random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Burnt Effigy]

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If shaming on social media does not work, then tell me what does, because I'm out of ideas.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

This thread reinforces my hate for niggers, trannies, autists, and nigger tranny autists

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

transgender sex workers teach India’s truckers about Aids

 

[Brain Power]

Never gonna get my Steam dox, FAGGOT! FAGGOT! FAGGOT!

 

[Meat Target]

Autoerotic asphyxiation is also only for cool LA people, too. It's also only cool kids who dress up as a cow and get fucked in the ass.

Incidentally, it's pretty cool and gangster to get drunk and high on stream while you're on parole. Only cool kids do that.

 

[Poonocchio]

It sounds like a small thing until you have to call your dad and tell him that you blew a tranny in his car.

 

[Meat Target]

For your information, it's chidori, an advanced concept that the baka gaijin like you wouldn't understand. (That physically hurt to type.)

 

[Aunt Carol]

Jack is such a tool it's almost instinctive to disagree with whatever he said no matter how factual or correct it is.

 

[UnFuNnYmEmE]

Really sorry you were misled about that job, though. I would have been pretty disappointed on my first day at the boning warehouse.

 

[CEO of Gay]

yes that is 500 pages of wood facts

 

[mobilefagging]

I think we broke gone_cucking fans.
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"Ok so you know the CEO killer Luigi Mangione? What if we just did that with fuckin, uhm, with the CEO of Kiwi Farms? It's not a bad idea if you don't like the site."

William is currently in a live space arguing with a bunch of tards.

https://x.com/i/spaces/1dRJZdYODOVKB

tldr.mp4

"Are we citing Kiwi Farms again? Can we all just acknowledge that's like a fucking anti-semitic site? ISRAEL IS OUR GREATEST ALLY!"

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Marty is gonna get busted for sexting a minor?
Nigger he dead, hes getting sexted in the ass by john wayne gacy in hell, with one of those brick sized phones.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I haven't been marking every post autistic, just the ones I think are retarded. Yours, unfortunately, I've found to be pretty retarded on the whole. Hell, I've even liked some and marked others as informative. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got about 1000 more pages to read through until I'm caught up.

I thank God daily he did not burden me with the autism that makes me want to change gender or care about what stickers strangers on the Internet give me.

 

[Tablet County]

My guess is 4chan considering the HWNDU anons used actual astronomy to keep dividing Shia Lebouf.

 

[Gentlebastard]

That'd probably work on me if the girl wasn't a deathfat. I'm attracted to crazy women, and she'd have to be crazy to do this to a sperg like me.

Whoever made and or funded this needs to be locked in a small bamboo cage and poked with sticks.

This is my fault. I had been starting to think that I hated journalists enough. I tempted fate, and this is the result.

Furry culture secretly being funded by the government to destroy America is not only plausible, it's likely.

We need a Mccarthyism Red Scare, but for weeding out secret furries

This is why the only interracial porn I watch is when a white guy fucks a black woman. It's what the Founders wanted. Just ask Jefferson.

Advanced Racism: a Practical Guide for Grade Schoolers

Edit: and yes that is 500 pages of wood facts.

 

[Hamstirer]

I stopped dating guys when I realised I was straight.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Its basic decency to pay a cheap hooker for the delightful blumpkin she gave you in the McDonalds disabled bathroom

 

[Sawamura Simp]

The normal person has specific image in their mind's eye of what 15th century Bohemia is. And it contains 0 Gay Niggers from Outer Space.

MR PRESIDENT PLEASE FIRE THE TESLA TORPEDOS AT THE MASTERCARD/VISA HQ

Send in fat coked up Mel coated in brave heart paint. He’ll solve this problem.

Lunatic Troon Philosophy Tube, in face of genocide happening, bravely injects himself with HRT on TikTok

I am here for the winning train and relevant news not for you fucking niggers to discuss shitty musicians, animated boobs, or chicken welfare.

Spoiler: Bonus

With the exception of the N64 and Gameboy Color, all the good Nintendo consoles came out under a republican.

 

[Law]

You laugh now but you won't be so jolly when they wheel out big chief Donga in his assault wheelchair to add one more to his undefeated wrestle wrestle streak for superberries from his magic fireplace.

I don't know what this means, but it made me laugh so hard I teared up.

 

[Space Police]

To be frank, dad was fed up with him beforehand since Caden kept posting nudes/sex videos all over the Internet just to anger him.