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💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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That’s tiny baby infant child to you!2 pages left until 4030, and 12 pages left until 4040, and 22 pages left until 4050... child.
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I remember page 1488 like it was yesterday, good times were had by all, how fat this thread has gotten is amazing. Or in other words:2 pages left until 4030, and 12 pages left until 4040, and 22 pages left until 4050... child.
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Drama and also because the emotional attachments may cloud the lawyers judgment and not make the best decisions for his client. It's the same with doctors. it's not that you can't, it's that you probably shouldn't.
Unless, ofc, you're so much more qualified than other available professionals that the risk is worth it.
And if we take Leslie's word, Jenrick is fucked. I say ignore Piggy's counsel, Queen Les. Slay that bacon!
In my humble opinion, this picture and the fake Canyon Boykin audios Jenrick sent the police are severely underated pieces for Felony Mocking. I mean... that voice! Those gay legs turned inward like some tranny trying to hide a faucet's mini bulge! "FOOT SNUGGIES"???
Come on man, now you're just doing this on purpose.
Edit: I forgot another criminally underused gem. Notice how meek and feminine he sounds when he's caught off guard. The though guy façade really is just a mask.
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Little piggy Jenny is butthurt because he didn’t want to accept accountability on Quasi at all. Sad little piggy goes oink oink squeal squeal like having prezzies in Christmas that doesn’t match your standards.
Beautiful.
Singing? All I hear was high-pitched squealing, grunting and yelling. Like when he yells at the cops:
“BECAUSE NONE OF YOU HAVE LISTENED IN THREE GODDAMN YEAAARS!!!! SHUT UP!!!
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA!? IT’s MoRe tHan ONCE!!!
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This is so unbelievably awful, even by the "below the floor" standard of Patrick's attempts at comedy. Genuinely, there are snuff films funnier than this post. I cringed so hard reading this embarrassing garbage that my face ended up coming out of my asshole. I'm pretty sure they banned posts like this back in WWII. Just awful, awful stuff.
Also: fat. Very fat. I'd be remiss if I didn't mention that.
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Not direct pig herding, but very much part of the Pigverse, Brotherwoman RobertMewler posted an old bit I had never seen before! It's really impressive how creative the Funsters can be.
Enjoy.
If anyone ever writes that fabled continuation to Dante's The Divine Comedy (aka Tiny Tim goes to Hell) I hope they put a very detailed description of the 10th layer. It is a special place reserved for the torture of those guilty of the crime of feloniously associating with Jennifer while in public.
Enjoy.
If anyone ever writes that fabled continuation to Dante's The Divine Comedy (aka Tiny Tim goes to Hell) I hope they put a very detailed description of the 10th layer. It is a special place reserved for the torture of those guilty of the crime of feloniously associating with Jennifer while in public.
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I assume he means the Stauffenberg assassination-attempt.
Calling Stauffenberg and his fellow officers "Nazis" is factually wrong, Stauffenberg declined joining the NSDAP, and they were central resistance members inside the Wehrmacht.
They would only be Nazis in the contemporary, leftist usage of the word, which means that they were racist, sexist and antisemitic. Which would also make prominent figures and leaders of literally every government in the WW2 era "Nazis". Including the literal communists.
I know, everyone is a Nazi in Patrick's feeble mind, but that is really fucking annoying even for an American ignoramus.
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(I'm double posting on purpose because this one has nothing to do with the above).
Leslie and Piggy's back and forth from the last 2 days is still ongoing, and it is almost reaching the epic levels of their 3 day-long first interaction:
Ok, I just need to interject here, just for a bit.
Edit - Oh yeah, I forgot:
She said the thing!
Leslie and Piggy's back and forth from the last 2 days is still ongoing, and it is almost reaching the epic levels of their 3 day-long first interaction:
Ok, I just need to interject here, just for a bit.
More than once I was guilty of powerleveling in this thread (I really try to keep it to a minimum because I feel like an asshole).
I don't know how hard it is to become a psychiatrist in the US, but in my country it is one the hardest residencies to get into. Hundreds of doctors have to compete for 1 or 2 spots. After you get in, it's another 3 years until you're qualified to properly diagnose someone.
And then comes this piece of shit and thinks because mommy is a psychologist, he aquired her knowledge by pure osmosis (nevermind the fact psychologists are not doctors and therefore -at least im my country- cannot give a psychiatric diagnosis). So Jen knows what he is saying and CAN diagnose her. Ok.
To make matters worse, in the very next tweet he says she is not qualified to give him a diagnosis because she didn't personally examine him...
God sometimes I really hate his fat ass.
I don't know how hard it is to become a psychiatrist in the US, but in my country it is one the hardest residencies to get into. Hundreds of doctors have to compete for 1 or 2 spots. After you get in, it's another 3 years until you're qualified to properly diagnose someone.
And then comes this piece of shit and thinks because mommy is a psychologist, he aquired her knowledge by pure osmosis (nevermind the fact psychologists are not doctors and therefore -at least im my country- cannot give a psychiatric diagnosis). So Jen knows what he is saying and CAN diagnose her. Ok.
To make matters worse, in the very next tweet he says she is not qualified to give him a diagnosis because she didn't personally examine him...
God sometimes I really hate his fat ass.
Edit - Oh yeah, I forgot:
She said the thing!
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Would you believe me if I said I didn't? I was actually waiting until she finished the remaining days of the week to post the whole batch lol. Anyways the cat is out of the bag so here's Saturday's forecast!
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Wait, so now the Leslie x Patrick war has devolved into both of them saying "muh mentals are worse than yur mentals"? Yikes... pull up, Lez, pull up. Take a couple days off, you deserve it. I'm sure Badger and Kyle can handle things just fine in your absence.
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LESLAAAAAAAAAAY has an entire tourist megaresort rent-free in big fat Pat's small head. Not even the most deranged Pests verbally destroy Rick on a regular basis the way Leslie does.
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Shortly after taking this photo, he inserted the entire cat into his rectum. RIP snuggles the cat.
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And enjoy your 20 min poop break.
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Creepy Web Chronicles has the easiest Job in the world. For like a cobes/dsp detractor they have to sludge through pure slop Christory-tubers are so incestuous they might as well be lining up for some Barbussy,Cyraxx and Andy Ditch archivists are wrestling with literal demons. With Rick he just constantly gets into new spats like bottles down his throat.
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14 flag emojis in a tweet? Literally Hitler, and other dumb takes.
Won't someone think of our brave chemically dependent eunuchs manning desks behind the front lines?
Won't someone think of our brave chemically dependent eunuchs manning desks behind the front lines?
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Felony flag posting child, enjoy the existence of our people and a future for white children
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I usually don't approve or endorse any of this kind of aloggery, but this was just fucking hilarious. Golf clap.Not direct pig herding, but very much part of the Pigverse, Brotherwoman RobertMewler posted an old bit I had never seen before! It's really impressive how creative the Funsters can be.
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If anyone ever writes that fabled continuation to Dante's The Divine Comedy (aka Tiny Tim goes to Hell) I hope they put a very detailed description of the 10th layer. It is a special place reserved for the torture of those guilty of the crime of feloniously associating with Jennifer while in public.
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Because she,unlike the pests,floats around the same bubble as Rick. The Post Obama Herstory type crowd,only difference is she knows he's an obese wolf in sheep's clothing. She knows he's projecting his own sexism and miserable attitude onto da chuds and trolls,which is why "Trumplinson" is such an effective button to press. She knows how to get at him because on a metaphysical level they're cut from the same cloth. Lez represents how Jen wants to be seen as and Jen represents what Lez could be if she allowed her more impulsive vindictive side to win, I'd she felt the urge to argue with everyone the right of her constantly. Joker and Batman really.