💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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NaggotFigger said:
Checklist here:

Eternal TDS ✅
Consoomer and Disney shill ✅
Bitch tits ✅
Retarded takes ✅
1.7 GPA (1.2 GPA excluding PE) ✅
Ragepig ✅
Actual tough guy that definitely doesn't vandalize his own half-hovel. Not at all, stlaker child. :tomlinson: ✅
Good dad ❌
Muscular ❌
Manly ❌
Proficient at firearms ❌
Smart ❌
Renowned Sci-fi author ❌
Knows how to build a fence, protecting his grill, patio furniture, and his Samsung Galaxy S10 ❌

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And most importantly, Rick is very fat. And a unemployed white trash. And a butch lesbian.
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You know he's fucking stupid when he's that fat and yet PE raised his GPA lmfao
 
Stealthy threats.
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Sexual Chocolate said:
"I've read Sun Tzu, child. :smug:" - man who was mugged at Chubby's Cheesesteaks.
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No, child. Incorrect, infant. Wrong in every conceivable detail, little zygote. Patrick Tomlinson is a hardened, seasoned scholar of the Chinese martial arts, and he has earned a black belt in styles ranging from Chow Til Fat to Mushu Pork to Shanghai Noodle. You have been warned many countless hundreds of dozens of thousands times to cease all felony internet mockery, stalker. Enjoy the Wok. :grab::tomlinson:
 
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Stealthy threats.
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Curious, had he ever threatened the so-called criminal stalking cult with his wife before? I see he's been kind of doing that more recently now:
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Grind the pig down and it dares to squeal along the lines of "Niki is the key to all of this, because she's a better wife than I've ever had before, stalker."
 
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FinnSven said:
I should imagine it does.

Traitors must have been a concept for as long as any kind of tribal organization existed.

Or is he one of these idiots who can’t convince of humans being pretty much the same as they are now in base humanity, thus early people were all noble and pure until European Imperialism?
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With my amazing skills of basic googling, I decided to find a concrete example of betrayal Sun Tzu could have known.

Duke Zhuang of Zheng who lived from 743 to 701 BC. Here's how wikipedia describes his early life. Nice happy family backstabbing.

Born as the first of two sons and groomed for the throne, Zheng's mother nevertheless preferred her second son, the reason being that she suffered through an extraordinarily painful time when giving birth to Zheng. When Duke Zheng ascended to the dukedom over the violent objections of his mother, she began plotting to get Gongshu Duan into power. First she asked Zheng to give Gongshu Duan the city of Duan as a fiefdom. Duan, at that time, was the second largest city in Zheng, and was a very important fortress indeed. Zheng was extremely reluctant to give away that piece of land, and indeed his courtiers begged him to reject the proposal, but out of courtesy for his mother he agreed.

Seeing that her plan was going well, Zheng's mother urged Duan to build walls, stockpile arms and recruit mercenaries to the rebel cause. Soon news of all this began to reach the capital, and it was clear to everybody what was going to happen. Zheng's ministers urgently reported the news to Zheng, urging him to retake Duan from Gongshu before it was too late. However, Zheng dismissed these proposals, stating that he found no fault in Gongshu Duan, and besides, it could not be proved that he was plotting a coup, instead of just merely reinforcing the border. Besides, he said that Gongshu Duan was his brother, and he could not take up arms against him.

Soon King Zheng had left the dukedom to Luoyang for some diplomatic matters; his mother soon wrote a letter to Duan, ordering him to revolt now and she would open the gates of the capital for him. So Gongshu Duan revolted against Duke Zheng, and not long after he was under the capital walls. It seemed as if Zheng was finished.

Duke Zhuang defeated Gongshu Duan at Yan (north of present-day Yanling County) during the summer in the fifth month of 722 BC. On the 23rd day of the fifth month, Gongshu Duan fled to Gong.

Sun Tzu lived approximately from 544 BC to 496 BC, so he could reasonably know about this very basic human concept. Therefore, Pat should eat shit.
 
Totes Retar said:
Curious, had he ever threatened the so-called criminal stalking cult with his wife before? I see he's been kind of doing that more recently now:
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Grind the pig down and it dares to squeal along the lines of "Niki is the key to all of this, because she's a better wife than I've ever had before, stalker."
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Is this an indication that Niki has been questioning the future of their relationship?

100% speculation as I am not a stalker child or a pest who breached the half hovel and hid a microphone in the fart couch.
This lolsuit was off to a pretty smooth start but now that the city has thrown a spanner in the pepperoni grinder, perhaps Niki has got a touch of the old cold feet?
I know it’s been pointed out that Wisconsin holds a spouse liable for spousal debt and legal chicanery, and we know that Niki certainly understands this.

Maybe she hasn’t said she would leave him out loud, but maybe he has overheard her talking to her mother over the phone?

Or, even more ego wounding for the man of pig, he has overheard her expressing concern about his mental state to family or friends?

He doesn’t give a fuck about “stalkers” and children on the internet speculating that he is a madman off his trolley, but his devoted vagina on demand can’t possibly think he is starting to loose his marbles.

In any case, I think whatever this new pig issue is, it mostly involves Niki and their future as a couple.
 
FinnSven said:
Is this an indication that Niki has been questioning the future of their relationship?
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My guess it’s more like Nikki is going to claim the pests want to rape her and she’s been forced to undertake grrrl power self-defence classes, which the city should have to pay for.
 
AntiSchwuletteAktion said:
Calling bullshit on Pat's historical literacy: He claims that Master Sun Wu （孫武子）, who apparently lived during the Warring States period, could not conceive of a treasonous lord. I'm not an expert on the period, but I can't believe that in that clusterfuck there was never a leader of a faction that changed allegiances. I might go read Art of War again to see if the text directly contradicts him, because that would be funny.
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There's also the issue that Emperors aren't voted in. King Helu also tried to rape Bo Ying but she managed to fight him off. If I recall his younger brother led a rebellion only to lose. Qin would later come in and beat Helu (Bo Ying is a daughter of Qin noble) Despite writing a book on war that is still followed to this day, Sun Wu didn't win too many battles. Mostly because his lord (Helu) was an idiot.
 
Piggle Rick said:
My guess it’s more like Nikki is going to claim the pests want to rape her and she’s been forced to undertake grrrl power self-defence classes, which the city should have to pay for.
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Why would that make him sound paranoid and make out she could beat up said pests?

He would be more gloating and antagonistic if that was the plan.

His childing on Twitter does seem to serve a purpose of allowing him to convince himself that his delusions are true.
Reiterating to the pests that his wife is 100% behind him would compensate for overhearing that she is getting sick of his fruitless attempts at ending trolls while granting them both infinite money and eternal respect.
 
oopsie doodle said:
I can't believe what I'm hearing. Firefighter Badger is a peach, sir, a PEACH!
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Granted, the gay porn bit isn't his best. But I'm giving Badger the benefit of the doubt and assuming he's using his thinkin' meats on other, better priorities. Such as taking care of his Little Baby Infant Child and his hot wife with the big beefers.

Frankly, it's a miracle in and of itself that a convincing Patrick S Tomlinson lookalike was found in TWO separate pornos - the gay one and the straight one - and that the female partner in the latter production actually passes for Nikki as well. You may not like to look at the subject matter, but the fact it exists is too funny.
 
femoralcanal said:
What a weird and yet perfect way to convey the feeling emanating from that picture. Well done.


I edited it. Fortunately it's pretty easy to find those aberrations at libgen.

On another note:

Msnbc just gave the boot to the 5 time winner of the "Most Racist Woman on TV" award, Joy Reid. Not gonna lie, the schadenfreude I'm enjoying right now feels pretty great. I'm sure Pat is sad such a distinguished madam lost her job.

Anyways, I was watching a compilation of her most unhinged meltdowns, and they showed a guy mocking her on the street for wearing a "Trump Wig".
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Then, at 12:04:
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No way! It's him, the living legend: the recipient of THE VERY FIRST CHILDING EVER RECORDED!
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That America, son :smug: is Patrick’s marvel moment lmao I can’t stop watching it he’s so smug but you can tell his heart is racing from the confrontation because he’s spazzing out and jerking his camera awkwardly, and the meek little breathy no, child, oh my goodness this is pure D cringe right into my veins.
 
rusty shackleford 1 said:
That America, son :smug: is Patrick’s marvel moment lmao I can’t stop watching it he’s so smug but you can tell his heart is racing from the confrontation because he’s spazzing out and jerking his camera awkwardly, and the meek little breathy no, child, oh my goodness this is pure D cringe right into my veins.
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It's all so performative with no understanding of what he is doing.
The reason leftys would take pictures of "nazi's" was because they didn't want to be identified. This guy is livestreaming himself. Yet Pat makes a 'show' of photographing him for his "activism".
When posed any questions or asked why he was there he has nothing to say other than a childing and action movie pat lines as he scurrys off.

This is the convention that was being protested for the pedo stuff going on in Scifi and Pat was here to counter protest against that.
He also claims that it was so filled with "Nazi's" that they were chanting "blood and honor" . Yet pat as no video evidence despite his phone in hand 24/7, no other person of either side has ever claimed it happened and no media reports of it ever happening.
 
FinnSven said:
Is this an indication that Niki has been questioning the future of their relationship?

100% speculation as I am not a stalker child or a pest who breached the half hovel and hid a microphone in the fart couch.
This lolsuit was off to a pretty smooth start but now that the city has thrown a spanner in the pepperoni grinder, perhaps Niki has got a touch of the old cold feet?
I know it’s been pointed out that Wisconsin holds a spouse liable for spousal debt and legal chicanery, and we know that Niki certainly understands this.

Maybe she hasn’t said she would leave him out loud, but maybe he has overheard her talking to her mother over the phone?

Or, even more ego wounding for the man of pig, he has overheard her expressing concern about his mental state to family or friends?

He doesn’t give a fuck about “stalkers” and children on the internet speculating that he is a madman off his trolley, but his devoted vagina on demand can’t possibly think he is starting to loose his marbles.

In any case, I think whatever this new pig issue is, it mostly involves Niki and their future as a couple.
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We are so jaded because it’s just so fuckin funny etc but on a real, human level- Pat has been awful to and for her, and I don’t even consider his crude twitter posts or the devastating financial consequences when I say that. He tilts at windmills all day long that autistically comb for every selfie of his wife and meme her to fuck and back while dissecting all the precise and exact ways that she is fat and they will not have sex with her. This is years of the shit, he doesn’t consider how being mocked for her looks, her work and appearances etc has absolutely worn her down. I guarantee Niki could give a fuck about “I’m so sorries” the way Pat does, no doubt her soul is crushed to fine powder and pressed into SSRIs and valtrex.
 
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