💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

If he put on his knees and had a gun to his head with the person shouting "ADMIT NORM IS FUNNY NOW!" do you think he would? Would the true underlying survival instincts sad sack of shit take over or would he be defiant to the end and say "Norm is not funny, child, and in fact his estate owes me an apology."

Any attempt to take Pat's ego down a peg would be met with the same kind of absurd stubbornness as the pioneer village guys in South Park. Plus he's got what must be the biggest case of main character syndrome the world has ever seen.

He is an actual tough guy, stalker, and you will noT break character, or you will enjoy prison.

The problem with gauging Pat's level of self-awareness is that he really has never publicly displayed any of it. On some level he more than likely does have some, but he publicly has avoided ever showing any of it because it would be taking an L in his mind. This is a guy who literally swung at cops despite knowing full well he could be arrested for it. I am also always reminded of that time he was tricked into doing an interview by a troll years ago. After spending the whole interview obviously thinking this guy was on his side, he immediately pretended that he knew all along and that it was him that getting one over on the troll the second he realized what was going on.

The difference between him and other egomaniacs on this site is that with others I have seen them drop the act at the times. They let their guard down and accidentally reveal to us that they know their personalities are full of shit, that they are just coping mechanism for the misery and insecurity. Pat really has never done that. The only evidence I can really latch onto of him dropping the act is when he finally was dragged into court and decided to pay what he was ordered to pay to Quasi. That to me is the only time where Pat indirectly revealed he knows he isn't the god he pretends he is. There are higher powers of authority that he has to follow and that he isn't always in the right.

 

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Stalkers found the poop-knife
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Several of Patrick's literary critics alerted AirBnB and (for some reason) Minnesota's health department about this egregious health code violation.

Reportedly, AirBnB has dispatched their top Butt-Knife inspector, Shane Noakes, to investigate.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Several of Patrick's literary critics alerted AirBnB and (for some reason) Minnesota's health department about this egregious health code violation.

There is no bigger insult to a Wisconsinite than to call them an Minnesotan.

 

[NaggotFigger]

34-day break, I offer thine, a near-Valentine special. Big effortpost ahead.




ENJOY PRISON - 2025 NEAR-VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL

Spoiler: 2/1 - 31/1

The total is a whopping 1966 in total. Add in January 1st's 9, we have:
1966 + 9 = 1975
Bigger, fatter, and gayer the more time goes on. Good job, stupid!

Spoiler: 1/2 - 6/2

229 enjoy prisons in total.

Add in:
1975 + 229 = 2204


You are going to prison, Atalker.
You are mentally ill, stlaker.
You have been instructed many hundreds of times, to cease poking fun on my body or report on how terminally online am I. Continue to do so constitutes felony body shaming, ruining my personal space and holiday and cyberstalking harrassment. Wait quietly for the knock, quietly is key.

You.
Will.

 

[Toy Soldier]

GUYS, YOU GOTTA GET YOUR WARPAINT ON AND GO FIGHT THE CHUDS IN THE STREETS EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE DISABLED!

 

[break these cuffs]

GUYS, YOU GOTTA GET YOUR WARPAINT ON AND GO FIGHT THE CHUDS IN THE STREETS EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE DISABLED!

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Fuck. I used all my paint saving Ukraine from fascism, now I don't have any to fight it at home. Please with some Fat Faggot With Bitch Tits please save me?

 

[Louis Beans]

Of course not, child. Marching is meaningless in Trump's America. Tweeting fatly from your couch is the only way to resist Orange Hitler.
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Stlaker Occupied Government

 

[Maude Snew]

Reportedly, AirBnB has dispatched their top Butt-Knife inspector, Shane Noakes, to investigate.

Dispatched on what, unless they got Atlas himself to give porky a piggyback ride there isn't a vehicle or person able to carry his fat ass, least of all Shane himself, who I hear gets winded trying to turn over on his shitty bed he managed to scam out of some poor company, he has to do it a bit at a time.

GUYS, YOU GOTTA GET YOUR WARPAINT ON AND GO FIGHT THE CHUDS IN THE STREETS EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE DISABLED!

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You laugh now but you won't be so jolly when they wheel out big chief Donga in his assault wheelchair to add one more to his undefeated wrestle wrestle streak for superberries from his magic fireplace.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I am laughing so fucking hard right now.....I got a fucking pile of paperwork to do and tears are running down my face at piggynippy threatening to go on a general strike to fight the SOG (Stalkerchild Occupied Government)

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I'M WORKIN ON IT!

I love how America is simultaneously OCCUPIED and fascism is here to stay, child. No more elections, child. The country is filled with racist chuds who despise the darkies. America doesn’t exist, child. But also! Nobody can fuck with America, child. I don’t know who’s more retarded - random blue sky user making nebulous threats to civilians that if they don’t Do Something (?) then other countries will invade! And it’ll be messy!! (Isn’t that what Pat wants? Stop the bleed by any means necessary?) or Pat who gets offended by the notion while royal we-ing about leading the resistance. lol pats whole thing is that nobody is doing anything.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I love how America is simultaneously OCCUPIED and fascism is here to stay, child.

More and more pests need to reply to ricky's hyperventilating about how they can't do shit to protest or even speak up because the Gestapo will take them away to the concentration camps forever.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

More and more pests need to reply to ricky's hyperventilating about how they can't do shit to protest or even speak up because the Gestapo will take them away to the concentration camps forever.

That’s the best part. Vague “hold the line” and “get yer warpaint on after having a little cry” he never instructs his servants on what IS effective, he just shits on anyone doing anything at all, however misguided and retarded. He’s above it all and can see five steps ahead, but he never tells the children how to resist. leave no one standing or whatever I guess.

 

[Imposteroak]

Fastpeoplesearch says Pat is 44 while Kyle is 41. Maybe it's my autism, but little brother or baby brother is reserved for a bigger difference in age and it's fucking gay to keep hamfisting "little brother" every time Kyle is mentioned. Any little brother Atalker childs want to weigh in?

A bit late and fruity but yeah this is weird. My younger brother is around the same age gap and the only time I refer to him that way is for clarification. Otherwise we are just brothers.
I would rack this up to being one of his tomtism quirks.

 

[RiceofSkywalker]

The only evidence I can really latch onto of him dropping the act is when he finally was dragged into court and decided to pay what he was ordered to pay to Quasi. That to me is the only time where Pat indirectly revealed he knows he isn't the god he pretends he is. There are higher powers of authority that he has to follow and that he isn't always in the right.

I'm not sure if I would count that. Someone correct me if I'm misremembering, but wasn't Rick tweeting from Hoolies or some other bar at the same time that the payment hearings were taking place? I remember the funsters poking fun at Porklinson for supposedly sending Nikki in there alone to settle his debt while he was coping with some booze and probably a chubby cheesesteak.

 

[Hweeks]

@NaggotFigger this is beautiful - you get co-author credit on my book.

 

[grey area]

GUYS, YOU GOTTA GET YOUR WARPAINT ON AND GO FIGHT THE CHUDS IN THE STREETS EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE DISABLED!

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This is straight-up embarrassing. Obese pig-man hybrid in his mid-40s gives capeshit motivational statement about a non-existent struggle while he sits back and lives off the good will of others. It's fucking incredible, really.

No shame, no humility, no decency. All foreign concepts to the modern beta cuck.

 

[A.P. Hill]

GUYS, YOU GOTTA GET YOUR WARPAINT ON AND GO FIGHT THE CHUDS IN THE STREETS EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE DISABLED!

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Fight the good fight by angrily xeeting at your toilet at 6 am, child.

 

[Markorian]

A bit late and fruity but yeah this is weird. My younger brother is around the same age gap and the only time I refer to him that way is for clarification. Otherwise we are just brothers.
I would rack this up to being one of his tomtism quirks.

Yeah, the only people I know as adults who refer to a younger sibling in that way with that small of an age gap all or most times they're brought up are middle children that have both older and younger siblings, hence the specification.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

I love how America is simultaneously OCCUPIED and fascism is here to stay, child. No more elections, child. The country is filled with racist chuds who despise the darkies. America doesn’t exist, child. But also! Nobody can fuck with America, child. I don’t know who’s more retarded - random blue sky user making nebulous threats to civilians that if they don’t Do Something (?) then other countries will invade! And it’ll be messy!! (Isn’t that what Pat wants? Stop the bleed by any means necessary?) or Pat who gets offended by the notion while royal we-ing about leading the resistance. lol pats whole thing is that nobody is doing anything.

MAHA is inherently Fascist because that means Fat Rick has to stop gorging himself on cheesesteaks and Negroid flatulence.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Yeah, the only people I know as adults who refer to a younger sibling in that way with that small of an age gap all or most times they're brought up are middle children that have both older and younger siblings, hence the specification.

Little brother can also be used in cases of extreme height difference or midgetry, so in Pat's case it would be used incorrectly as Kyle is, to my knowledge, 6'4" (optically even more because of a full head of hair) while Patrick stands meager 4'7" even counting the puffy norwoodian glade up top and lifted Hulk Hogan meat shoes.

 

[RussianParasite]

So just how damn fat do they need to be?

Not fat by any medical standard, stalker. Enjoy prison.

but the mythos around it now, that Fat was sucker punched and accosted by socioeconomic factors makes it even more of a pilgrimage worth taking.

It’s actually an important part of the religious “pajj” pilgrimage. Once devotees have cast salt into the yard, they must then venture on foot to partake in the cheesesteaks.

The fucking audacity of Pat telling people to go on a general strike when he's an unemployed LOSER is astounding to me.

Union Boss Pat will be a fun new character. “Patty Heffa,” perhaps?