random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Slav Power]

I have healthy online habits; KF is basically the only site I actively use.

 

[Dr. Butt]

OP is a faggot (thread is good, but OP still is a literal faggot)

 

[Aunt Carol]

Friendly reminder that the person buying a "Lucifer devotional candle" just went to the food bank.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

HE IS IN THE BURGER SUIT! GLORIOUS DAYS!

 

[Dr. Butt]

I see now that you are all of these things except child molestor and talmudic.

"I have decades of experience identifying planes in the sky"

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Old hippies do not dig child castration.

Oh yeah, all-day gooning sessions.

Getting rid of your penis is an achievable goal.

Let me tell you something, folks. The United States, we make the best car bombs. The best. Nobody does it better than us, okay? Not China, not Mexico—believe me, they can’t even come close. China tries, but their stuff? It’s junk. Total disaster. And Mexico? Forget about it. They don’t have what it takes, folks. But here in the U.S.? We’ve got the technology, the know-how, the talent—amazing talent. Everybody’s talking about it. It’s American-made, and you know what that means? Quality. Perfection. Nobody beats us, folks. Nobody.

The neat part about being a suicide bomber is if you don't make a manifesto, they'll make one for you.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Ive been thinking for a while that there should be a Community Watch thread on just the Kiwi Farms in general

 

[2SLGBQTIA+ 2 Furious]

Terf Mountain is a tiring yet rewarding climb, but the views are horrendous.

 

[Dr. Butt]

In short, everyone is happy if their music sounds better, but only a handful of people care about experiencing Crash Bandicoot the way God intended.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You don't need rape to make something dark.

It's a extremely effective plot device.

 

[Oliver Onions]

He just did a stream in a Donkey Kong jacket, I don’t think he really developed at all this year.

 

[The Crack Spiders Bitch]

I honestly expected Trinity College Dublin, Professors Paddy O'Donahue and Moira MacOieghalgheoghlg of the Spud Study Department.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Year of the Linux Desktop, mashallah

"Sometimes I just wake up in a bed full of cum."

Politicians should all be treated with great hostility and suspicion, making them heroes allows them to get away with their evil.

I cannot tell if this is a left-wing meme or a right-wing meme, so I'll play it safe and show it on both.

he himself, on both merits of corpulence and low mental acuity, qualifies as “a lot of stupid people.”

A dog so racist that it dislikes subraces of species it is not a part of.

Truly the white man's best friend.

Good for his grammar alone he deserves death. Seriously in an age of spell check how do so many of these fags write so atrociously.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

When this thread was made, somewhere, a countdown started. It is counting down to the day someone leaks classified information on this thread to win an argument on the internet.
I shall watch this thread with great interest.

Today I had a dream in which I was without my carry gun and entered a gunshop that Karl owned, after some very awkward small chat to avoid him realizing I'm a heckin problematic KKK Neonazi farms user I tell him I am in urgent need of a firearm as I have a haircut appointment at 8pm and it was already fairly late in the day.

Karl then goes to the back of the shop as I'm crossing my fingers he doesn't notice the swastika tattoo on my soul and comes out with a Rhodesian mamba he says he will give me for free since it's a chud pistol and doesn't want it anymore after Ian did a video on them, I then tell him I bet I can fix it, throw it into my Galco™ vertical shoulder holster and head out grateful I didn't blow my cover.

What did my brain mean by this.

Sorry I can't take anyone who actually plays Diablo 4 seriously in the first place. I might forgive a neet or an honest working man for playing such slop as a guilty pleasure or because there's no other current games they would like, but if you're the richest man on earth or anywhere near that status you can't have nigger-tier taste and be playing Diablo 4.

Bad game.

Wait let me go further than this: I unironically respect Liz Fong Jones more as a gamer for playing Eve Online than I respect Elon Musk for playing Diablo 4.

Total pleb taste.

I don't know why everything is solved using rape here.

We need to just bite the bullet and go back to Myspace. Tom wasn't a nigger.

India is beautiful country sarrr. stop fuck me or I bloody fuck you bitch sarrr.

Legit, what is wrong with this faggot? I know he's a brain-damaged cucked satanic retard, but come on!

I willed this into happening. Pray that I do not will it into happening again, Elon.

 

[PhoBingas]

Just what I'd expect from Montenegroes.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

The majority of the posters here are blithering retards with little to say. Compared to other forums and even cordtranny servers, this site has so many posts that are just fluff, le ebin sex joke, and lukewarm opinions with little evidence. Perhaps this is due to the nature of the site. Most people you call "gegbvlls" are only slightly eccentric, and even the most eccentric people are boring most of the time, so imagine how boring you'd have to be to obsessively archive and screenshot someone being boring in hopes that you'll someday get a cheap laugh from them! Indeed, that may happen, but imagine how much more entertained you'd be if you focused on things that are actually interesting! Even more of the "gegbvlls" are just boring people who are "funny" because you personally disagree with their opinions (this is most trooncows and e-celebs), so there's nothing to laugh at and it comes across as A-Logging. This site is like an office building except that your purpose is to "archive" (aka dilate) over people who are boring 99% of the time so that the 1% of the time they are funny, a 4CHADder or a XitterGOD can have a cheap laugh! This isn't even getting into A&N and the vidya boards, which mostly consist of boring political sperging saying the same thing over and over again, literally no better than 2016-2020 4cuck, but it's important because FREEZE PEACH or however the dilator is inserted.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

dignity is cool and all but you can't tweet with it

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Fat pig eat at Chub’s
Three nigger beat for phone
Squealed ‘til at home.

 

[Nisse Hult]

"PLEASE HELP ME SAAR I AM INDIAN I AM FUCKING INDIAN HELP ME SAAR I AM INDIAN I AM FUCKING INDIAN PLEASE HELP HELP ME PLEASE HELP I AM FUCKING INDIAN"
—Null

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/mad-at-the-internet.49299/post-20220058

 

[Would]

They tried landing at the speed of fuck.