💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.4%
  • Total voters
    694
:really: :"Dear John, thank you for reminding me that I missed payment for my license to be a non-practicing Lawyer, you are like a fat green dinosaur cop reading the menu at Jeet Hortons, I might hate that you exist but I will always thinkph ofh youhp, youh shoulthd movea topCanda nd gedt loife insuranssce"
 
SpergioLeonne said:
I guess if you’re a fucking retard at fatherhood, you might tend to downplay its importance

The phrasing doesn’t make sense, though. What kind of trophy do you have to pay support for and don’t get to see?
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Grifty claims he has custody of all three kids from his first marriage. According to his account, his first wife was far more of a train wreck that even he is. The way I read his story, they were both doing hard drugs before, during and after her third pregnancy.

This is a link to Grifty telling the story of his first marriage. With this guy, you are literally looking into the trailer trash abyss.

 
Useful_Mistake said:
Nick appears to have been reauthorized to practice law:
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This is another way in which Nick has become Ralph. Spite is the only thing that motivates him anymore. He couldn’t be bothered to keep his most important accreditation up to date until we started making fun of him for it, then it was a matter of a day before he sorted it out. Live and die mad, Nick.
 
not william stenchever said:
I am highly doubtful that Rackets could successfully murder someone in a fit of cuck rage. The man is an imbecile. He'd be more likely to hurt himself in the attempt.
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If Nick attempted to have a Falling Down moment in the Balldo Bunker it'd end up like that dude who tried to shoot his tranny son but only managed to wound then blew his own brains out after realising what he'd just done.
 
Pippa's Greasy KB said:
What do you guys think is making april stick to nick? He is probably making less than aaron now?

1. Balldo (his dick doesnt work)
2. Trust fund (do his parents approve of this hussy?)
3. Cocaine (she is too retarded to source her own)

Which is it?
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Well, I don't really care what people say
I don't really watch what dem waan do
Still I got to stick to balldo like glue
And I man nah play number two
 
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God has come to snort all your lines
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Hey, (Wishes To Be) Uncivil Kurt and LEEEGHUL MINDHSSET, how's it going in the horny jail?
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NO MORE QUESTIONS YOUR HONOR
 
Useful_Mistake said:
Nick appears to have been reauthorized to practice law:
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Lol it's so easy to make him dance.
Lazy drunken faggot just let the one thing he ever worked for lapse until we laughed at him for it and sure enough he put down the whiskey and the crack pipe long enough to go pay his poser bill to reinstate his worthless license.
He's so predictable.
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St. Alia of the Knife said:
Huh. I was WRONG about him not completing his continuing education. (See how easy that is, Niq?) He was just too lazy and stupid to send in his fees. I know how time consuming lurking pedos' comment sections can be.
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So it was just laziness and not paying the fee? Not much better of an excuse.

Nick should be glad we SAVES him from UPL. Although, it would have been funny of he went into court for something, and opposing council called out his expired registration.

Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears said:
Just a reminder that Nick is a paid subscriber to Aaron's channel (assuming it’s the $4.99/month tier) and has been for 8 months in a row.

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Fapcop said:
PAYING other men to cuck him. This is GIGACUCK behavior. There is no way Nick doesn’t have some sort of humiliation fetish and furiously masturbates while self-felting.
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This could have been a gift subscription.bjust to point out the possibility. Although, these gift subs are awarded based on a weighted algorithm of time spent in chat and messages sent.

Nick is paying or obsessed with Aaron. Perhaps both.

joebobmurphy said:
This is another way in which Nick has become Ralph. Spite is the only thing that motivates him anymore. He couldn’t be bothered to keep his most important accreditation up to date until we started making fun of him for it, then it was a matter of a day before he sorted it out. Live and die mad, Nick.
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It is a shame we cannot hulky him into being a good father. Nick has shown (in my case, personally) that he will not respond to gentle criticism and concern. Bullying is the only thing that works. He is a spoiled 40 year old child.
 
Procrastinhater said:
Lol it's so easy to make him dance.
Lazy drunken faggot just let the one thing he ever worked for lapse until we laughed at him for it and sure enough he put down the whiskey and the crack pipe long enough to go pay his poser bill to reinstate his worthless license.
He's so predictable.
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How the fuck did I ever support a waste of a man like Nick Rekieta? Surely I'm a gullible retard.
Thank you Kiwi Farmers, for showing me The Depth of the error of my ways.
 
GamerGateSurvivor said:
>KF makes fun of Nick for letting his law license expire
>Nick instantly pays the fees to get it reactivated

Hey Nick, I bet you're too much of a pussy to go to rehab and not be a cuck.
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parsnip said:
We may be the most effective life coaches on the internet
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Pity it ain't so easy to bully that useless dork into taking care of his kids huh?

What kind of a "father" cares more about posing as a lawyer and owning the Karen Farms than he does making sure his kids are fed and have clean clothes and aren't humiliated by their Dad being a drunken cuck in front of the entire Internet.
A failed one.
 
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So let me get this straight. Nick is willing to pay enough to be a member to Aaron's channel and renew his law license (and a similar amount in Superberries to pedophiles), but not to pay: Monty his $300 judgement, several traffic tickets, or to restore either of his LLCs to good standing? I'm just baffled at where his priorities are as far as financial obligations. "Felt" the Farms/Aaron? He'll do it in a heartbeat any day of the week. Pay debts that keep the courts off his back? Those notices are better used for snorting blow. I'm glad the Lolcow cycle of never changing under any circumstance rings true! LOTY on lock!

Also happy 6969 lmao.
 
Neetorino said:
I'm just baffled at where his priorities are as far as financial obligations.
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Nick only does what Nick feels like doing in any given moment. This applies to more than just financial obligations. It’s working out for him about as well as you’d expect.
 
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