random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Drip Torch]

can you kill them

 

[Axiom.]

Nah. I enjoy an good scooby doo chase

 

[Axiom.]

Angry foreplay it is then

Keep talkin dirty

It be okay babe. Remember...your here forever with me boo

Ooo I love some good horror movie gore porn fest.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I RECOGNIZE THAT CHRONIC MASTURBATOR!

Always the knife fighting with this guy.

Like, my brain and whole body hurt after reading that. I feel like a just got beat up. I've never actually been physically assaulted by sheer stupidity before and I gotta tell ya, it's not fun.

Squinting at my computer screen trying to understand what the fuck I just read. Am I retarded? Is the author of the screenshotted post retarded? Are we both retarded? I don't fucking know.

You think you'd eventually get desensitized to his stupidity but it never happens. Every time I come back to this thread I'm still just as flabbergasted at how much of a moron he is.

At what point does a human become so useless to a society that it's ok to just abandon them?

Oh.....oh I didnt even think of that....oh fucking christ that would be so fucking funny

A man dressed like a woman is funny and I'm tired of pretending it isn't.

I mean personally I never have because I'm an asshole but normies need to start to learn it's OK to laugh at ridiculous shit without worrying about the fee fees of AGP horrors. Make Trannies Ashamed Again.

I will not imagine being a tranny, and you can't make me

As you can sneed he is replying to 9 day old xeets again

I sometimes wonder if we're just watching some elaborate backstory for how Slimer from Ghostbusters came to be.

 

[3MMA]

We wuz kang David

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

expert at shit nobody cares about

 

[Tablet County]

With this guy, you are literally looking into the trailer trash abyss.

He has been photographed as every ethnicity imaginable. He is a one man Village People.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

BOTH THE ANGEL AND THE DEMON ARE APPALED BY THE JEW AND HIS TRICKS.

 

[DickMain]

Unfortunate chat timing between (i think) unrelated messages

 

[Law]

This must be a sting operation right?

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Does Layna believe in Astrology? She masturbates on camera so I assume she does.

 

[Laburnum]

From the Bluesky thread:

"I mean I'm building muscle to tighten my skin flaps up as I lose weight and help me get back into pain play."

 

[Tablet County]

The problem with loving raccoon and being a pedophile is sometimes you say shit that sounds like an pedophile who love raccoon and raccoon fucks you like a prosecutor from Twitter

Who are the Ramones? Are they Italian?

No no no. The proper way to do all of this is to prance around like a fucking faggot while pretending you have a lot of funny information. Once everyone is sick of your shit that is the perfect time to drop something disappointing that nobody cares about.

 

[Path Wanderer]

I'm hoping we can get some Kicks or Arrests soon, because this shit sucks.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Then the bilious genie has to squeeze back into his East Lansing bottle, leaving nothing but the spores of corn smut behind.

 

[Secret Boots]

I am so very jealous of null right now, I wish I could be part of Elon's psychic Illuminati too. That'd be the most badass thing ever.

 

[DickMain]

On the off chance the real Sean Astin ever sees this, I am sorry that some fat unemployed schizo has been relentlessly spamming you under the assumption that I'm you. I wish I could provide an explanation why, but it literally went from him writing fan fiction of me where I'm voiced by you to him claiming I am you.

 

[Big Nasty]

Sweaty dudes online is the only explanation.

Let him be a fruity gay man, you piece of shit.

This cybernigger is combining amphetamines and antipsychotics, all while topping it off with a melange of boner pills and beta blockers.

The easiest way to beat a polygraph is literally to clench your asshole as hard as you possibly can every time you answer a question

 

[Oliver Onions]

Not my name and I do not have gout

Do you hate Mexicans because they threw eggs at you?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I don't speak the same way I did 30 years ago and at some point I started liking blue cheese. Given endless time, I could even learn not to be a retard.