💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 128 16.9%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 63 8.3%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 85 11.2%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 89 11.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 32 4.2%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 360 47.6%
  • Total voters
    757
Snakebottom said:
There’s an old fable about a boy so cottonballed by his mother that he thinks he can do no wrong and eventually turns to crime. Eventually he’s caught and sent to prison and when she goes to visit him he goes to embrace her, then bites her nose off in anger because she never taught him morals. Adam and Beth mirror that story so perfectly it should be taught in schools
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It's called "The Thief and His Mother" and it's message rings true, even in this day and age.
 
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> and get to a level of confidence where I don’t feel like I need validation from people all the time.

I better announce this on Facebook to get validation from people!
 
>This was a year of righting many wrongs

Is Chibi stealth-announcing he was Team #StopTheSteal?
 
hfuenms83 said:
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> and get to a level of confidence where I don’t feel like I need validation from people all the time.

I better announce this on Facebook to get validation from people!
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It's not good enough that he tries to change. He needs to TELL everybody he's changing to get those sweet asspats and recognition he so desperately craves.

But then when this faggot can't get ONE person on his streams you know he's not going to get a lot of traction on this. Most people at this point probably look at him and go, "that's nice Chibi". and move on with their day.

And Happy 2025 to all you internet malcontents. It's always good to know there's a bastion of sanity and snark left on teh intarwebs.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
It's not good enough that he tries to change. He needs to TELL everybody he's changing to get those sweet asspats and recognition he so desperately craves.

But then when this faggot can't get ONE person on his streams you know he's not going to get a lot of traction on this. Most people at this point probably look at him and go, "that's nice Chibi". and move on with their day.

And Happy 2025 to all you internet malcontents. It's always good to know there's a bastion of sanity and snark left on teh intarwebs.
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I heard it said before that it's a bad idea to announce intentions to enact good change in your life because the announcement itself serves as a dopamine hit. This in turn can become addictive and ultimately counteract any progress toward the change. You get in the habit of just saying you will change because it brings you attention and makes you feel good, you might even convince yourself it's true sometimes...

I think about this a lot when reading Chibi thread.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
It's not good enough that he tries to change. He needs to TELL everybody he's changing to get those sweet asspats and recognition he so desperately craves.
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He has no intention of changing or improving himself: the asspats and recognition are the entire purpose of these announcements.
 
Some of the weakest “new year, new me” bullshit I’ve ever read. Looking forward to more of the same exact Chibi that I’ve been laughing at for nearly a decade now.
 
hfuenms83 said:
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> and get to a level of confidence where I don’t feel like I need validation from people all the time.

I better announce this on Facebook to get validation from people!
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I will skateboard up Mt Everest if Chibi went through 2025 without needing validation online.

I can't fucking wait for him to try going to more conventions this year. How many do you think he'll go to until some shit goes down?
 
So, what are thinking will be the first big self inflicted wound of the year?
Catfish exposé? Underage sexting? Convention drama? Twitch related embarrassment? Emotional meltdown? So many options, the possibilities are endless!
 
imstonedsoz said:
So, what are thinking will be the first big self inflicted wound of the year?
Catfish exposé? Underage sexting? Convention drama? Twitch related embarrassment? Emotional meltdown? So many options, the possibilities are endless!
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Combo plate, underage sexting a catfish while twitch streaming at a convention
 
imstonedsoz said:
So, what are thinking will be the first big self inflicted wound of the year?
Catfish exposé? Underage sexting? Convention drama? Twitch related embarrassment? Emotional meltdown? So many options, the possibilities are endless!
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My money is on him crying/melting down on a 1 person stream about how he can't live in Japan and bonus points if he's wearing that god awful DK jacket.
alternatively, he gets the shit kicked out of him at a con because he tries to show a girl his 3D printed crossbow gun and she misunderstands
 
imstonedsoz said:
So, what are thinking will be the first big self inflicted wound of the year?
Catfish exposé? Underage sexting? Convention drama? Twitch related embarrassment? Emotional meltdown? So many options, the possibilities are endless!
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I'd go with emotional meltdown as his dreams of living in Glorious Nippon are shattered and he's forced to schlep cell phone plans for the rest of his days.
 
We need to discuss the Donkey Kong jacket more. That’s something I would’ve been embarrassed to wear even as a kid. This man is wearing it, presumably in public, in his mid 30s. I think this is up there with his public cosplays on embarrassment level.
 
I really hope chibi “betters” himself this year by trooning out. That ark is coming. I’m holding onto hope.
 
Cheesy Beavy said:
I really hope chibi “betters” himself this year by trooning out. That ark is coming. I’m holding onto hope.
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We have went over this so many times, Chibi won't troon out, he isnt even bisexual despite his claims.
He does this progressive shit as a way to signal to girls he is a nice guy and has emotions and stuff and not at all threatening or vampire
 
Unemployment saga has my vote. I think he’ll get axed from his job, collect some unemployment for a few months, blow all of it on toys like a retard, realize that he cannot visit Glorious Nippon, and enter a Great Depression
 
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Looney Troons said:
Unemployment saga has my vote. I think he’ll get axed from his job, collect some unemployment for a few months, blow all of it on toys like a retard, realize that he cannot visit Glorious Nippon, and enter a Great Depression
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The unemployment takoyaki cart arc is gonna be crazy
 
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