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[LastStableVersion]

Potentially risky post here

It's a good thing you don't need consent from a corpse.

 

[Hitman One]

...How exactly do you end up browsing sites like this?

i found it in the reply section of a sam hyde tweet

 

[BirdUp]

Nice try, stalker. Unfortunately for you, I have a deep knowledge of Mexican, and I won't fall for your Romanian speaking bit again.

behead this nigga

Can we just do a Reconquista and Bring back the Glory days of this worthless Waste of URl. make . Sao Tome Proud.

 

[Oliver Onions]

The randomly generated genital/breast, sex, and skin tone of your avatar allows for novel experiences like getting your head smashed in with a rock while being mocked for being a nigger with a tiny dick.

 

[LurkTrawl]

The retardation in this thread needs to back down to normal, Captain Planet levels.

 

[Hamstirer]

I looked them up Reddit, as usually that’s a pretty good place to learn about porno

A bunch of dudes were like “fuck that, I’m just gonna goon to her old material” and the other dudes were like “yaaaay femboy clap clap clap”.

 

[macrodegenerate]

l;dr I hate CP so fucking much, it's unreal

 

[Dr. Butt]

The fuck is he trying to achieve at this point besides tomorrow morning?

I've thought about trying to get arrested for hate crimes by printing some of the "Woman: Adult Human Female" stickers and placing them around town

$100, 000 for FatPat.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

in between raping and beating me she would explain the nature of the platonic forms Goethe's philosophy the folk ways of English Rural Life and she's a very good cook

 

[Gentlebastard]

The anus is unremarkable and the autism is strong.

He is like a sausage that threatens to burst when looked at sideways

I’m celebrating Christmas this year by launching paint balloons at Russian tanks.

One man can't just always have bad takes naturally, this has to be intentional

He has literal brain damage from multiple strokes so he can't even make normal faces any more.

He has decided to solve this problem by refusing to do physical therapy and instead ingesting enormous amounts of pure fat.

As a poor foolish woman, I thought I walked with my legs.

Volume 2: Tiny Tim Fights Butt Sarcoma

I sure hope you all had some wholesome vibes and festive fun times, because I'm about to ruin em.

He's gone back to his regularly scheduled gayposting

"I'm glad your dog is blind." - Russell Greer, disability rights activist

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Jesus was a Jewish lawyer in the spirit world and actually sued in order to become a prophet, apparently.

 

[JustSomeDong]

KF is the clown from your nightmares. The scarecrow from the horror story you were told as a child. The man that looked at you funny while passing you on the street.

It does nothing, and in doing nothing, it terrifies you. It becomes a placeholders for all of your fears. It becomes a receptacle for the blame of all the things you did wrong.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

I'D RATHER NOT BE PRETTY BECAUSE NOT ONLY DO PRETTY GIRLS GET HARASSED FOR SEX ALL THE TIME,

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Take your pills grandpa, its over, we celebrate george floydmas now

 

[BirdUp]

Wait, wait, wait... There are GIRLS on this site? What the fuck?

I follow a number of gay porn actors.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Infinity niggers is the future of Hollywood.

 

[Boopims]

nigga can you please thumbnail your posts
I just got flashbanged by technicolor autism

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Maybe that would do it for me if the one with the suicide bikini had Lou Bega's face and fedora.

 

[Oliver Onions]

His family is probably tired of him bringing octopus to the family gatherings.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Want cool action and adventure? Too bad, pronouns and scat fucking.