random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[The Ugly One]

Get fucked, corpos.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

As someone with OCD and anxiety around anything involving Satan or hell, I couldn't keep something like that in my house even if my future goth gf wants one lol.

 

[Rick The Stick]

Maybe if you did some fucking pushups rather than jerking off to trap hentai you could have stuffed the fireman’s carry and not even have gotten into this mess.

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

Pedos become teachers to gain access to children, this woman became a baby funeral director to do whatever the fuck this is.

 

[Aunt Carol]

ME ALPHA ACT LIKE CRO-MAGNON BECAUSE ME NO HAVE DEVELOPED PRO-FRONTAL CORTEX

Perhaps a traumatic trigger causes Ernest's personality to change from dorky introvert to giant flaming asshole, and he's trying to explain this in terms of videogame characters because he melted his brain with LSD and that's his way of coping.

 

[Cancer ♥]

Can someone other than fucking hitler answer my question

 

[Tablet County]

Burning Man is in a quantum superposition of being both less and more gay/retarded than it used to be, depending on who you ask. A truly homosexual paradox.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

"Give me the shawarma or I will eat YOUR SOUL!"

 

[Hitman One]

I am incredibly bigoted toward 14 year old terminally online white girls who gaywash everything, and every time i am subjected to their fatherless unwashed, posted from the back of a divorce court takes, i am pushed closer to the brink.

 

[The Last Stand]

You can keep your Rhonda Fleming dressed spies.

 

[Charred Dinosaur]

Wait, what other juicy drama is going on right now, anyways? Literally nothing? Alright, back to Prince Ascart's bad penis decisions.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

FUCK YWAH FAGSHACK I LOVE SUCKIN DICK LETS GO WOOOOO

 

[CaddestSlown]

"DOWN WITH THE NAZI JEW HOMO PEDO SOY FAGGOT NIGGER CRACKERS!" - I shouted, unloading my rifle covered in undertale and babyfur artwork at a classroom full of Mongolians.

 

[Meat Target]

just reading those two words makes me envy the illiterate

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Kidnapped and forced to join the circus, come see the mammoth muslima

 

[Gentlebastard]

You will never convince me that this man isn't gay.

Quick reminder that no matter how bad shit gets not to kill yourself.

Given current birth rates there is a 27% chance you will be reincarnated as a jeet.

If you're a jeet, give it a shot. Odds are in your favor.

I didn't need to do much "parody" if she's doing my job for me.

I actually started watching him for quite a bit. Then after ten or twenty videos, it dawned on me, like a lightning bolt from beyond: wait a minute...I fucking HATE THIS GUY!

"Your Honor, I would like the record to reflect that Mr. Greer is all fucked up and his shit's all retarded."

"Sustained!"

 

[I'm Retarded?]

Instead, wow, the term "autistic" must really be watered down, because even as I start to call this "autistic" it feels inadequate, like you'd need to be the the OG real vanilla bean extract autism with a double-scoop of extra chromosomes to fall for these bots.

 

[Big Nasty]

Watching a pedo literally get his ass kicked to crazy frog is something else.

 

[Law]

Yeah not gonna lie, I have a burning hatred for musicians that plagues my soul.

Imagine the end of Downfall but with downies. Downiefall, if you will.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Another day, another thing to hate learned about this bleak planetary-scale Stanford experiment.

Are there actually any ethical companies making slutty club-wear style clothes in any size?

Toast your sesame seeds, you fucking mongoloid.