💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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You can smell the fear in this one.
And bacon grease.
 
Orange Rhymer said:
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You can smell the fear in this one.
And bacon grease.
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I smell a bit of Chubby Cheesecake grease in this Xeet myself.
curbside2 said:
Imagine considering yourself as an author and never reading.
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Patrick claims to be a man but is full of soy and alcohol.
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Fat Rick's coping mechanism: Escaping into slopland (which is just like real life but the Good Guys win)View attachment 6883272
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Guys nearly 50 and watches a terrible cartoon with no redeeming qualities just to cope with the fact that the majority voted against him. Jets are about to demolish the Hockey Club soon and Leafs may win another game.
 
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AnOminous said:
Insurrection inschmurrection.

Imagine the pathetic attempt to continue to portray literal protest as "insurrection." It's absolute insanity. These people are nutjobs.
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A bunch of unarmed people rashing a government building is an "insurrection", but months long rioting, looting, arson and murder is "peaceful protest". What must it be like to see through their eyes?
 
Post Reply said:
You can take his feet
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He hasn't seen them for years so it'd take him a while to miss them.

reptile baht spaniard rid said:
In other words, exactly the opposite of fatrick.
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Up to and including raising not one but two daughters.

Orange Rhymer said:
I will always laugh at Fatricks proud Half Marathon.
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It wasn't even a whole half marathon that had him looking that wrecked because Pat is a cheat.

rusty shackleford 1 said:
the same media he calls complicit in the death of our democracy, the same media he’s been raging impotently at with his brave Fuck. You. tweets.
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The same media he crawled to bawling 'why us?'
 
AnOminous said:
The failure of comedians to make the most of Trump is almost tragic. They have THIS GUY and can't manage to be funny about him, instead being insanely angry and boring.
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You could not even know who he was and his reaction faces alone are hilarious. Yet we have had these "comedians" be as painfully unfunny as it's possible to be, despite such rich material.
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Norm MacDonald had a very good insight on why comedians really couldn’t mock Trump or parody him well. To do a good impression or parody, you have to actually like the target or find them interesting in some way. If you hate them you just look like a 5 year old calling someone a doo doo head or you look like Obama at the correspondents dinner.

Trump can self-parody. He did it in basically any guest appearance on SNL he had. He’s funnier than Fatrick without even trying.

 
For anyone concerned for Pat's well-being on the last day of history, rest assured that he will not be doing the needful and redeeming himself.
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Farmer9876 said:
It begun! PIG WARFARE.
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Stalkers have changed.

It’s no longer about normal people with hobbies or jobs. Now, it’s about patposters pretending to be lamps, toasters, and ottomans for laughs on social media.

They infiltrate my den, not physically, but through my feed. A chair I sloppily assembled now has 30K followers. My fridge claims to overflow with pepperoni. My favorite toilet critiques my bowel movements.

The line between reality and performance is gone. It’s not about Robert Prongay anymore—it’s about power, attention, and the slow erosion of my sanity.

But I have my weapon. My truth.

“Enjoy prison, stalker child,” I tell them. It’s my rallying cry, my shield against the madness. A promise that I will not let the idiots win.

Let them pose as my desk lamp. Let them caption photos of my couch. I will not waver. I will stand firm.

Because this is my half-hovel.

And I?

I am a fat faggot with bitch tits.
 
This EDE Bell that Piggy is sharing reading time with, what does she know about the Man O' Pig? I hope a few kindly Pests inform her about Piggy's misogyny and other pecadillos. She may be, ah what is the term, *unsafe* around him, and need to ask the Con staff to handle the matter, like the good people at PenguinCon did.
Judge Holden said:
Well if the constitution is void, america is over, and the president is illegitimate, your choice is either sucking it up and coming crawling back to beg King Charles III to accept you as his subjects again or pledging your loyalty to the nearest Chief Slap-A-Ho injun along with the necessary tribute of alcoholic hand sanitiser.

The choice is yours. Beta-Bonglanders or Prairie-Pajeets.
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Bzzz, wrong child. There is a Vice President who is legitimate and will be the President if Orange Man is out. If not, The States, and Commonwealths (that'll be Virginia, Massachusetts, Kentucky and Pennsylvania) will just be independent entities, at least until they re-form under some new governing document. Texas goes back to being a republic, and probably conquers the rest of the States, Canada too. Texas will send a troop of cub scouts armed with pocketknives to do it. Overkill, I know, but Texans like to go big. I think they'll leave Newfoundland alone. Texans don't like sodomites and we all know about Newfies, eh? They'll probably re-legalize slavery and put Californians to work doing jobs nobody else wants to do.
 
dj0449674 said:
Did Trump pardon all of Fatricks trolls?
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"Hello, Father? Mr. Vance? Yes, I'm getting messages about people named Dan Mullen, Robert Prongay, and 'Big Dick Andrew.' They're saying we must pardon them...something about a pig in Milwaukee with bitch tits."
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America is over, peepee poopoo orange Hitler has seized all executive and supreme judicial power, right wing phone squads are patrolling Chubby Cheesesteaks, but it's good to know the federal government is still going to imprison Pat's Twitter enemies!
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