random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

LFJ Haiku

Liz Fong is a dick
and a real cunt without a
dick or a real cunt

Liz Fong Likes To Rape
Calls it consent accident
Then silences critics

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Hey man, when you're at the bottom of the shit pile, distinctions between diarrhea and regular shit matters CHUD

 

[Oliver Onions]

There definitely is something odd with French and the niggers, even to this day.

 

[Pedophobe]

Nothing says you’re winning like an unhinged rant.

 

[Gentlebastard]

there's a strong Homer Simpson eating the Ribwich energy for his reaction to this

Makes a certain kind of sense when you just equivocate as hard as you can.

reallly curious about the logistics of a human knocking up a giant

computers were invented by Doctor Comp. A. Uter in the year 2010 to breed into more computers

the spectrum of online black tomfoolery is vast and glorious.

Fairly sure I know the beagleposter you got that from. Nice.

i DID play skyrim V and YES i did play as a barbarian and YES i specifically killed ethnic minorities in the game

You know what, I regret that I asked. Not because of the rape and pregnancy and all that, but because what you said sounds autistic as fuck.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Koffing has found the secret to eternal happiness and it starts at the affiliate links.

 

[fitty tucker]

My bothers in Christ, have you ever needed scaffolding to prop up your little dood?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Wearing jeans must be the "nigger" of the chess community, king shit.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

HAVE ANOTHER LINE ANDY, WE HAVE GROYPERS TO GIVE US THE BLOODSPORTS WE DESERVE.

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

Real geniuses invest in pokimon cards and giant dildos.

FOOOOD FOOOOD FOOOD FOOD, SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX CUM CUM CUM FOOD FOOD FOOD NOW FOOD NOW FOOD FOOD SEX SEX SEX SEX KILL KILL KILL

I'm sorry that all you can think about is nigger dick. It must be really stressful to be you

India rightfully belongs to Her Majesty the queen and she's not dead she's currently with Elvis and Adolf Hitler in Argentina

 

[often puzzled]

Damn, dog dildos really age you, I guess.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

[Haramburger] on Kiwi Farms is [Nicholas DeOrio]

 

[Xarpho's Return]

T. a former kid who only got to play it at their cousin's house and was forever stuck as "Invisible Player 2" on the (unplugged) second controller.

 

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Original:

You're the most fragile man I have ever come into contact with. The thread on you is going to be incredible, I can't wait to author it myself

And bonus quote:

"You're the most fragile man I have ever come into contact with. The thread on you is going to be incredible, I can't wait to author it myself."

 

[Big Nasty]

LOOK MA THERE'S A GAY! IT'S LITERALLY ME!

atomic cock

when you gaze into the piss the piss gazes also into you.

Immovable retard vs unstoppable fag

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

I'd let a thousand children fall prey to gambling sites before I use the Epic Games Store!

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I just want to know how to fuck bees. Ain't that deep, man.

I think all the tin foil hatters thinking there’s magic rituals taking place should visit the Vatican. It’s absolutely beautiful. Plus you’re never more than 10 yards away from a paedophile.

Yesterday's pizza rolls are also a product found in my vomit and you'll never hear me badmouth Totino's

Maybe I'm being autistic but if the next major news event starts with " Then the shooter yelled " its a me MARIO""

I would be so absolutely delighted.

The world is a marvellous place. Nice to be reminded of that once in a while rather than the latest misadventures of troons, niggers and pajeets.

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

Well I also call and fax gore images to senators offices.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

The mirror is the ancient enemy of the tranny, Nothing is more dysphoric than reality staring back at them

 

[Aunt Carol]

Make roast chicken you unbelievably colossal retard.

Just the kind of low stakes drama I get on the internet for.

Getting rid of your penis is an achievable goal.

I apologize for the Star Trek in the background, but I was too lazy to go and turn it off.

I get not wanting him to live, but I love watching the details of him suffering.

I have bad news about your dick, Your Imperial Majesty: it ends up in New Jersey.