💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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What will the new year bring? How many times will Patrick child the atalkers? Who will enjoy prison? Will Patrick pull his act together and actually win lolcow of the year? Will @Judge Holden finally give in to his raging lust and make a bacony fleshlight out of Patrick? I don't know, but I do know that whatever happens, we and the funsters will be there to laugh at it.

Here's to a wonderful new year of Patrick's pork, prisons, and petulance, everyone!
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Will Patrick pull his act together and actually win lolcow of the year? Will @Judge Holden finally give in to his raging lust and make a bacony fleshlight out of Patrick?
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If one of these things happens in 2025 I have a strong suspicion it will link to the other thing happening. I think this one can go in either direction.
 
Patrick is the type of tard to go "2025 IS MY YEAR TO NOT BE FAT", buy a gym membership, and abandon his goal on January 2nd.
 
Divine right to rule said:
Rackets winning this year would be very deserved, Patricks antics on the internet can't beat the cokestream, arrests and balldoguard-cope.
Hell, I think even Destiny would deserve it more, the political meltdowns were pretty good, but a leak of him sucking cock made him into a worthy runner-up.

Last year was much stronger with swattings, his media tour, court spergery and paying Quasi.
He lost because of Nullpotism and rigged voting machines in Philadelphia.
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There's something to be said to come in third in a biggest retard competition that's very appropriate for him, and thus my preferred outcome.
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
I agree re 2023 - the Committee should step in and take the 2023 LCotY from Nick and award it to Rick; the 2024 is clearly Nick’s.
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#DLTIW
PS2 Nishiki said:
Patrick is the type of tard to go "2025 IS MY YEAR TO NOT BE FAT", buy a gym membership, and abandon his goal on January 2nd.
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He does have a gym membership, he goes there all the time to take weird creepy selfies and possibly to cruise for cock at the most notorious gay hookup spot around. If there's time in the day left he makes up stories about giving gym bros tongue lashings that don't involve actual tongue and naturally he's a champion and protector of women in those too.
 
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It seems a bit hypocritical for the man that butchers black children and turns them into pepperonis to say anything about racism.
 
When living beings have their basic needs met and don't fear for their safety or next meal, they default to tolerance, acceptance, mutual respect, and love.
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Tell that to any Pajeet on social media, especially when he's trying to slide into a white woman's DMs.
 
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Taking the example of two creatures who can get along without murdering each other for the space of one photograph, and using it to make some overarching point about all creatures great and small, is such a reach that it might almost qualify as calisthenic exercise for Fatrick.

I wonder if the puppy is neutered and thus less aggressive. If so, is that Fatrick's plan for world peace? I see why he'd favor it, since he wouldn't require surgery.
 
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