random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[DickMain]

You don't need to tell people you're autistic. If you're on Kiwifarms, it's basically implied.

SAAAR WE ARE COLORED ARYANS!

JEET DETECTED
ACTIVATE THE GEORGE DROID

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

The bright side is that you don't really have to listen to them, most of the time you can just zone out and let them tire themselves out like a kid or a dog.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Spartacus looks like he enjoyed being pegged by his butch girlfriend in the University of Oslo or whatever Yuropoor country he is from.

I guess you either die a John Redcorn or live long enough to see yourself become a Dale Gribble. Sad!

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

People on this site have had sex?

Wild.

 

[Doxmatix]

It’s because Becky is “non-binary” now so she’s not a female or male.

She’s a they/them now, possessed by 4 demons that are also fat and can’t drive

Time is fleeting and Phil is spiteful and wants all others to lose time too out of some weird retarded reason for being slighted but still does not realize he is slighted because he is an insufferable prick.

Don’t forget the webcam company also gave him the model that adds bitch tits. Really unfortunate

Mostly unrelated but I fucking hate that pineapples are associated with swingers. Leave the poor, innocent fruit out of this degeneracy.

Windows LITERALLY forced him into updating. He had no choice and no one else does either. I guess Windows is a rapist.

He's thinking about eating her heart.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Mario can't jump over this mushroom

 

[Metamorpho]

This... this sounds like a cutaway gag from Family Guy.

 

[Space Police]

Venezuela has a thread for making fun of them.

 

[Laburnum]

WHY ARE YOU NOT SENDING IN THE ARMY, CHILD

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

That image is about the duality of autism.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Congratulations to everyone for 3000 pages of Star Wars autism. Here's hoping we get another 3000.

You can smell the fear in this one.
And bacon grease.

at this point, i've come to the conclusion that, if it exists, somebody out there is masturbating to it.

Dear fucking god I hope not. He'll end up looking like an AI Meg Griffin. Poor Meg doesn't deserve this.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Despite being less than 1% of the population trannies are 50% of reddit mods.

My experience has been that any given social media site is 80% reposts from other sites. It’s kind of disturbing.

Except kiwifarms. That’s 80% archived reposts from other sites. The other 20% is niggerfaggot.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

There are NO WOMEN on the Internet. Beauty Parlor was just a bunch of bots that Null runs in a poorly thought out attempt to earn that sweet sweet DEI money and now he's too invested in the lie to fess up.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Apparently no one liked my post, so let me explain...

 

[Disc]

 

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13/30 pages are arguments, the rest are exhibits of articles about KF and random convos he had with people

the highlighted part is sidesplittingly hilarious. the rest of the doc also contains plenty of random.txt worthy quotes.

 

[Disc]

I seriously thought that in the context of the prior post you had said "I caught a "shiny minor" and were admitting to kidnapping a black child.

 

[hl2_linux]

I tried calling this transgender suicide help hotline and apparently it's to help stop trans suicides, so don't bother.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Reddit is trying to commit suicide again

the ADL a hate group.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Me, casually saying nigger in 30 open tabs right now