random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[DickMain]

I managed to get this far in the thread without seeing Tiny's penis and just going off of descriptions but now you forced me to see it and I am not happy.

Absolutely fucking haram.

What a terrible day to have eyes.

I'm voting for Destiny as our LOTY because we need a cow who sucks cock and drinks cum and gets fucked in the ass by cocks

It feels good knowing my cock is bigger than his.

I thank you for posting these and I want to strangle you for not putting them under spoilers.

I did not watch a black man jerk off for 34 days for it to end like this.

You're the exact reason we can't have anything nice. You're a faggot.

its a gay thread

Genuinely surprised these leaks didn't contain anything with him crossdressing.

Just admit you are mad at the internet and fuck off back to Netflix.

WHY DOES HIS DICK LOOK LIKE THAT AND WHY DOES HE HAVE TO MOAN LIKE HES TAKING A SHIT.

Imagine simping for this unironically

EDIT: Well turns out I'm a retard, and I'm gonna go kms

You can say pedophile, nigger and kike here. Have at least some courtesy.

Damn he really did have sex with men. I thought he was just trying to look cool for his audience. But no, he really is that gay.

Everything I know about his sex life has been forced upon me

 

[Dr. Butt]

But faggot agp fags don't belong in yoga pants.

Lol fuck off homo.

 

[Laburnum]

I managed to get this far in the thread without seeing Tiny's penis and just going off of descriptions but now you forced me to see it and I am not happy.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

because if I need one video of Destiny gobbling cock, I need it four times.

 

[BirdUp]

I really liked this new thing I found on gog called Futanari de Funghi.

 

[Thé au lait]

Brenda never loved you and she was never your girlfriend.
You also shit on her couch.

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/members/brad-watson_miami.5181/#profile-post-406472

There's nothing wrong with being gay as long as it's done tastefully

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/members/brad-watson_miami.5181/#profile-post-414367

 

[BlancoMailo]

I have fucked men before. Not my main diet but it still suffices sometimes.

I have never, in my entire life, seen a man who supposedly sucks dick be so bad at sucking dick. I may be lucky and this may be caused by my environment or some other shit, but i have never seen a man suck dick so bad before. Wanting to be anywhere near a man's dick whilst interacting with it directly requires eagerness; Tiny has none. No stakes in the game, no soul in the art of the moment; absolutely devoid of any desire for what is in front of him.

Even friends who jokingly offered to do that to other friends of mine did it with earnestness because of the irony of being straight and sucking dick. Even doing so without any sexual desire implicates a situation where you perform out of the sheer humor of the situation.

This truly may be a humiliation ritual.

 

[Magicat]

Cc @Popper Whiting

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I keep looking and instead of answers I just find the most retarded shit I've seen today.

Edit: kept digging, the guy's profile is a mess. Can't string together a sentence 21 year old grocery store bagboy in Ohio. "Candy" is his "female" "identity."

I don't want to be on the list.

That was the gayest shit I've ever heard

This woman sounds very nasty do not insult an autistic man's Lego collection

Reddit is down. I think that the Russians are continuing their attacks on ARE DEMOCRACY.

For me, it’s blackface Bill Clinton

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Funny how words like "evil" and "unholy" lose all impact when used in the wrong context. They'd use the word "immoral" if they were being honest, but they know that term is subjective, so they go for something objective instead, hoping the reader won't be paying enough attention to notice that it's being used disingenuously.

I like to get stoned and watch CGI renders of Jupiter's moons as much as the next guy but what does a shitty astrophysicist's opinion on evolutionary biology and neuroscience matter?

Unlike the joy, those three complimentary bottles of Mondavi wine were real and probably lasted about as long as that manufactured excitement.

This simultaneously saddens me deeply, while also reinforcing several of my negative worldviews about various groups of people. What a rollercoaster.

These are very high capacity SSDs that are raided for extra redundancy, because if I need one video of Destiny gobbling cock, I need it four times.

 

[Edward "Caesar" Sallow]

@Sperg Coalition -stalker child ramblings-
Quotes wasn't working cause he edited what she said, still funny.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

So many people are trying to access video footage of Destiny sucking cock that it's crashed the server. Give me a second.

https://tg.josh.rs/2024-11.html#386

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

How come we can translate ancient Egyptian which is literally lithographic pictographs and not even a proper written language but "I love you Senpai stay with me" in Japanese becomes

Skibidi Skibidi pawappa patriarchy cheese poggers fragile masculinity?

I fucking hate these people.

bitch i can snipe a drone out of the sky with a crossbow (except for the faster-end of FPV drones)

ive been crossbowing pigeons, mynas, jackals and sometimes even boars ever since i was like 14 (no guns here sadly, hence the crossbow), i even made a lil drone for target practice, had my sister fly it, and tried to shoot it out of the sky

i did it, but i destroyed 200 shekels worth of drone parts

 

[Thé au lait]

From @Gatdam Animal Person:
"A girl I stopped talking with just saw me
Taking contact with her
All because of Destiny sucking cocks
If he can suck 2-3 more asses I might have a family and a big ass house"

 

[Gentlebastard]

Whenever you have a weakness that's easily exploited, you should confirm it's effectiveness to your opponent - Sun Tzu

What a weak person. You went into space, an activity 99% of earthlings have never experienced, and you're buttblasted by people saying mean things on the Internet.

Just lay off the social media you dumb faggot.

Is this the first space lolcow?

Whatever the internet said, they probably weren't mean enough.

If you're a woman and you're online at any time, any where in the known universe, horny pajeets will sling filth at you. I don't even need to look, I already just know.

You don't see Valentina Tereshkova bitching about gay shit like that.

this is yet another reason why Buzz Aldrin should troon out while he has the chance.

Imagine how foreign policy would suffer if Kim Jong Un or the Ayatollah knew our elected officials were too weak to stomach Big Tex's Original Firearrhea X-Treme Hot Sauce Product. Not a pretty sight.

My man is so fat they couldn't even take a picture of him without a mouthful of Fritos.

WAIT THOSE AREN'T FRITOS JESUS CHRIST

I believe in Buc-ee's Nationalism.

My takeaway from this thread is that if you want to impress an American, show them a clean bathroom.

More than 36 hours without the Kiwi Farms has made me realize that this website is very prominent in my own personal Maslow's Hierarchy of Sneeds.

 

[Edward "Caesar" Sallow]

I can see your F5 button being melted down because you stared at your ban screen for the past 2 weeks nonstop.

 

[DickMain]

I didn't watch the video for sanity, but from the thumbnail, he is doing it wrong. As a cocksucker for 20 years, I can attest either than hasn't sucked enough cock to get good, or he actually doesn't enjoy it.

 

[Angry Shoes]

I have fucked men before. Not my main diet but it still suffices sometimes.

 

[keke]

waow, she really ate a deep fried mars bar! Now, if she would eat non-processed quinoa boiled in filtered water instead, as anyone reasonable would, she wouldn’t be fat

 

[Edward "Caesar" Sallow]

If Nubly doesn't deliver I'm gonna sping spang swing from a noose and name Spingle Cat in my suicide note.