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[Dr. Butt]

Keep kids out of your gay shit you gay shits.

 

[Aquarius]

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Courtesy of @Useful_Mistake in the Greer thread.

I’m going into the thread because I am very confused.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

How dare you. Beat yourself up since I can't do it for you.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Hopefully she'll delete Discord and work on improving her life.

I wouldn't go so far as to delete it, it can be a useful communication tool.

Yeah, to communicate with minors and/or exchange gooning material.
Discord is trash.
Delete it.
Do it, now.

 

[Positron]

In other words, he is staring at his prolapsed anus.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Why's he have to cancel? They don't have computers in Mexico?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

If someone tries to make me watch a 60 minute ad, I will kill them. I refuse to be hinged and sane about this.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Reddit mods should be sunsetted too.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Did your parents die in Jonestown, Guyana in exchange for this ability?

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Trump is even fixing the Fallout community. Man's unstoppable.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Name one thing that Pat loves more than telling women to shut up. OK, eating, but that's a gimme.

He’s such a repellent little toad of a man, I hope he lives forever.

stop being a pussy and just say it you mean porn dont you. i bet youre into some freaky shit

I love how high stakes this stupid internet slapfight is.

so many people in this thread have room temperature IQ

jokes on you. i just turned the heat in my room really high so i have the highest room temperature IQ out of them all

Sir that is a trebuchet.

It is in my opinion gross, as in, I wouldn’t watch porn of that.

We need to reintroduce wholesome schoolyard games. Kickball, tag, purple nurple, "sock-full-of-quarters", "Kick the Jew"...

I refuse to be hinged and sane about this.

I just talked some catty shit on here about an ex-friend of mine, kinda unprovoked.

You can't get any more womanly than that.

This isn’t even good bait. It’s only shitting up the thread.

The answer depends on the number of beers currently in my system. You're at the mercy of my booze RNG

"Only perverts love me, waaaah"

A crossover of my two most hated groups. It’s gonna be a good day.

Any advice?

None you'd want to hear or would follow.

I'm not letting any smug white colonizers take away my Quiktrip hot dogs!

 

[Ring of Basilius]

Mummy dearest made a canny choice (this barely-sentient aloe vera golem hasn't chosen a single thing in her life).

 

[Dr. Butt]

That's a fortune telling sheep.

Maybe quit gooning before you post.

 

[Crex Crex]

Says the guy who was willingly participating in the gay furry RP DMs.

Small, submissive women are for hugs and headpats. Muscle chicks are for romancing and reproduction. And we People of Meat must not miscegenate with the frail.

I'd sooner--Allah forgive me uttering this--romance a fat chick.

My schadenfreude is immeasurable and my day is improved

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Why the fuck did you post kid Megaman being molested by Samus Aran?

number of Trump EOs about spics: 8

number of Trump EOs about furries: 0

taco niggers stay losing

Just wait.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Your mouth writes an awful lot of checks and frankly I think my patience for you is becoming overdrawn.

 

[Haloperidol]

I'd argue that many humans don't pass the Turing test so if an AI can it passes even if it's faking it.

"Hey William."
"Yes, time-traveler?"
"You see stupid Warin over there?"
"The one who hath memorized the names of all sheep in the field and who did beat mine own cousin into the dirt for touching his hoe?"
"Imagine it were he instead of Joseph who raised the child Christ."

malevolent (emphasis on male)

 

[Potato Burrito]

I've been told that penetrating a trans vagina feels like drilling holes into polyurethane.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

I wasn't making a pithy "democrats are the real racists" remark. I'm the real racist and I'm serious.

 

[invisibult plus+]

nigga someone call a lawyers @everyone