreasonably ethnic", Judge.

In her defense, there really isn't anything more stereotypically masculine than completely ignoring your hypertension until your dick or your kidneys don't work, or you have a type II MI shoveling snow.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

Are you faggotmaxxing???

That is the side you are on Athiests. The Banana fucking side

We'll be nicer when you be smarter

People don't like Israelis because they act like you.

Nigga's pullin out the snopes. Nigga's reachin for the daily kos, the current affairs. Nigga is frantically googling.

What I'm trying to say is that God designed niggers to drown.

They came first for the rapists and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a rapist.

 

[CaddestSlown]

A tranny telling you they're not into politics is like a 400lb guy telling you they don't eat that much.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

If your work is being shit on by e-hentai users, that is probably the biggest sign to put down the pen and tie the noose...

She looks like a dollar store street walker.

I hope Beaker didn't go to Dr. Honeydew for his top surgery

does she have one of those magical ass tattoos

Why would Pearl need a wheelchair anyway? Inklings and Octolings don't have bones.

That's Birdie. She fucked a ferret.

If retardation could be converted into energy, then that thread could power the entirety of Tokyo.

Advertisers generally do not want their brand to show up next to pictures of children being raped and similar imagery.

That’s like wanting to kill carrot top

nazi fruit ranch

search "cum blackout" and find instant degeneracy

I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

Wtf is this chink on? Why there's a giant wolf in the village? Why there's colorful jesuits aiding the jew? What is the noseless thing?

why does fictional rape make your non-fictional penis hard?

 

[Metamorpho]

being a kiwi farmer who doesnt know about THE ETHAN RALPH is like being a male gay porn actor in the 90s who doesnt know what aids is.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Otherwise, someone can come up to an employee and say "Hello I am a 75 IQ pregnant epileptic with a spine made of dry spaghetti, is it safe for me to ride this?"

 

[CEO of Gay]

Okay I forgive you, but you're still an annoying faggot.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

"I have an excel document filled with celebrities that are jewish" -Osama Bin Laden

 

[Oliver Onions]

Relevant text:

DO NOT go back to twitter that is the hitler site.

 

[Sooty Soot]

Are soyjacks pro or against lolis?

 

[Pedophobe]

That is, surely, what we in the business would call a "fat faggot with bitch tits".

Sometimes the worst of evils aren’t the grandest they are the ones that feel the most personal.

"I'm so sick of my life being too disgusting to post about online"

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

the odds are definitely in your favor for a fun ride

An Unadvised Rider is boarding: time to either distract your kids or start filming.

>thanks to mr. schwab and the WEF for sponsoring this article!

Buddy, you're using a definition of "unfortunately" that I am not familiar with.