Strange things men do/have/endure with - Things guys put up with women just don’t get

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You can only meet one.

  • Tyler Durden

    Votes: 35 10.7%

  • Ryan Gosling

    Votes: 45 13.8%

  • Henry Cavill

    Votes: 66 20.2%

  • Batman

    Votes: 131 40.1%

  • I’m a woman

    Votes: 50 15.3%
  • Total voters
    327
Incorrigible Bigotry said:
Typically, but I've seen some absolutely crazy bitches who will go full-send into a pit with men twice their size and weight.
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me too, and those pits suck. no one wants to be the "asshole" that gives the bitch the bloody nose. so you can feel people holding back. its just pickme girl behavior. get the clit out of the fuckin pit!
thats another thing. Men can't have any space to themselves. if we so much as build a pillow fort with no girls allowed someone will be there to rip it away. all women want to do is larp as men. and because most men are horny retards they let it happen thinking if theyre the one to allow women into the space first theyll get an extra crumb of pussy or something. So in this ill admit its our own damn fault. how many times have you been in a discord call with strangers having a good conversation about movies or vidya and some retarded bitch comes in looking for attention and the idiot boys immediately make the subject about the women. theres a womens only BOY scout troop now. im actually trying my best to think of spaces that are mens only because women dont want it...a cigar bar at a truck stop?

my mother was a firefighter. what do you think happened? she cant turn her neck or back anymore. all because she just HAD to prove she could be in a mens space. after that guess what she became...a fucking teacher! and she loved it. her desire to prove all the boys wrong that women are just as good as men crippled her. and after all that she found joy in a female profession. such an utter lack of self awareness. what is it that makes women want to fight their own nature so much.
 
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Esope said:
pissing and having your stream split into two, making hard to aim while compensating with other ballistic factors (speed, quantity, recoil...)
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Back in my day there was this Win Ben Stein’s Money question which went something like, “When dropping a log, it’s important to dodge the Fir.” And so every single time I’m hunched over in the war room, deploying the submarine, I’m thinking about dodging the Fir.

In my benevolent dictatorship I'm rolling out free laser hair removal for American nether regions. Everyone's butthole will be smooth as a marble countertop.
 
Probably just a me thing, but setting aside an afternoon just to reinstall/set up/configure Windows. Every woman I know with a Windows PC still uses the OEM version with all the bloatware. Can't stand that.
 
Being able to just sit down and focus on something trivial for a couple hours. The women in my life seem incapable of that, for some odd reason.

There's also the fact that it doesn't matter if you're just as tired as they are after a day out, you're still expected to be functional and get shit ready for dinner or what have you when you get home.
 
Captain Syrup said:
Back in my day there was this Win Ben Stein’s Money question which went something like, “When dropping a log, it’s important to dodge the Fir.” And so every single time I’m hunched over in the war room, deploying the submarine, I’m thinking about dodging the Fir.

In my benevolent dictatorship I'm rolling out free laser hair removal for American nether regions. Everyone's butthole will be smooth as a marble countertop.
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This is a big mistake. The reason God gave men so much ass hair is because it allows us to fart *silently* the curly hair works like a suppressor on a pistol. women have no idea how much we fart just out of olfactory offense range. The only reason you don’t hear gay men fart is because their asshole is already stretched out beyond normal function.
 
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Having no significant passions in life; or no passion for my passions I guess. I remember a conversation with my ex where she was talking about how she slept in a queue overnight to get tickets for Taylor Swift or something and I said that was fucking crazy and when she asked wouldn't I do the same to get Tom Waits tickets or someone else I really liked I said there was nothing on earth I care about enough to queue overnight for.

This prompted her to ask if there was anything in life I actually cared about and I said yes but not enough to inconvenience myself to such a great extent.

That's probably my most extreme example, but broadly all the women in my life are confused when my answer to 'did you enjoy meal/gig/holiday' is always 'yeah it was fine'.
 
Turquoise said:
I would give my middle testicle to be able to fall asleep within 65 minutes.
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Get a job where you actually gotta work, all my life I thought I was some kind of serial insomniac but it turned out I just wasn't tired because I had been sat on my ass all day. Soon as I got a job that involves moving I sleep like a brick every night.
 
Turquoise said:
I would give my middle testicle to be able to fall asleep within 65 minutes.
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Keep the testicle. Just lie flat. Flex your muscles one at a time, then let them go. The relief comes. It works for me.

OP:
Walking on the outside of the sidewalk. You do not think about it. You just do it. You put your body between her and the street. Between her and the cars. Between her and the danger. She does not notice. It is a small thing. It is a duty. If a car jumps the curb, it will hit you first. That is how it must be.

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After the age of 30, there is NOTHING a man can do that will impress people as much as a woman doing something as minor as getting a motorcycle license. People just shrug and say to themselves, "he's a man, that's who SHOULD know how to do that".

Also, how am I supposed to vote in this if I don't know which Batman we're talking about.
 
DeeDee Megadoodoo said:
After the age of 30, there is NOTHING a man can do that will impress people as much as a woman doing something as minor as getting a motorcycle license. People just shrug and say to themselves, "he's a man, that's who SHOULD know how to do that".

Also, how am I supposed to vote in this if I don't know which Batman we're talking about.
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This sounds very specific and personal
 
blackshirt said:
Keep the testicle. Just lie flat. Flex your muscles one at a time, then let them go. The relief comes. It works for me.

OP:
Walking on the outside of the sidewalk. You do not think about it. You just do it. You put your body between her and the street. Between her and the cars. Between her and the danger. She does not notice. It is a small thing. It is a duty. If a car jumps the curb, it will hit you first. That is how it must be.

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Nooo! He should have been on the outside!

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DeeDee Megadoodoo said:
After the age of 30, there is NOTHING a man can do that will impress people as much as a woman doing something as minor as getting a motorcycle license. People just shrug and say to themselves, "he's a man, that's who SHOULD know how to do that".

Also, how am I supposed to vote in this if I don't know which Batman we're talking about.
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Nah, people doing cool things that are outside of expectations is simply interesting. If you're a male office clerk and get a pilot's license, take up scuba diving (with gopro videos to show for it), or climb some well-known mountain you'll get bragging rights. It's just that women aren't expected to (or indeed, likely to) do much cool shit.
 
When you're gonna piss and your dick does the double stream thing, i'm pretty sure someone already said that, but i'm lazy and don't wanna read the rest of the thread
 
Honestly, having to hide having a raging boner has finally become annoying. I'm nearing my 40s, I'm just glad it happens unassisted.

Edit: didn't finish thought before poosting - something something muscle relaxers

I had heard from lots of girls that it was kind of a turn off, should be embarrassing, thay during a first date or when meeting a woman for the first time in the scenario of "you should meet my friend/co-worker/ect" popping a boner and it being notice automatically gave ladies the ick.
 
When you meet another "man" who is significantly smaller than you and is talking at you as if he has never, ever faced physical consequences for his actions in his entire life.
 
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