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[Gentlebastard]

That's so sad. I've known dudes who looked like her and-- hey, wait a minute.

Some major "I sleep in a Racing Car! Do you?" vibes from this xeet

This faggot is as delusional as a man who thinks a Stripper, Cam Girl, or Hooker likes him for him and not the money because they have a real connection.

But Patrick is part of the educated* coastal** elite***, not some common rube!

* barely
** lake coast
*** top 1% BMI

 

[The Noise]

Once again, this is why I fantasise about him being gangraped/me violently raping him so much.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

This pic is like the video from The Ring except instead of haunted you get autism.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Bamboozled by a gayop again! Curse those meddling kids.

He gets the addiction gene, but instead of something fun like coke, it's dog porn.

wattussy will now be burned into my head for the rest of my day.

It's a stretch, but what can you expect from a lampsexual

You guys are annoying as FUCK.

Thanks to Destiny's penis, I gotta re post this one.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

So confident is our hero in the genius of his design that he can safely dispense with outdated, transphobic concepts such as "building a prototype" or "asking the opinion of someone who knows what the fuck they're doing"

 

[Lichen Bark]

You must admit that Anisa's dickhole eclairs look strikingly perverse.

 

[neger psykolog]

This is just not true. The inventor of insulin famously sold the patent for $1 so people could afford it. This really seems like some kind of psyop argument to justify psychopaths. Your account name is really making me think.

(account name = my account name)

 

[Pedophobe]

Kiwifarms users are just like the twitter schizos.

Sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from evil.

That's what happens when you forget to say "in Minecraft".

 

[DickMain]

they publicly posted my singing voice while I was in melt down mode to make fun of it on REDDIT.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

I don't come and shit up their gay gossip threads when BlingalFlingal69 or Fat Homo Retard having another internet scandal gets on the front page.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

This is Kay’s cooking. Everything is beige and the heat is way too high.

Only on a site like this could we argue which pasta someone should serve while destroying their family on video.

KAYLA GET OUT! THE TWEETS ARE COMING FROM NEXT DOOR!

Guys, I’m beginning to think that being a member of a drug fuelled polycule mightn’t be a very intelligent life choice.

He's so cool with his Twitter high school romance. Damn dude, you get laid AND you vape? Badass.....

Also @Potentially Criminal can you please teach me the Dragonshout that destroys gaming chairs in Mexico?

Trannies are going to be poisoning themselves left and right. Troonstown.

These troons do share one thing in common with sharks. They're both predators.

This nigga actually thinks Team America World Police was a documentary.

Joining a dragon cult would be a far more productive path for incels than the incel to troon pipeline.

"NO HE CAN'T KEEP TAKING OVER OUR ECHO-CHAMBERS!!!"

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Reddit: I love the working class!!!

Also Reddit: Omg my boss yelled at me and called me a transphobic slur just because I said my Fibromyalgia was acting up and I needed to take the day off to lay in bed and cuddle my IKEA stuffed shark. All my coworkers are bigots. We have one black guy but he called me a faggot. I hate this gay idiot rural Trump voting hell hole and want to move to Portland.

She may very well go down in history as the first woman ever to deliver a baked potato instead of a human infant.

I would not be surprised if the Democratic frontrunner in 2028 is a Grug-looking tranny, with a voice that sounds like Johnny Cash trying to sound like a girl, who threatens to murder anyone who disagrees with him, and whose policy positions are transing all the kids and eliminating age of consent.

Could Korean dudes figure it out already?
Why is he not being hunted down and beaten to death? I legit don't get it. At least kick his teeth in. Those huge nigger chompers would be perfect for necklaces on eBay.

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Because the Krabby patty doesn't contain any seed oils and frankly the burger looks just like it does on the picture. Anyone who disagrees is a nigger bubble bass.

 

[BirdUp]

Once upon a time, I worked for a company with multiple love actions.

 

[JustSomeDong]

i made an account just to call you a nigger

 

[Gentlebastard]

Degeneracy. Lunacy. Horizontal slicing is for kids whose moms didn't like them. Crust removal is for toddlers.

We as a nation desperately need Total Theater Kid Death like yesterday.

Imagine the fucking sociopathy you need to post so blatantly about your desire to steal land from penguins of all things.
They're not niggers Dagoth, they genuinely dindu nuthin

They get what they deserve for going to see a musical.

The absolute state of this solar system, there are entire celestial bodies with a worse selection than a Serbian supermarket.

The guy’s brain has turned into one of his garbage chili video thumbnails.

Once again, this is why I fantasise about him being gangraped/me violently raping him so much. Because he is such a fucking asshole who needs to be fucked forcibly in the ass to make him humble.

I like how I can’t tell two chinks apart but I can 110% tell that this is a male chink.

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Dead alpaca

This is like Niger and the Congo fighting about who's more sophisticated.

Both are toilets.

His little peepee energy just bleeds through this exchange

The reason I finally created an account after years of lurking was so I could join in with laughing at this retard.

Y'know, whenever I see the affront to God that is his dry vs wet brine chicken, I wonder if Jack missed out on an illustrious career of cartel torture.

A normal person would deal with these conflicting desires by creating a sockpuppet account and using that to get all the trolling out of their system, but apparently that idea has never occurred to her.

the "misinformation expert" fell for some media misinformation, and then immediately went and did a stochastic terrorism based on it

That said, there's something special about a man winning third place in a mediocrity contest.

A terminal cancer patient gets as much high quality morphine as they want but if I try to score some it's a crime. Discrimination!

 

[Pedophobe]

This is what stopping bullying has resulted in.

 

[Hitman One]

I've watched all the Sopranos so I think I'm more than qualified to talk about this.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

The rant was entertaining reading, but what I'm looking for is stories or info about how introducing kids to sex too early screws them up.

 

[Laburnum]

From:

"I would prefer if your drama was more entertaining and less gay"

 

[Meat Target]

Seethe all you want, but you can never unwatch that tranny porn

Imagine having the whole world laugh at your murder. That's rough bro.

 

[Topaz Eyes]

Allah thinks puppy dogs are haram but pouring acid in a woman's eyes is a-ok

owner-trained service rabbits

"dissociated" and bought cookies she didn't remember buying

her massive gut rides so low she has to move her legs out of the way to accomodate it really screams 'used to have a serious restrictive ED' to me.

woman who claims she can't leave the house without a horse or else she'll buy cookies

bravely fights her restrictive eating disorder every day at Cracker Barrel

terrible cookie dissociation

former friend with the service coonhounds she abused until they went insane