Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Cats]

So Chris is autistic and would have been banging Flutter in his 40's, what are the chances this kid is like mega autistic?

She may very well go down in history as the first woman ever to deliver a baked potato instead of a human infant.

 

[taigaburner]

Live feed from Flutter's ward

 

[Evilronald]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
Jesus Christ Chan - Shadow Generations Speed Run.mp4
I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

The Antichrist is on the way then… we’re so fucked. I thought it would be the Jews or the jeets, but instead the sonichu demon used an autistic boy from Rutgersville Virginia to usher an age of darkness….

 

[PinstripeLuns]

Maybe he means that they’ve just tried to have a baby. There’s no guarantee he’s actually got her knocked up, I mean, God only knows how Chris has the sex.

Flutter, pregnant? Maybe. Chris the daddy? I will put a potato up my ass if that's true

Also this. Is there any proof Flutter’s getting her jollies from anyone else though?

 

[Judge Holden]

I gotta be real....I am actually fucking horrified.

Like when I fucking saw the header I felt fucking numb. This is so fucking wrong I cant even fucking speak.

A child is coming into this world and their daddy is fucking chris chan....jesus fucking christ

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

Well. If it’s true, then pack it up. End of the world.

Thread theme for the merge:

 

[AGPinochet]

God Help us All

Please Lord God above I'm a sinner but hear my plea, Do not let Chris's retarded autist mutant freak sperm have flowed forth from his bent duck and been combined with one of Flutter's eggs and formed a Zygote. Or at the very least let CPS be in the delivery room ready to seize the resulting progeny as soon as it exits the birth canal. Please Lord God let this be another one of his fantastical delusions

God Help us All

To think all this shit occurred because of a couple posts on 4chan in 2007. Geno might never be free from his eternal duty of cataloguing the antics of Chris.

God Help us All

Also I might have somehow spoken this into existence, find it in your hearts to forgive me. I never thought it might actually happen

Don't tell me Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History: Bloodlines doesn't sound appealing.

I don't care if you're a reddit atheist or believe in one of those fake religions but do anything in your power to get in good with God (even maybe fake ones) and Pray, actually get on your knees and Pray that no child has been conceived

 

[F40PH]

This is the worst shit I've heard all month, thanks.

 

[2LtMashengo]

Chris is either full of shit off in fantasyland or we're no shit gonna see the birth of the antichrist

The spawn of CWC shall crawl the Earth, and all Hell shall follow with them.

 

[Judge Holden]

Oh...no...nooooooooooo

He's gonna finally get his Crystal Weston Chandler. This is genuinely the worst fucking ending for this shit possible.

EDIT: This is hell. This is hell. This is hell. This is hell. This is hell. This is hell. This is hell. This is hell.

 

[CiaphasCain]

No no this isn't real. This is not reality. This is Chris just being an autist and saying shit for attention. This is not reality.

 

[The Honkler Cometh]

Chris expects a child this summer.

Look I'm really sorry to powerlevel but I have to let this out;
I broke up with a girl I thought was The One today. We're both 30, all the pieces were in place for us to be life partners and eventual parents together. And today it's all blown up and completely blindsided me.
Then I check my beloved retard watching website and see this feature.
.
.
.
FUCK

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
Jesus Christ Chan - Shadow Generations Speed Run.mp4
I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

I have a mouth and it is not big enough to scream about this.

 

[Forgotten Beast]

I'll wait for more substantial proof to issue a personal DEFCON 2 panic level, since this is Chris we're talking about, but I won't lie, this is the first time I've felt a shiver down my spine while reading a community feature.

 

[Pippa is a spic whore]

Wait, I thought the HRT completely destroyed his sperm?

For the first time in history, I hope its a nigglet.

 

[Judge Holden]

Fucking actually kill me. I want to get off the fucking ride. I dont like this fucking game.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

I'm sorry to be occultposting again, but I once again remind you that the demon is real and it has left Chris, and entered Rekieta. Relatively shortly after Rekieta put on the medallion and recited the curse, Chris got a girlfriend and is now producing a Chris Jr.

The evil presence has departed, and Barb's barbussy is safe.

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

this retard would not be reproducing if it wasn't for the obsessed circle of loser glued to his ass constantly making a big deal out of him, thanks kiwifarms you just decreased the genetic quality of the population...

 

[gildersleeve]

Please God no. I don't need to see Crystal Weston Chandler in my lifetime.

 

[Trans Randy]

Well if this isn't a whitepill for all of you Incels who think they can't get a family because of your jawline, I don't know what else would be.

Huge fucking blackpill to the rest of the world who thought we had just barely dodged The Merge, though.