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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
Temperance said:
Basically, the above was added to the Tranch talk page, and the troon admin removed it because "Wikipedia is not a forum" - even though discussing the quality or bias of the article is precisely on-topic for a talk page. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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It's not surprising. Once you deny basic biological facts about humans, denying other facts becomes quite easy. In Troonville, a man can become a woman, and the Tranch failed only because of Earl and his boys.
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
It's not surprising. Once you deny basic biological facts about humans, denying other facts becomes quite easy. In Troonville, a man can become a woman, and the Tranch failed only because of Earl and his boys.
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Leaked photo of Earl just prior to his alpaca massacre.
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TaimuRadiu said:
Wait, is the Tranch still a thing with starving alpacas and everything? I thought it died (like their animals)
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It's Phil, Kevin and the shit-eater living on Penny's parents property with a few animals. They occasionally stick their heads up to demonstrate their complete inability to actually accomplish anything, no matter how trivial the task.
 
TaimuRadiu said:
Wait, is the Tranch still a thing with starving alpacas and everything? I thought it died (like their animals)
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Penny, Jen, and Kevin fled to one of Penny's parents' properties along with a handful of surviving animals. (Currently down to 5 alpacas, 3 goats, and 1 sheep.)
This is the place: https://www.redfin.com/CO/Longmont/9105-Yellowstone-Rd-80503/home/35245500
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A 5-acre property valued at $1.3 mil in Longmont, Colorado. It's presumably Penny's early inheritance.
Anyway, they pretend the Tranch still kinda exists at this new location, but it's just a LARP to salve Penny's bruised ego. The Tranch as we knew it is dead. 💔
 
Jen got triggered by some dude, and defaulted to calling him a pedophile
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Note the zero interactions
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The good times still flow at the Tranch
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Who is this chrit and what did he do?
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Temperance said:
Penny, Jen, and Kevin fled to one of Penny's parents' properties along with a handful of surviving animals. (Currently down to 5 alpacas, 3 goats, and 1 sheep.)
This is the place: https://www.redfin.com/CO/Longmont/9105-Yellowstone-Rd-80503/home/35245500
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A 5-acre property valued at $1.3 mil in Longmont, Colorado. It's presumably Penny's early inheritance.
Anyway, they pretend the Tranch still kinda exists at this new location, but it's just a LARP to salve Penny's bruised ego. The Tranch as we knew it is dead. 💔
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I wonder if they're paying the property taxes/utility bills on the place or it's still in the grandparents name, I know which one they'd prefer

I'm hoping one day we get a full itemized history of their financials across the whole period, it would make FASCINATING reading
 
Flamin Park said:
I wonder if they're paying the property taxes/utility bills on the place or it's still in the grandparents name, I know which one they'd prefer

I'm hoping one day we get a full itemized history of their financials across the whole period, it would make FASCINATING reading
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If you were their grandparents, would you hand over anything to the troons on paper? If they have even a lick of sense, they've signed a 'rental' agreement to make it very clear who owns the land still.
 
Temperance said:
Oh, Fedposter J is studying to become a nursing assistant:
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This is legitimately horrifying.

Imagine some frail 80 year old woman in a bed, waiting for her time to use the restroom or have her legs adjusted because she's immobilized. She or her family have requested only women to assist her with anything that might expose sensitive areas...that is, if Colorado allows such tRaNsPhObIc medical care requests anymore.

In walks Fedposter J, his scraggly unwashed hair poorly placed under a scrubs cap that still reveals his completely receded hairline, and his gross rough stubble that he didn't bother to shave. "HULLO I'M HERE TO SHIFT YOUR ASS," he says in his most dainty lady-like voice.

The elderly woman screams, calls the nurse, and says that she specifically requested a woman. "This IS a true and honest woman, you bigot!" she is told, as the horror of her situation begins to creep in. The nurse leaves in a huff, incensed that the (actual) woman can't recognize a beautiful brave trans wymyn.

Fedposter J, unable to control his temper as we have seen multiple times in the past, approaches this poor little old lady's bed, eyes filled with rage, ready to project a lifetime of failure and retardation onto a subject that he can control, dominate, and punish as he sees fit.

"She fell," J says, as he writes up the report on the old lady's new injuries.
 
Jen posted a picture of a surviving alpaca.
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Jen is glad the Tranch failed, he claims to have been washing all of the dishes.
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Seems like Jen is moving forward with the bolt-ons.
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FinnSven said:
Maybe that alpaca is the Simon Wiesenthal of alpacas and after dealing with the trio of troonery, it will dedicate its life to hunting down those responsible for the tranch.
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Llamossad will not let the criminals responsible for the Alapacaschwitz death camp escape facing justice for their crimes.
 
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