random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[CaddestSlown]

you cucks firmly believe that american styled free expression is harmful, especially if its something innocent and fun like sieg heiling and denying the holocaust

 

[Dr. Butt]

Please let this be real

 

[Fathomless Eminence]

Are you a nigger worshiper, are you pro niggers in anime?

 

[Dr. Butt]

Did you know cars run on gasoline and not driver's licenses?

I hearted but are you gay?

 

[Maki Harukawa]

"SOMEBODY FUCK MY DEAD BODY BECAUSE IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF"

 

[RomanianSchizo]

FUCKING HELP ME MY BALLS ARE CAUGHT IN THE DOOR FUCKING HELP IT HURTS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

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[UERISIMILITUDO]

I'm pretty sure I was watching some video about slime molds solving mazes and this is where it gets fuzzy but I make the connection between slime molds and people who make roblox porn somehow and voila.

Here's some inane stuff that entertained me.

Sure thing, did you screenshot my rants today? they were pretty good.

I really do fucking hate you homos.

This is 2025, I want my information now. I want videos of it happening on watchpeopledie, I want to see autopsy photos because I sure as hell am not going to care about this in March.

Has it ever occurred to these people that they're actually really fucking stupid?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

All the alien ladies would tell him how masculine, intelligent, and fit he is as he sweats, clearly thinking lustful thoughts about all the hot dogs sitting uneaten at the craft services table.

 

[Cnidarian]

Yeah, I also hate it when people say "my wife" like do you even legally own your wife, my man? Did you even purchase her from a Khanate merchant after he abducted her from across the Black Sea? Are you legally allowed to beat her to death for disobedience? Just say "the wife who I live in the same house with," smh

 

[Dr. Butt]

(and others too, but this is a discussion about Creepy Bird Dick)

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

I really liked this post.

My school tried that but they couldn't get prisoners so they just had underground wrestlers come in and tell us about the dangers of cage wrestling and taking chairs to the back of the head.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

obviously this tragic air disaster was a result of the pilot having insufficient amounts of anal sex

 

[Aunt Carol]

Kpop guys got hella bitches and they look gay as fuck

 

[Kirk Van Houten]

That's usually how I look in the ER, that one time I was at my house then woke up 3 days later in a hospital with a tube shoved up my cock my first instinct was "whoa this would make a killer selfie"

 

[Meiwaku]

From the People who ruined their Life thread. Where it started and how it ended.

>Twin 1 falls in love with a blonde white girl

>Twin 1 gets released from the mental asylum and starts living in a house in the woods, which was either previously abandoned, or he simply does not pay rent for.

 

[Wodanaz]

Now I am not into rap music, so I know Akon best as the guy who groped a 15 year old on stage, but I guess there are people who like that shit

 

[Gentlebastard]

He's going about this all wrong. Don't be a counter-racist fuck cuck, be a chad racist hatefucker.

You can't do any activism whatsoever without signing off on GAY HOMO NONSENSE and while I love the trees as much as the lorax I hate trannies more

Shortly after taking this photo, he inserted the entire cat into his rectum. RIP snuggles the cat.

That's exactly what a vampire controlling the world from the shadows would say. Post canine teeth, Vladimir.

I think I've done it. I've found the most Reddit post imaginable that doesn't involve molesting children.

Was India really a centuries-long Nurglite ritual this entire time?

"obviously this tragic air disaster was a result of the pilot having insufficient amounts of anal sex"

This is the only time in my life I've been jealous of Liz Fong Jones... imagine, the mercy of having impaired vision, would mean you would never have to see that

Being this fucking retard should be illegal and punishable by public execution

Yes, that’s right, your tax dollars paid for (and continues to pay for) the antics of CWC and will continue to do so, likely for the remainder of his life.

 

[AnOminous]

"My life was laid on display at the climax"

Nick Cuckieta talking about how much he loved being cucked.

 

[Charred Dinosaur]

"Ooga booga bigger number of thing means bigger number of bad thing with it unga bunga marvel disney elizabeth warren's froopy vagina"