random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[ForTheHoard]

it's hard try in DRONR YOURSELF in the bathtub.

 

[0713]

Just attach the milking machine to our cocks.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

There are decades where nothing happens. And then there are days where decades happen.

Did Trump pardon all of Fatricks trolls?

God, if only Abe was here to teach Trump the way of the samurai.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Mandated Space Force Latina GFs when?

 

[Markass the Worst]

You Dumb Mother Fucker, I hope you get hit by a car

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/not-ju...banism-car-free-anti-car.127069/post-20378196

 

[Meat Target]

In the 1900s they used to euthanize people like this

It’s always fucktards from Jersey. All that legalized incest has made the bloodlines weak and subhuman.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

My proposal is that we build camps for the homeless where the homeless are used as human batteries.

 

[Disc]

 

[n1663r]

Violently gooning into a bowl of olive oil while watching the inauguration

 

[Oliver Onions]

Fake cyberhacker, possible woman and confirmed Indian Jackie Singh

 

[Chongqing]

iDubbz looks he got hired by Biden to regulate nuclear energy and then stole women's luggage at the airport.

 

[The Spoils of War]

Might say I'm burpin', because, uh, I quite enjoyed you.

 

[Dr. Butt]

How could it only be myself and a website of Internet rejects that pointed at this shit and said "What the fuck?".

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

If you smell like tacos you can stay, if you smell like spicy cow-shit then you have to go.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I just put on Guy Fieri and my dog chills out the second she hears the mayor of Flavortown talk.

The next literally Hitler is going to be either Canadian or Australian. Mark my words.

I am basing this entirely off of their hats looking similar

(I don't care who you send, I'm not paying taxes.)

Boys have a penis. Girls have a berginer.

Boys squirt jism into girls to make babies. The rest is crap and bullroar.

"I can lay so many eggs in her chest cavity"

I find this site interesting in part because it teaches you about human nature.

TL;DR it's Finnish witchcraft I don't have to explain shit

This thread is moving so fast no one will know I'm secretly black

I'm going to organize anti-doomer death squads personally

Alright, nigger dime store smut novellas was not on my list of expectations but it certainly made me bust out laughing.

Total Doomer Death

You can smell the fear in this one.
And bacon grease.

I'm sure Private Side O'Bacon here will fight for our freedoms.

Very concerned right now.

Have had a raging erection ever since this thread was born and it hasnt gone down yet.

The mask is well and truly off... is what I would say if it was ever on in the first place.

Doomposting is not permitted, I shall be sending joy and prayers to your location rn.

Legally, I'm not allowed to say this is based

You do understand that when you start talking like an anime villain you need to log off the Internet right?

This is a kink/fetish? I guess I shouldn’t be surprised but wtf.

 

[Haloperidol]

It's never going to get better so it might as well get funnier.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I'm just posting here so that @Hitler will give me an autism sticker.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Brave of you to try and reason with a pink triangle.

 

[CaddestSlown]

I like this guy because all of the unhinged shit he posts is sandwiched between unreasonably high quality art of furries in shitted diapers.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

when was the last time you slapped a Walmart janitor on the back and said, 'Son, that's a beautifully mopped floor'?