random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Mourning_Cloak]

Jimmy Carter’s biggest mistake was never bombing the Chinese.

Any recent Kamala updates? Kind of craving drunk brown lady sad.

I was atheist until I met a troon. I'm now agnostic for I have seen a real demon and they are the majority transgendered.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"I was eating these endless fries and it reminded me of the plight of undiverse models everywhere."

 

[Guest123]

I am starting to develop schizophrenic thoughts, that is not going to end well, I am SpongeBob, I am going to Mormon Heaven, I love SpongeBob, I want to become him due to being autistic

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Are there any trannies that cut off the dick, but keep the balls? I think that would be really funny.

 

[Pedophobe]

Urge to kill: static. Already at maximum.

Copilot suggested I watch Kino Casino.

Autism is not a superpower.

 

[Hitman One]

Fuck off back to whatever tard holding facility you came from.

 

[Crex Crex]

Why can't you draw Josh Allen I can draw Josh Allen with my dick

 

[Oliver Onions]

I am imagining an autist spending five years in federal prison, being released, and then immediately going home and making another Kiwi Farms account

 

[Gentlebastard]

I let the power level slip at work today and said that I think Indians are a smelly plague on the Earth. I thought people would be offended until my coworker started talking about how carpet bombing India would solve a lot of problems. All in all, a pretty productive conversation.

You can say anything you want on here as long as it's something not downright retarded

You Will Never Be A Dainty Little Flower.

Heartbreaking! The Worst Person You Know Has Made A Good Point!

Think of how much CO2 we could stop producing with Total Jeet Death man.

Take your Reddit-approved racism elsewhere. We’re talking about niggers eating cornstarch here.

There's something to be said to come in third in a biggest retard competition that's very appropriate for him, and thus my preferred outcome.

That’s like me saying that I’m not a racist because I like my cat (I am a racist).

Shit, even by the standards of "dipshit trying to sound deep", this is immensely retarded.

I have a creek on my property and one of my dogs hangs out there with a box turtle. I don't think this is somehow a profound statement on nature or friendship.

 

[PhoBingas]

Why are you leaking our dms dude?

"I'm not trooned in here with you, you're trooned in here with me!"

 

[grenouille crétine]

I'm speechless. Waterboarding wouldn't make me ask my parents for my dildos back.

 

[CaddestSlown]

I don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but... it seems like you're fucked up. You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I don't care for anyone else in different timezones, EST Timezone is the only important timezone when it comes to NYE and basically anything else

Oh my God it's that Haruhi troon. I've known about him forever.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

"I'm not trooned in here with you, you're trooned in here with me!"

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I have read every single page of this thread and I still cannot believe that Patrick is a real person

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Boogie was just doing the classic trying every dialogue option in a video game.

 

[Windy Moors]

My large file sizes are a deliberate act of artistic expression and I will not be censored by the Thumbnail Stasi.

 

[Dr. Butt]

how can you make a thread like this and NOT bring up the Nazi Sausage Party fanart she made?

 

[Crex Crex]

Imagine telling Giles Corey (he was crushed to death on accusation of witchcraft) that being a witch is getting in touch with your divine feminity and pouring period blood in your situationship's spaghetti will cure all your love ailments, while you twerk to the sound of his ribs cracking.

It doesn't matter , it always comes down to eating cum.

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

Sad bee cuck porn was not on my list for the new year.