random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

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gonna get fucked in my new vag
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[Rotollo 2]

Sir, this is the Bowblax thread. The Fatrick Tomlinson feature about him being robbed by niggers in 2020 is one aisle that way.

 

[Pomniman]

Like I said in his thread, I don't condom what he did with the 16 year old if it's true.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

poo
world
order

If they're telling you to shove things up your ass, they're not really your friends and you need to stop hanging out with them.

If being a troon isn’t an illness, why should insurance pay for it to be treated?

I think I saw members of this biker gang at a Smash Bros tournament

As for the Hitler stuff, he had a funny mustache.

Zero emission truck of peace.

You say that while dropping a racial slur.

What right wing extremists are driving cats into people?

Don't go to the Mushroom Kingdom tomorrow.

Ya know it really doesn't matter what the subject matter is, but whenever the cameraman is going "THIS BOY BE DEAD BRO" over and fucking and fucking over, I can't help but think the wrong person got killed.

Sometimes I just forget this is a forum for autists bullying other autists.

Retvrn to Blockbvster.

Leave the skylights, Allah has to have something to whack it to

The gender formerly known as Twitter

It's always the ones you most expect.

 

[Gog & Magog]

You will never experience autism like this anywhere else.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Lol Europe also invented the term Balkanization. What a weird word, what are its origins?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

There's a fine line between autistic and retarded

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Sue me nigga you can't un-suck that cock.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Why does this forum consist mostly of insane feminists?

 

[often puzzled]

Unpopped pickle lids kill over 1 American a year.

 

[Thé au lait]

"usually the nigger discount is 100% off because it's stolen"
@spaztocate9000

 

[Jason Wynn]

 

[INDEED]

i wish i could attach goatse to this reply

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

The tranny spat in the negro's face, and he responded by throwing lemon juice at the tranny. The tranny then proceeded to stab the negro to death.

 

[DumbDude43]

your wife, my lolcow

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

If you had [a penis] you'd also be obsessed, they're fun.

Penises are great I like 'em.

I'm not obsessed with penises. No idea what you're talking about.

Your mum has a penis obsession.

I'm not voting for you, bitch, I'm voting for everyone.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I absolutely refuse to believe that this article wasn't written by two children in a trench coat.

That would be an insult to two children in a trench coat.

Being better than india is not an accomplishment

Men have schlongs. Women have snatches. We've known this for millions of years; perhaps our species' first sentient thoughts were about nobs and slits.

This nigga would seriously advocate for not being able to own a hammer unless you were a licensed carpenter.

This really just generates more questions than answers and none of them are good, wtf

He is perfectly unique in all the worst ways.

I randomly found a DrewPicklesgender flag

You know that old photography trick of putting Vaseline on the lens? Well he just naturally secretes his own lard, plenty enough to alter his perception at any moment.

On the topic of StreetView, I was with some friends planning some stuff out, when we inevitably get distracted by dumb stuff like testing if MLK Blvd always lives up to the reputation.
We soon found this.

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It was far too perfect, almost a painting. The liquor store selling lotto tickets in the hood. The blacks loitering outside while there is a No Loitering sign and a security camera fixed on them. The boarded up windows and doors. The ad which says Broken, Watch before you turn. And the cherry on top, the prominent Martin Luther King Jr Ave reminding you where you are.

my mum wants her ashes turned into a diamond when she dies.

Debating what should become of me. A novelty kazoo is probably fitting.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Is "I'M NOT GAY" a hatecrime? I am legitimately asking.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Instead of doxxing we just say “rape”.

Like yeah I just raped this dog fucker and now all his shit is on the Farms.

 

[Stan]

Even my most TMI girlfriends don't talk to me about their vaginal depth.