Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[DatBepisTho]

Sliding in to say someone could use that buff cat+witch one as a female dwarf DnD oc inspo and it would totally work, all while being an in joke about potato druidry.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

"In my human hand, I am holding a smudge bundle."

I guess the kind of person who makes ugly Western piccrews might have a smudge bundle as an option (echoing faintly out of the past of tumblr 2016, you hear 'muh cultural appropriation'), but I feel it's a lot more likely that it's a sheaf of grain. You know. For Halloween and harvest season.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

She really struggles with finding good pfps. Maybe we should help her out. Here's one for those "didn't shave my legs for daddy" days.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I've got other caps I'll upload tomorrow, but for now get a load of this.

$26 a month for tea. What a bougie bitch. Link to site.

Edit to add: $26 is more than her rent. Reminder that she claims to be poor and uses the food bank.

 

[Sailor Swift]

I've got other caps I'll upload tomorrow, but for now get a load of this.
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$26 a month for tea. What a bougie bitch. Link to site.

She might be paying almost $30 for leaf water but she's gonna be sipping it next to a jar of toenail clippings. Bougie is as bougie does.

 

[Aunt Carol]

She really struggles with finding good pfps.

$26 a month for tea. What a bougie bitch.

We've said it before, but the Picrew fixation really shows her arrested development. Constant paperdoll avatar changes are a young teenage thing; adults make Picrew avatars too (especially troons) but they'd never make a post crowing about how they have so many new avatars to pick from.

And it's pretty tone-deaf to brag about constant small luxuries amidst all the gendies posting fundraisers. Stephanie could scroll for half an hour and find tons of people offering avatar commissions for $5-10 to afford binders and DoorDash. She's so bad at optics and networking.

She might be paying almost $30 for leaf water but she's gonna be sipping it next to a jar of toenail clippings.

I bet she doesn't even keep her skin pickings and toenail clippings in a witchy-looking jar. Stephanie doesn't understand presentation.

If I thought I were a wizard, and also I liked to pick the skin off of my feet, it'd only make sense to have a cool container to put the dead skin in. This should be Crazy Person 101! One of those Mason jars with the hinge top would be simple and easy; thick leather bag full of skin chunks would be a time bomb for whoever has to clean up her apartment after she trips on a tree root and has to go to LTC. That'd live in their head for years.

 

[Sailor Swift]

I bet she doesn't even keep her skin pickings and toenail clippings in a witchy-looking jar. Stephanie doesn't understand presentation.

If I thought I were a wizard, and also I liked to pick the skin off of my feet, it'd only make sense to have a cool container to put the dead skin in. This should be Crazy Person 101! One of those Mason jars with the hinge top would be simple and easy; thick leather bag full of skin chunks would be a time bomb for whoever has to clean up her apartment after she trips on a tree root and has to go to LTC. That'd live in their head for years.

I like to think a vibe can only be truly witchy when it meshes with the person. You may keep your toenail clippings in a cute mason jar. I may keep mine in a porcelain sugar bowl. A large part of any sort of craft is intent, therefore the mason jar and the sugar bowl is on equal grounds with one another.

Modern witchcraft is at least 80% trendy gentrified capitalism, so of course Staph is happy to wallow in it. I'm surprised she hasn't got a collection of special jars for all her pickings and peelings. She seems like someone who would have a pride-themed selection of pots for her various crusts.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

Was surprised to see Tea Runners does only loose leaf teas upon investigation, immediately followed by wondering if Staph knows how to correctly prepare it or just drinks her tea with pulp.

 

[JaneThough]

I've got other caps I'll upload tomorrow, but for now get a load of this.
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$26 a month for tea. What a bougie bitch. Link to site.

Edit to add: $26 is more than her rent. Reminder that she claims to be poor and uses the food bank.

I promise there’s no tea in there she can’t get for cheap at her local grocery store.

 

[Vandy2]

"In my human hand, I am holding a smudge bundle."

I guess the kind of person who makes ugly Western piccrews might have a smudge bundle as an option (echoing faintly out of the past of tumblr 2016, you hear 'muh cultural appropriation'), but I feel it's a lot more likely that it's a sheaf of grain. You know. For Halloween and harvest season.

It doesn't even look like a smudge bundle to me, those are usually wrapped. This looks like the character is holding a bundle of plants and Gyro decided it was for smudging.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

I bet she doesn't even keep her skin pickings and toenail clippings in a witchy-looking jar. Stephanie doesn't understand presentation.

There's an old photo in this thread that still haunts me: the clippings stored in a repurposed orange plastic prescription bottle, sitting in the middle of some clutter. So witchy, much kraftwork, wow.

Intent matters more than aesthetics for true witchcraft, but ffs have a little pride in your work. Mx. Bougie Loose Leaf Subscription over here doing her spells on cardboard atop her grubby fucking couch. You just never know what to expect with her.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I love you bitches but I am begging you to stop suggesting ways that Stapphy could theoretically save her skin peelings and toenail clippings. And @Sailor Swift that goes DOUBLE for you calling them crusts.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I love you bitches but I am begging you to stop suggesting ways that Stapphy could theoretically save her skin peelings and toenail clippings.

...Aww.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Staph got no votes on her pfp poll, so which one did she go with...?

THE BROWN.

Weird how Staph commented this before all this foot skin talk:

Gross.


Alt text:

An upholstered chair in a living room. Next to it is a laptop on the floor (left side) and a lamp (right side). There is also a set of clothes and a couple of hats on the arm (left side), two plushies on the back, a pillow, and a decorative towel with a cat and flowers on it. In the seat of the chair is a black and white cat bathing itself.

I have the same 'decorative towel' except mine is actually used.


Sure.


You are a 'man' who doesn't have a womb, (nor has sex), so why do you care?


More expenses.


'Considered' seed bombing isn't very anarchist druid of you.


Can confirm, this works.


I fail to see what is transphobic about Sleepaway Camp, but then again I'm not some chronically online troon who wants to virtue signal.


Cringe.


Merry band of stalkers lol.


Was she ever on any message boards?


I can't roll my eyes hard enough.


They don't really bounce, do they. More like flap.


Weird how Staph didn't have a sample.


But not 'fembxy'?


Come on, Staph - write some more!


Oh come on, just make a new one!


You keep coming up with dates and then moving them, though.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

They don't really bounce, do they. More like flap.

True, dat, And hilarious.

 

[JaneThough]

I fail to see what is transphobic about Sleepaway Camp, but then again I'm not some chronically online troon who wants to virtue signal.

They give away so much when they say forced feminization of AMAB character is transphobia. Isn’t forcing anyone into a gender they are not what trans people are fighting against? Claiming a movie which does not have a “trans” character but a character victimized through their gender expression is transphobic says that we must only ever celebrate people choosing to change their gender regardless of the reason.

She’s likely never heard of Brenda/David Reimer, who chose to live as his biological sex in 1979 after being forced to be a girl since birth. It’s like these examples exist but we cannot talk about them.

Also she’s got a lot of aggression for POC that she doesn’t seem to have for white people. Automatically assuming a Kenan Thompson movie will be transphobic is a choice when your white cis ghost husband killed mostly young black/brown men.

 

[Aunt Carol]

'Considered' seed bombing isn't very anarchist druid of you.

Planting kudzu on someone's yard right across the street isn't just evil, it's stupid. Forget that Stephanie's (aspirational) tribe are the kind to look down their nose at invasives like... periwinkle.

Maybe she's dating the ghost of Henry Kissinger now.

I can't roll my eyes hard enough.

Stephanie completely missed the point: 2/3 of the people in the screencap are making fun of the (other) lady who says she can see into the afterlife and know what kind of stuff is happening to a spirit. She needs to go up a level and argue with the "Right Wing Witch" directly.

But not 'fembxy'?

That's the Rawdawg. No way he saw her post and wanted to Engage in Discourse, but I wonder if she's a fan of the comic. If Stephanie finally goes furry, it's one step closer to her soulmate, Lou Gags.

 

[JaneThough]

Was she ever on any message boards?

Unironically I agree. Message boards surrounded specific niches typically and in my experience were very good at self policing, which Reddit and most social media is shit at (which is crazy considering the zero dollars in message boards vs the billions in SM. But message boards were a labor of love by the communities who ran them)

However, Staph I’m sure is referring more to her DA days where she could groom whoever she wanted.

 

[Sailor Swift]

I love you bitches but I am begging you to stop suggesting ways that Stapphy could theoretically save her skin peelings and toenail clippings. And @Sailor Swift that goes DOUBLE for you calling them crusts.

No regerts.

She’s likely never heard of Brenda/David Reimer, who chose to live as his biological sex in 1979 after being forced to be a girl since birth. It’s like these examples exist but we cannot talk about them.

That would require her to have empathy for someone other than a cis man.

Planting kudzu on someone's yard right across the street isn't just evil, it's stupid. Forget that Stephanie's (aspirational) tribe are the kind to look down their nose at invasives like... periwinkle.

Wisteria is the way to go. It'll rip the siding off a house and the seed pods explode.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

They don't really bounce, do they. More like flap.

Excuse you, they slap. Specifically, like salmon.