💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Fatty: DEEP STATE BAD
Also fatty: ELON TAKING OVER TREASURY AND ALL GOVERNMENT AGENCIES GOOD

What a fat hypocritical retard

 

[Quixotic Man]

I found the underwear Jack bought to be interesting. Besides looking like something you might wear to the gay spa, it looks awful.

Sure enough, cheap chinkshit. $1.94 per pair on aliexpress. Probably the reason it runs so small since it is meant to fit a Chinese body.

Amazon:


Ali Express:


Notice the same model on the Aliexpress page.

 

[AnOminous]

This utter homo probably only even bought that shit after jerking off to the dudes in the aliexpress page.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I found the underwear Jack bought to be interesting. Besides looking like something you might wear to the gay spa, it looks awful.

Sure enough, cheap chinkshit. $1.94 per pair on aliexpress. Probably the reason it runs so small since it is meant to fit a Chinese body.

Amazon:
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Ali Express:
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Notice the same model on the Aliexpress page.

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Of course it's not going to fit him.

Those guys are buff and in shape. Fatty's a freaking bowling ball.

What did he mean by this

She's open carrying.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

I'm a little surprised Jack would watch a movie starring Jamie Foxx, lol

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I'm a little surprised Jack would watch a movie starring Jamie Foxx, lol

"TOO POLITICAL"

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack wants an entire city to not have any money because they didn't crack on grafiti done by someone fedposting



Soying out over the greatness of the new government



Jack thinks an agency for foreign aid was used to pay celebrities for campaign concerts



He really is still on about this



Giddy for 2028



Celebrating his pastor and acting like he does stuff that isn't be an obnoxious asshole

 

[Shartavius]

I Corinthians 6:19-20 KJV

"What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's."

Now that he is almost entirely crippled in mind and body, Jack is prepared to fulfill gud's mission for him: To film himself eating for tax purposes, lie about eating even more than what he filmed, and to celebrate the misfortunes of all who deserve them on the basis of not being him.

 

[Autism Doesn't Rock]

Jack wants an entire city to not have any money because they didn't crack on grafiti done by someone fedposting

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Soying out over the greatness of the new government

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Jack thinks an agency for foreign aid was used to pay celebrities for campaign concerts

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He really is still on about this

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Giddy for 2028

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Celebrating his pastor and acting like he does stuff that isn't be an obnoxious asshole

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You're supposed to make Jack look like a lolcow, but wanting Seattle to be defunded is actually based. Probably should have left that out.

 

[Danny.exe]

You're supposed to make Jack look like a lolcow, but wanting Seattle to be defunded is actually based. Probably should have left that out.

If Jack says something that sounds funny or agreeable, it's because someone more popular/important/comprehensible said it first

 

[Autism Doesn't Rock]

If Jack says something that sounds funny or agreeable, it's because someone more popular/important/comprehensible said it first

Yeah, or he just fundamentally misunderstood something. But a broken dog has the sun shine on its ass twice a day.

 

[Super Hans v2]

You're supposed to make Jack look like a lolcow, but wanting Seattle to be defunded is actually based. Probably should have left that out.

Context matters. He hates blacks, Palestinians, Mexicans (anybody not a WASP or eyetalian, really), gays, lefties, atheists, Muslims, vegans, Big Pharma, techbros, West Coasters, and all the other groups that you have to dunk on to establish your based bona fides. Then the guy proclaiming all this is, in a few words, a white nigger.

 

[Autism Doesn't Rock]

Context matters. He hates blacks, Palestinians, Mexicans (anybody not a WASP or eyetalian, really), gays, lefties, atheists, Muslims, vegans, Big Pharma, techbros, West Coasters, and all the other groups that you have to dunk on to establish your based bona fides. Then the guy proclaiming all this is, in a few words, a white nigger.

Quite the conundrum.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Context matters. He hates blacks, Palestinians, Mexicans (anybody not a WASP or eyetalian, really), gays, lefties, atheists, Muslims, vegans, Big Pharma, techbros, West Coasters, and all the other groups that you have to dunk on to establish your based bona fides. Then the guy proclaiming all this is, in a few words, a white nigger.

Not to mention Jack himself fedposts a lot yet he is shaking his rattle about someone else doing it

 

[Tiresome]

Not to mention Jack himself fedposts a lot yet he is shaking his rattle about someone else doing it

He's the Hobo King of hypocrites. The asshole rails against SHURGURR except when he's pounding milkshake-acinos or Crumbl cookies, he's screaming against engagement farming except when he's demanding everyone's favorite mix-in for mac and cheese. Literally everything he's ever taken a firm stance against, he means "for everyone except me."

 

[Aunt Carol]

What did he mean by this

lesbians have always been able to buy bread dumbass


...wait. Bread. That's not carnivore! Jack will have to pull out his own shootin' iron and square off in the aisle.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

You're supposed to make Jack look like a lolcow, but wanting Seattle to be defunded is actually based. Probably should have left that out.

So you'd be fine with red states losing their federal welfare when Bubba shoots a black guy and gets off the hook for it? It's the same concept just you are fine with this one because Fox News told your boomer ass that Seattle is bad. You're not much different than Jack Scalfatty

Although red states losing their federal funding would be pretty based

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

If Jack says something that sounds funny or agreeable, it's because someone more popular/important/comprehensible said it first

Jack is such a tool it's almost instinctive to disagree with whatever he said no matter how factual or correct it is.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Context matters. He hates blacks, Palestinians, Mexicans (anybody not a WASP or eyetalian, really), gays, lefties, atheists, Muslims, vegans, Big Pharma, techbros, West Coasters, and all the other groups that you have to dunk on to establish your based bona fides. Then the guy proclaiming all this is, in a few words, a white nigger.

I'd love to drop his ass in Detroit.

 

[Adamska]

Although red states losing their federal funding would be pretty based

Jack tard rages and dies when the corn subsidy's cut after the tarriffs buttfuck the farming states like the Dakotas, and HFCS spikes in price. Either that or Karens out over food prices in general spike.

That does in retrospect sound pretty funny.