💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 127 16.8%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 63 8.4%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 85 11.3%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 89 11.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 32 4.2%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 358 47.5%
  • Total voters
    754
Oliver Onions said:
If Chibi attempted to hire a hooker it would end up with him getting beaten to death by her pimp. Not because he did anything wrong, but because he is the easiest mark you could see a mile away.
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Chibi shot to death in Miami after telling a prostitute he wants to show her his 3D printed (xigbar) gun
 
34 year old man btw
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Bragging about his Xmas gifts online for more validation!
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One at a time ladies 8)
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You could post that picture on some facebook parents of autistic gradeschoolers page and get tons of positive comments.

He got a toothbrush (lmao it was a good try whoever bought him that), a children's toy, and a large graphic videogame coat (which is so much worse than a shirt because you can't even hide it). And then posted it 6 different places on the internet. This guy could have a son old enough to be embarrassed letting anyone know he got that.

It's not even so much the fact he got it it's the fact he's posting it all over the internet like a child.
 
Marche said:
I don't even expect people in their early 20s to talk and behave like this over christmas gifts.

But Chibi if you got all this cool stuff what did you get others? surly you gave as much as you got?
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You could argue the toothbrush is for them. Same with the coat, it's going to save some pussy for the next guy for once
 
He received Prepared Hero fire blankets. Common application for these are for small house fires that arise when someone is cooking something. Not something you’d commonly receive as a gift unless warranted.

Makes you think
 
He's latching so hard to Donkey Kong after it got that Universal Studios expansion, I can guarantee he wouldn't be nearly as obsessed if not for that, it was more of a footnote of his video game interests
 
lmao those gifts. Fucking hell Chibi.

I will now beg forgiveness from the thread because I have some weeb stuff to talk about. I started reading a slice-of-life manga recently called Tsuredure Children (which I believe translates to 'Tedious Children') and there's this one character who I would swear is based on Adam, because his entire schtick is turning up to hit on random students until they assault him.
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In later appearances he starts referring to all women as kittens, which also seems like a very Adam behaviour. Anyway, sorry again for weebing it up.

P.S. for the unaware: you read those panels top-to-bottom, right first then left.
 
Oliver Onions said:
lmao those gifts. Fucking hell Chibi.

I will now beg forgiveness from the thread because I have some weeb stuff to talk about. I started reading a slice-of-life manga recently called Tsuredure Children (which I believe translates to 'Tedious Children') and there's this one character who I would swear is based on Adam, because his entire schtick is turning up to hit on random students until they assault him.
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In later appearances he starts referring to all women as kittens, which also seems like a very Adam behaviour. Anyway, sorry again for weebing it up.

P.S. for the unaware: you read those panels top-to-bottom, right first then left.
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Seeing Adam get flying double kicked by some costhot he is creeping on would make a wonderful Christmas present. Maybe next year...maybe next year...
 
GreenHoodieGuy said:
34 year old man btw
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Bragging about his Xmas gifts online for more validation!
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One at a time ladies 8)
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His parents are enabling him. That's the only thing I can figure out why he got so much weeb stuff and $1000.

At his age it should have been, "here's the cookware" because he's old enough to buy his own weeb shit.

The Wichita Lion said:
Seeing Adam get flying double kicked by some costhot he is creeping on would make a wonderful Christmas present. Maybe next year...maybe next year...
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We can always dream.
 
He def bought that jacket for himself. They sell those all over every tourist part of Tokyo. I'd say the healthy cookbook, cookware, and fire blanket are the real gifts. His family is probably tired of him bringing octopus to the family gatherings.
 
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