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[Big Brutus]

Sent at 2:32:56 AM ET / 7:36:56 AM UTC by user @Guns of the Gaytriots in General Chat:

does that thread have the op admitting to using ass napkins because his colon is blown out?

 

[Spectate]

Keffles taking down Kiwifarms was the moment to get you guys out of the basement.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

He's old, he's washed up, and the only thing anyone will say to him when he shows his face on streams is. "You raped your mom and are not Jesus."

The entire time. He was keeping tabs on the farms on his main account the entire time... What the fuck

everyone wants to be josh "null" moon until it's time to do josh "null" moon things

Not going to spoil much, but it does get a lot better. However, it also gets much, much worse.

"Trannies ruin everything" isn't just an adage, it's an agenda.

Degeneracy for sure is a very confusing and unpredictable subject.

You're better at drawing amputee porn that's for sure. I doubt anyone else here has even tried.

Nope. I'm better than you. I have the pink triangle. Only cool people get that.

Nobody pretends to be my friend. That is a serious crime.

 

[Ed Special]

From a video I just watched on some Civ 6 drama

A collection of cognitive biases unconvincingly masquerading as a human being

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

At least I've been to Japan. All of you are stuck in your mother's basement because the stairs cannot handle you're weight.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

People who liked me before are not supposed to hate me. Traitors will suffer and the farms will shut down.

 

[Crex Crex]

When you get raped by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault

What happens in Ruckersville should stay in Ruckersville.

This is so sad.

Also you're a faggot.

Dear diary, OP was a fag again today

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

You will be replaced by a singing, screaming cat and you will love it.

 

[CaddestSlown]

If I were going to be executed by the feds, I would request a fat asian hooker to sit on my face until I suffocated to death. Perhaps it's a bit barbaric, but it's better than getting popped into the stomach, and the bright side is it would be awkward for everyone to watch.

 

[Toothp!ck]

Autism already has a cure: abortion.

 

[frozen_runner]

If you have to ask, you have autism.

Hope is the first step towards disappointment.

I saw Destiny sucking a guy's dick.
I deserve reparations too.

ADB personally broke into my house and stole my 2000 point Tau army

Weird way to get back at your dad but okay.

Is there a separate (but equal) baby book you have to read if you've got a nigger baby?

The Jew fears the Red McDonalds roof

I always thought people of X was too cumbersome. For delineating race in writing, I propose people (Whites), "people" (most non-whites), (((people))) (Jews), peopre (Asians) and poople (Indians).

To avoid impure thoughts, the Vatican removed toiled paper from all toilets so the Pope doesn't need to entertain the idea of wiping his own ass.

If humanity started in fucking Michigan I'm ending it.

While considered a mid-late game area, you can actually dip into Lake Michigan right after arriving at Firelink for an early Fire Keeper soul.

italians are pizza niggers

The Holocaust was a social construct.

God I hate Ohio.

How much for a dozen pooner eggs?

what a horrifically depressing thread

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Luigi was bitch anyway, fucker hide behind a mask and try to used anonmility

 

[Windy Moors]

here's a single strand of cheese hanging from her hijab. it's mesmerising.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

Thank god, Nick's producing milk again

 

[Gentlebastard]

I wish we lived in the world they claim we do

Lethal Injection is all kinds of retarded. If you're going to do executions, hang the bastard. There are detailed charts showing how long the rope has to be so their neck breaks without ripping their head off.

Those don't sound like very smart people.

It's often said that gypsies are so hated that if Hitler exclusively targeted them there would've been statues of him all across Europe.

you could give a blind retard a gun, and maybe he won't even shoot it, and maybe he won't hit anything if he does pull the trigger. But maybe it's best to keep the gun away from the blind retard, yeah?

Hands greasy from uber-eats eritrean-chilean fusion spring rolls typed this.

So poor, he can't even afford punctuation marks.

Ancient China has never had extended periods of civil war. Sun Tah-Zu spent his days losing cook offs to General Tsao and his tasty chicken recipes.

By the many pleasurable appendages of Kali, it is true

I had a friend with a pet raccoon, it would always get in my purse and steal my cigarettes. She could open the zipper and everything, it was a pain in the ass.

No, child. Incorrect, infant. Wrong in every conceivable detail, little zygote. Patrick Tomlinson is a hardened, seasoned scholar of the Chinese martial arts, and he has earned a black belt in styles ranging from Chow Til Fat to Mushu Pork to Shanghai Noodle. You have been warned many countless hundreds of dozens of thousands times to cease all felony internet mockery, stalker. Enjoy the Wok.

"Come on and verbally debate me! NO NOT LIKE THAT"

I apologize in advance for the upcoming faggotry:

what a horrifically depressing thread

This post smells like funko pop collections and a very fat woman.

The guy’s pathology might boil down to being nothing more than a kind of four-dimensional stain upon the earth

It's ad nauseam not ad nauseum (which would be nearly grammatically meaningless).

I almost got mad at you for being a pedantic fag but then realized this is actually good information that I did not have so thank you.

I just assume everyone on Reddit is a pajeet or a tranny at this point. The more braggadocios the post the higher likelihood it's a pajeet, the more doomer the post the more likely it's a troon. Made the site way more fun to browse, it's like a game guessing which is which

He can make most women (and every jew in the world) cum by just show his latest bank statement.

if I had balls, they'd be a deep, dark blue from the amount of times he's teased music and never released it. I will never get my hopes up again.

Luckily the problem of having a padded room big enough to contain him solves itself, the room doesn't need to be padded if the fatso is.

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

KiwiFarms has some of the most obsessively rude people on the planet.

 

[Finger Pistols]

ЕБАНЫЙ НАСРАЛ МОИ БЛЯТЬ СУКА УШИ!!! АААААААААААА!!!!

NEVER DARE SPEAKING MY MOTHERTONGUE YOU MENTALLY HANDICAPPED RAPED BY AIDS RIDDLED GAYNIGGERS PEDOFAG!

 

[Spectate]

weird faggot at dusk.png

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

got ruined too thanks to that fat chick ramming him.

 

[Spectate]

Maybe the demon gave him this foresight?